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Posted: 11/20/2015 11:36:06 AM EDT
Tired of headlines about criminals robbing, abusing, murdering, or otherwise disrupting the flow of normal polite society? This thread is for you. This pet project of mine intends to gather the best video that the Internet has to offer, as long as the subject matter involves criminals and other n'er-do-wells getting shot, beaten, or otherwise removed from the gene pool. Most of these videos are GRAPHIC by nature, some are extremely so, but they are all awesome in their own special way. Feel free to link other videos that fit the description too. I have not, however, included any war footage or Middle East footage, simply because so many of the descriptions attached to the videos are vague or outright false. If I'm not certain who the 'bad guy' is, the video doesn't get added.
Enjoy! vvvv UPDATES/NEW ADDITIONS ARE NOW AT THE TOP OF THE LIST vvvv Redneck trash threatens an Uber driver, gets shot dead. He goes from a tough-talking asshole to a moaning bitch in about 2 seconds flat SWAT breaches door, shield in hand, blows the head off of a wanted rapist White dumbass with a knife advances on an officer holding an AR15. Guess who wins? Marquis McGlockton gets McSmoked after blindsiding a man twice his age, all over a handicapped parking spot that his whore of a girlfriend felt entitled to. Spread your McCheeks Marquis, the devil's dong is waiting for ya! Oh you know, just another gangster who is armed and can't follow a simple command. Dead in the street, right where he belongs Hillbilly reaches into his Brodozer to grab a rifle, officers roll coal on his ass. With their Glocks Fat white guy goes nuts on the side of the road before police put him down Denton TX officer rehabilitates knife wielding perp - permanently Officer smokes armed perp through windshield. He bleeds out in his boxers like a bitch. Pasadena man draws on officer, dies like a whore with his legs flailing in the air - cop never even puts his iphone down San Fran officer smokes armed man in barber shop - bye Felicia Black man dances around like Mary Poppins as the cops struggle to take him down before shooting him. Narrated by a van full of Hispanics who lament his passing and condemn the officer for excessive force, filming partially obstructed by rosary beads hanging from the rearview. Damn its like the jokes write themselves. Man gets drunk and fires rounds through the ceiling of his hotel room with a baby inside, officers respond and give him a doubletap of the good news to the chest, and he pisses himself as he slinks off to hell Officers working hard to relocate the homeless population.....straight to hell Police cure man's mental illness with 2 rounds of 5.56 to the chest Perp does an epic faceplant after LVPD puts a few rounds in his back Brazilian officers wrestle with a guy with a knife before shooting him as he attacks them, then anchoring him in the street. Officer resolves a hostage situation the right way with a point blank shot to the face Brotha robs a store then refuses to drop his sidearm, so police unload on his worthless ass Haitian man attacks officers, gets a couple of rounds of voodoo straight up his ass NYPD curing mental illness one round at a time Officer gets tackled and stabbed with a butcher knife, but his partner unloads every last round into the perp and stomps his skull for good measure. A textbook execution , no tax dollars wasted Pueblo officer takes out suspect with a single headshot after he "attempts to run him over" - I'd say the end justifies the means! White trash sex offender pops out of a pile of laundry and attacks a police officer, getting filled with lead and dying in front of his wailing mommy. His original crime? "Rape by instrumentation" - essentially he stuck something in somebody that they didn't consent to. Ironically, he kinda died in the same fashion. Guy robs 7/11 with a sawn-off shotgun, flees right into a hail of bullets from a responding officer. Judge, jury, executioner. Justice is served Officers unload on an uncooperative suspect in a Walmart parking lot with ARs and Glocks - can't think of a classier place to die Masked burglar bursts through a door right into a field of fire from responding officers - ninja please Black woman drunkenly plows over a police officer, gets three rounds for her trouble. Dies, like every drunk driver should Salt Lake City officer