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Posted: 1/28/2011 4:02:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2011 12:58:42 PM EDT by RCJ]
In a topic truly fit only for G.D.:

Gun to your head, which one in bed?

Yes. That rhyme was specially created for this topic. I am coming off an 18 hour shift, am mystified by their popularity, and don't think I would post it were I well rested.

Poll inbound.

Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:03:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2011 4:48:45 AM EDT by raysheen]
I'd take the bullet...

ETA: Ke$ha isn't hard on the eyes... Snookie??? really? I think she deserves a punch in the face for being annoying (IBTPic)

ETA2:

Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:03:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2011 4:06:17 AM EDT by philspel]
Ibtp and ke$ha

Damn, not ibtp but still ke$ha. The video of Snooki in the hot tub reminds me she is shaped like my daughters old glow worm. But all skanky globby and fake tanned...

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Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:04:31 AM EDT
Ke$ha no doubt.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:04:49 AM EDT
I don't know, what do they look like?
I assume this has something to do with Jersey shore, as I have heard the term snookie used in connection with that.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:05:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CBags04:
Ke$ha no doubt.


Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:05:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Dr_Dickie:
I don't know, what do they look like?
I assume this has something to do with Jersey shore, as I have heard the term snookie used in connection with that.


This.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:05:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2011 4:06:23 AM EDT by Mclovin5-0]
Ke$ha looks like she lives in a landfill, but I think she's just a character. The girl that plays her is probably pretty normal. Snooki is a living petri dish for infectious diseases.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:09:25 AM EDT
Kesha looks like a fucking man in my opinion. At least what little I saw of her from some New Years eve bullshit the wife had on

Snooki looks like a fucking umpalump


Death's sweet release for me please
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:09:55 AM EDT
ke$ha may look like a used up country skank with a voice from east st. louis, but under penalty of death there are far worse options. snookie is one of them.


Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:10:58 AM EDT
Get both?
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:11:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2011 4:12:30 AM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]
Some celebrity has a dollar sign in their name? Really?
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:11:20 AM EDT
Need pics. I've seen pics of Snookie before, but I have no idea who Kesha is or what she looks like.

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Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:11:40 AM EDT
I'll consider myself lucky that I have no idea who the fack you're talking about.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:13:16 AM EDT
For some reason ke$ha seems a little less gross than snookie.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:13:23 AM EDT
Who?
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:13:56 AM EDT
Just go ahead and shoot me.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:14:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Pugz:
Who?


Yup....I have no idea who you are talking about.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:14:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Monkey_Wrench:
Originally Posted By Dr_Dickie:
I don't know, what do they look like?
I assume this has something to do with Jersey shore, as I have heard the term snookie used in connection with that.


This.


+1


I think I have seen Snookie on tv here and there. I don't get it, she looks like 10 miles of wet tank trail.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:15:03 AM EDT
Hell, I'd bang Ke$ha without a gun to my head.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:19:40 AM EDT
Kesha looks like a man IMO.

Her dropping "Douchbag" on national TV at new years removed her from my kids playlist immediately.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:20:32 AM EDT
pair of skanks, give me the bullet.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:21:49 AM EDT
The poll is missing a choice - "no one with a jive ass street name".
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:26:37 AM EDT
Bullet please
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:35:07 AM EDT
Ke$ha, but let that gun touch any part of my body and I'm gonna risk my life to take it away from you.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:35:52 AM EDT
I'll take Ke$ha and a solid course of antibiotics for $1,000 Alec.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:42:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Mr45auto:
I'll consider myself lucky that I have no idea who the fack you're talking about.


This for me too.

Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:43:13 AM EDT
Snooki has no redeeming characteristics at all. Ke$ha is at least fairly attractive. No contest.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:47:00 AM EDT
Ke$ha without a gun, snookie if I was already dead and she was into necrophelia. I can't stand that short round bitch and I've only seen her in commercials.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:48:00 AM EDT
Ke$ha is not a pretty woman, but it looks like she has a nice body. Snookie has big tits, but I can't shake the feeling that she would break a sweat reading a book.

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Link Posted: 1/28/2011 4:48:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 5:38:53 AM EDT
Ke$ha actually looks hot. What's wrong with her?
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 5:39:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:
Ke$ha is not a pretty woman, but it looks like she has a nice body. Snookie has big tits, but I can't shake the feeling that she would break a sweat reading a book.

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I have no idea how Jersey Shore became so popular what with every cast member being as dumb as a High Point
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 5:42:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 5:44:17 AM EDT
Kesha no contest.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 5:45:45 AM EDT
Ke$ha for sure.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 5:47:06 AM EDT
I would let either one take a dump on my chest.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 5:47:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2011 5:49:11 AM EDT by LoBrau]
XKCD strikes again!



ETA: And Ke$ha fo' sho'
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 5:48:32 AM EDT
I would put my dick in a blender.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 5:49:16 AM EDT
I'll take the bullet, please make it at least 6,and club me like a baby seal for good measure, I don't want to survive if i gotta screw either one.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 5:49:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MVolkJ:
Snooki has no redeeming characteristics at all. Ke$ha is at least fairly attractive. No contest.


+1

Kesha
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 5:49:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2011 5:57:23 AM EDT by iggy1337]
I'd go for Snooki. I think she would be kinda greatfull.

I'm just a sucker for skanky slut girls, Ke$ha types are a Dime a dozen where I'm from
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 5:51:20 AM EDT
In true arfcom fashion....

I'd hit them both.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 5:55:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cableguy221:
For your viewing pleasure.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5e27224abb/disneys-princess-kesha




and, IBTL.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 5:56:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By eclark53520:
In true arfcom fashion....

I'd hit them both.


Hit Kesha first, because after Snooki, your dick's gonna fall off.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 5:58:10 AM EDT
kesha
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:00:44 AM EDT
This question is easier than a choice between life or death. Shitstorm formation FAIL.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:02:29 AM EDT
Gun to my head? Ke$ha is HOT....
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:03:18 AM EDT
Kesha... Or Ketchup as I call her.

Oh... No need to put a gun to my head to perform
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:04:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2011 6:04:54 AM EDT by Mattl]
Kesha, easily. Bullet in the head would be option two.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:05:14 AM EDT
Ke$ha gets the high hard one in this case.
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