shoots perp as he tries to flee, drawing a knife. He cries like a little bitch while dying How about another Brazilian robbery attempt gone right? Is there anything more pathetic than dying on the cold dirty floor of a hospital with your ass cheeks in the breeze? Dumbass points a taser at an officer and gets blown away Hipster? Homeless? Drugged out? Whatever he was, he goes out doing a hell of a funny little dance number - officer absolutely UNLOADS on this shitstain at point blank range Another drunk driver permanently rehabilitated Non-binary cisgender bisexual mentally ill student gets put down hard by Georgia Tech police - does that count as one kill or two? Robber shot dead by offscreen police officer while attempting to rob a guy getting gas - dropped him like a rock Nothing sweeter than the sound of a gut-shot meth-head whimpering like a bitch after attempting to draw on an officer. Another white trash loser rehabilitated Fatass angry black man attacks the doors of the local courthouse with a bat, then turns on an officer, and gets at least 8-10 rounds of the good news - rot in hell you piece of shit Shopkeeper puts rounds in two thieves, one flees with his pants around his knees and gets finished off in the street Vegas PD kill suspect who draws on them at a traffic stop - adios melon farmer! Saginaw PD send shitstain Fareed Jabbari to meet Allah after he starts to act up in the back of a police car. His carcass ends up in a pile on the street, right where it belongs Officers put down old knife-wielding dweeb in a goofy hat and tall white socks Naked man with pistol takes a 5.56mm straight up the ass from LVPD - mental illness effectively cured You run, you die. Simple really. Seattle PD drop a guy dual-wielding kitchen knives outside his home - THAT'S how you guarantee a zero recidivism rate! Muslim pedophile (redundant, I know) rapes and murders a toddler and is executed with an AK to the back. Justice 101. Thug Jr. points a replica firearm at bystanders and police, gets his rap career cut short by a well-placed .40 Smith - skip to 8:35 in the video Fat black criminal flees from police, exits his vehicle shooting, then gets absolutely unloaded on by Atlantic City PD, dying in a worthless pile of blubber, flip-flops, butt sweat, and neurologically-induced gang signs. You like anchor shots? Here's a bakers dozen of them. Brazilian man attempts to rob a pregnant woman, gets shot by her off-duty husband resulting in blood loss of near-volcanic proportions. Caution: this one is extremely graphic Premier cancer surgeon and astronaut Kareem Al Nadir Jones is gunned down by police Las Vegas officer shoots from his moving patrol car and kills man who lunges at him with a knife Excellent one-shot-kill from long distance on a shotgun-wielding loser attempting to shoot officers Gas station robber talking on cell phone attempts to herd bystanders into a corner, one swiftly draws and kills him - I bet the asshole had it on speaker-mode too Las Vegas officers drop knife-wielding vato - first use of a VP9 in a OIS video that I've seen Fat Ginger neckbeard in a skull cap is dual wielding pistols on a Baltimore bus and gets sent to hell by the local PD. Skip to the 5 minute mark for this stunning display of ineptitude. Robbery gone right, Brazil style Putting ghetto rims on a new Audi should get you shot just as fast as running from police and attempting to run them over. Good kill. Security guard shoots and kills armed robber, local PD tosses his carcass into the back of a pickup like the piece of trash that he is. Three muslim shitstains attempting to carry out the will of the pedophile-prophet mohammed are shot to death by responding officers in London. No virgins for you, just Satan's pitchfork up the ass. Man attempts robbery of gas station - literally EVERYONE in the joint draws their own guns and he dies, hard Dirty Vietnamese communist gets executed with a .38 to the temple in this iconic Video Loony perp gets tazed to death by Vegas officers - he had a lengthy record, shockingly Man attempts to rob a store with a claw hammer, gets a paralyzing CNS shot in return. How do you say "sack of potatoes" in Portuguese? LAPD hose down car thief. You run, you die. You'll have to wait til about 4:20 in to the video, but if you are like me and hate douchebag biker criminals, you'll want to see how this pursuit ends Old goober jumps out of his vehicle after a pursuit, reaching into his cargo pockets feigning possession of a weapon, but he gets killed for real. What an asshole, forcing that officer's hand because you were too cowardly to end your shitty life on your own terms. Brazil. Attempted robbery. So predictable Brazilian MP is walking with his buddies when they are robbed, it goes about as well as you'd expect Two third-worlders attempt to rob a woman but one accidentally shoots the other in the head Las Cruces PD attempt to subdue a perp with a knife, first using a taser then remembering that the only good criminal is a dead one - Wait....if we build a wall, will we end up with less of these videos?? Oklahoma officers unload on suspect who tries to back his truck over them. DRT Houston PD hoses down a car thief when he turns the vehicle toward them. I am familiar with the deceased, and can tell you that he was a scumbag of the highest order and needed to die Armed trespasser with a lengthy criminal history draws on police, gets hosed down - see THIS is how you guarantee zero recidivism. Here's an even better angle of the justice-dispensing. Kenyan police shoot a cop-killer down in the street, then execute him in front of a hundred onlookers. Bonus points for the jackboot on the chest during the anchor shot(s) 13 year old tries to steal cigarettes from a local shop, but the only thing that ends up getting smoked is his sorry ass. Housing juvenile offenders is expensive. Bullets are not. Problem solved and staying solved. US Border Patrol/Customs putting the panic in Hispanic as officers beat to death a two-time illegal alien, thief, drunkard, methhead. Much like a billiard ball, the harder you hit it, the more English youre gonna get! Tulsa PD run over a pretty nappy looking female who attempts to shoot them while running away. Nothing like 300HP of justice right up your ass to remind you of your place in the food chain. Adios beech Murderer runs from police, gets shot in the head and has his face ripped off by a K9 - If this isn't justice, I don't know what is Police put down a guy advancing on them with a knife - dropped him dead Guy in a pretty rapist-looking van leads police on a chase, then gets shot after reportedly "reaching for a cigarette" - he got smoked alright Good Samaritan rescues a downed officer by drawing his concealed handgun and putting three rounds into the man who had the cop pinned, then drops the gun and walks off like a boss Bank guard plays quick-draw with would-be robber and gets the first hit. Shitstain attempts to flee the scene but is taken down by a shot to the back. Guy decides to rob an off duty officer in line at a McDonalds drive-thru - now he's McDead Officer kills a hobo wielding a ninja stick in a crowded city square Badass Brazilian officers foil an early-morning robbery killing FIVE suspects - job well done boys Officer chases suspect who draws a gun, officer is quicker on the trigger and puts a couple rounds in him, but he gets up and runs. Not to worry, .40SW is faster than a wounded shitstain. The cop is an excellent shot and puts him down with a round to the back at 30+ yards. Beautiful shot. China: Hostage taker gets shot in the face by a female police officer disguised as a nurse. We'll call this one Chinese Take-Out What's fast, black, felonious, and full of lead? This asshole right here Guy in full camo with a suppressed AR15 robs a bar, gets blindsided by responding officers who pump him full of lead Cops gun down loser in wifebeater while shirtless onlookers onlook. Status: Rehabilitated Knife wielding trailer trash gets pretzeled by multiple center mass shots from Fort Collins PD Robber takes three to the chest from motorist who says "hell no" to being a victim. DRT Genius decides to rob a gun store and gets his soul sodomized by a mag's worth of .45ACP - beautiful kill Officers are shot by loser robbing a Walmart, one of them returns fire, pinning him inside the glass sliding door section where he proceeds to die crawling around like a bitch Brazilian officer foils a robbery and fills a scumbag full of lead as he falls down some stairs. Glorious Crusty old bastard calls in threats to local hospital, gets belligerent with responding officer, takes a few to the chest Female security guard draws on an armed robber and plants one square in his chest - he stands there dumbfounded for a second while blood pours from his chest. Shopkeepers step over his carcass as he dies Trailer trash parks his moped, tries to draw on officers, runs, gets shot in the back and dies like a bitch Nothing like getting beaten up by a used car salesman then shot to death in the parking lot to remind a fellow of his place in the food chain Brazilian drug dealer cornered on a cliffside, police hose him down and he falls hundreds of feet to his death Dominican police execute two robbers in the street. Chances of recidivism: Zero Skip to 5:00 to see a muslim piece of shit bleeding out and writhing on a dirty department store floor, right where he belongs. Another hellbound terrorist courtesy of a brave armed American. Link Gangster learns the hard way that we don't tolerate your ghetto bullshit spilling over into a public mall in THIS country. Officer drops him with a beautiful headshot while running down the stairs. Link Sacramento PD do their part in the fight against homelessness - they can't seem to run this wily hobo down with their cruisers so the mag dump will have to do Police shoot and killman who refuses to drop his weapon and opens fire on them Mentally ill African immigrant with an e-cigarette gets dropped after squaring up to a couple of police officers. Smoking'll kill ya, brew Biker douche bleeds out after police give him a thin blue attitude adjustment Charlotte is burning because one fat retard with a gun couldn't follow orders. Check your volume on this one, the natives in the background are hurling a lot of expletives. Another turd gets flushed Chinese female officer walks up and shoots hostage taker right in the face. Confucius say "killing is negotiation" In a stunning display of bravery, a small female charges at three home invaders while unloading her handgun into them. The suspects camouflage made it difficult to see her targets, but nevertheless she was able to score a fatal hit on an aptly named Antonio Leeks, proving once again that God must have a sense of humor Well-deserving protester gets put down, all his homies immediately go from "F da police" to "call 911!" while their buddies blood makes a pretty interesting pattern in the grooves in the pavement Officers creep along behind a knife wielding miscreant who tries to scare them off with thrown objects, Tarzan-esque posturing, and a couple of weak ass pump-fakes. The cops are undeterred, and hose him down anyway. Status: Rehabilitated Tulsa PD drops non-compliant thug when he reaches into his vehicle instead of doing as he's told. Muslim shitstain gets properly converted after trying to stab an Israeli soldier. Pharmacist puts down "Antwun" after he tries to rob the joint, yet our "justice system" locked him away for life. I've taken dumps worth more than that thugs life, nice job America... Dumbass finds out the hard way that attacking a man in his own vehicle can have deadly consequences. Road rager goes full-retard against another motorist, who engages the threat from the inside of his car, then finishes him off. This is how police pursuits should end more often. Officer unloads on fleeing perp's vehicle with his M4, saving the taxpayers lots of money. Mexican bandits swipe a guys briefcase then flee on a motorcycle. They make it about 50 yards and crash, utterly mangling the perps leg and leaving him squealing while everyone else just films. Officers doing their part to reduce vagrancy, dropping a knife-wielding homeless man like a sack of potatoes after he refuses to listen. Black thug gets his reparations one round at a time after robbing an elderly pharmacy worker with a gutting knife. Introducing Franco "the Extinguisher" Castillo - Shopkeeper puts down a would-be robber and hits the fire extinguisher, which was likely worth more than the dead perps useless life. Father waits in airport terminal for his son's kidnapper/rapist to pass by, then plants a .38 into the side of his skull. He is given 5 years probation. Justice was served in a way that the state could never adequately deliver. Colorado police officer pumps multiple rounds into a criminal who proceeds to die on the floor of a dingy trailer. Fitting way to go for a deserving shitstain. Sudanese refugee with large stick attacks gas station clerk and officer, gets shot in throat, face. Cleanup on aisle three Dirty palestinian rock thrower takes an Israeli smoke grenade to the face, likely resulting in serious facial injury and hopefully death Off duty Brazilian officer quickly takes down assailant who slips past his closing garage door. Did somebody dial nine-juan-juan? Argentinian police show up to a domestic call and give a belligerent douchebag a few rounds of 12ga to the chest. Possibly bean bag rounds? The guy staggers off camera, so we'll have to use our imagination. Guy reaches for a hammer while at least three officers have their guns trained on him, then dies in a groaning, sweaty pile of worthlessness and poor decision making Domestic dispute ends with thug brandishing a large edged weapon, getting shot. They never learn, do they? Knife-wielding perp attacks officer in the front seat of his patrol car, gets shot full of holes and dies in his lap. Better burn that uniform, who knows what kind of nasty shit that guy leaked all over him. Black car thief gets put down by Chicago's finest - hint: if you want the world to think your life "matters", don't steal cars Taxicab robber shot by vigilante and left to die in the street. He is panicking as his body shuts down and bleeds out. Fitting end for any criminal. Car thief trapped in mangled vehicle while police snap pictures of his worthless ass Suspect in back of squad car pretends to crap his pants, draws a gun, gets hosed 17 year old thug decides to play quick-draw with a deputy who proves to be the faster shot. Video quality looks like it is straight out of the 80's, but that kill was timeless This is what a 19 year old who robs an off duty Brazilian cop looks like. Watch til the end, he squirms all the way out of the bus Whimpering like a bitch is how this drug dealer goes out. You'll need the volume ON to get the most out of this one, its all sound. Drug dealer pulled over with warrants, ordered out of the car, refuses, talks tough, draws a gun and gets about a mags worth of the good news. The shovel embedded in this rapists skull stays put despite a moderate amount of squirming. Must have been a pretty solid hit from one of the farmers whose teen daughters were raped by the perp. Stolen ARs didn't save these bank robbers from being made holy by the Brazilian cops These two Venezuelan criminals take a decent beatdown before vigilante anchors both of them. Minus five points for leaving the safety on and botching the flow of the execution. You'll have to wait until "Camera 2" to get the best angle on this South African piece of shit getting put down by the cops. The posthumous kick to the suspects ass is worth the wait. Criminal in Missouri gets a little too close to responding officers who drop him like a bad habit. Bad guy practices his sit-ups after taking a few from some Florida cops. White shirt turning red is a nice touch. Punk steals a bike, gets beatdown of a lifetime Couple of female muslims try and stab some Israeli folks and get penetrated more times than a Baghdad goat. Plus 5 points for multiple anchor shots to obviously disabled perps. Sort of like my first time watching Pulp Fiction, this one was all talked up to be an earth-shaker, but was just a let down in the end. Knife-wielding Chicago PCPerp gets 16 rounds, about half of which are taken while he's on the ground wiggling. Hey, he won't act up again that's for sure. Not sure why anyone would try and resuscitate a dying car thief without any gloves in a third world country, but This guy did. Fortunately, he doesn't make it. Fat shirtless Latino does a pretty good toe touch when Texas deputies put a few rounds through his spine - Adios muchacho Jewelry thief stabbed to death, last breaths on video. Who the hell wears a striped shirt with plaid shorts anyway? The pen is mightier than the....wait, nope. Mentally defective POS smoked by San Diego SWAT cop. Holding a pen, bystanders believed it was a knife. Either way, scratch one bad guy. Ever seen a Thai pretzel? Well, that's what this motorcycle thief looks like after taking a paralyzing shot to the spine from the property-owners PPK. Nothing like shitting in a bag for the rest of your life to remind you why stealing is bad. Dying criminal looks like he's trying to do a plank as the cops who smoked him try and keep the unwashed masses from getting too close. Mentally impaired fatass gets absolutely FILLED with lead in front of a grocery store and dies as he lived, sweaty, squirming, and with his buttcrack hanging out LA police gut-shoot a wriggling bad guy as he resists arrest. Not sure exactly what happened here, but he wont break the law again, that's for sure. Brazilian teen threatens police officers on social media, gets the living shit beaten out of him. You don't see the beating, only the aftermath but whatever they did, it got the point across. An oldie but a goodie - knife-wielding homeless loser gets put down by a suppressed AR, then gets shot in the taint by a beanbag round while he expires Little boy in Brazil gets to grow up real fast as a gas station robber dies right in front of him, shot by an off duty cop who didn't let a round of buckshot to the knee stop him from administering swift justice. This classic predates the Internet - another shirtless Lardass gets hosed down as he points his shotgun at SWAT Bad guy practicing his snow angels as he bleeds out courtesy of the LAPD. S&W Sigma lying next to his carcass. Guy approaches officers with a golf club as they serve a warrant, guess who wins? He brings a putter, they give him the wood Home invaders/rapists in Brazil get shot full of holes and are left to die in the street. Running criminal gets a few rounds to the back and tumbles into a roadside ditch, right where he belongs. Good shooting officer. These geniuses decided to rob a marked police car and ended up with a few extra holes for the devil to stick his fiery dick in Young man on his way to choir practice gets gunned down mercilessly as he hides behind his college diploma. Just kidding. Another armed piece of shit who doesn't want to listen to the cops gets torn a new one. Drug dealer shoots it out with Brazilian cops, gets his face blown off by rifle fire, doctors laughing as he dies. Fatass hillbilly in a beer t-shirt draws down on two officers and dies hard in an Applebees parking lot. Russian doctor kills a patient who gropes his nurse and becomes combative. One punch kill Brazilian cop shows off his hostage negotiation skills as he puts round after round into a robber that turned into a mighty big pussy before he died Another classic - Police pursue a shotgun-wielding suspect behind a house and he peacefully surrenders. And by peacefully surrenders I mean he sends a buckshot round through his skull. Its all captured on FLIR for your enjoyment. Bonus points for brain matter on the roof. If you want to die like a dipshit in a parking lot with your pants hanging off of your ass, your best course of action is to backtalk the cops while stuffing your hand in your waistband and walking away El Paso prison guard teaches his coworker how to best deal with a combative prisoner: 40 Smith to the chest, of course Three Chinese officers/soldiers unload their assault rifles into an ax-wielding loon Drunk douchebag wrecks his car, killing his fiancé, then 124 grains of justice 'accidentally' save the taxpayers a lot of trial/prison costs Why aren't my legs working? Where is my buddies face? Am I really dying in flip flops and these gay shorts? Who knows what went through these dying robbers minds, but we do know what went through their torso, legs, liver, etc. Hot Brazilian lead, that's what. Hostage situation resolved successfully, hats off to a skilled sniper Loser pulls gun on cop, shootout ensues, guess who wins Pursuit ends with a cornered suspect firing at cops. Officer outnumbered, K9 takes care of one bad guy, bullets take care of the other Drug dealers engage cops in gun battle in suburban neighborhood, one guy in particular gets all shot up. Some fine police marksmanship ends the fight Cops surround and mow down a guy armed with a knife. Listen to those gunshots echo off the surrounding buildings, reminds me of 'Heat' AR15 takes down a shirtless bank robber who looks like he's seen the business end of at least a few crack pipes in his day. Apparently the cop was reprimanded for a trigger finger violation, but I'd like to buy him a beer Skidmark with beer tshirt, knife, tries to Enter someone's vehicle and gets shot for his efforts. Unfortunately he survives. The original. A trendsetter, a pioneer in every sense of the word. Without this video, there would be no Stay Woke, no advancements in the study of urban medical aid and ghetto casualty resuscitation. Thank you for your service, your sacrifice. Thanks most of all for the laughs! Group of South African miners on strike decide to charge a line of officers while brandishing clubs and machetes. It ends about as well as you'd expect. One things for sure, third-world wage negotiation tactics make for great freaking video. Speaking of failed negotiations, here's a gangbanger who refuses to throw down his pistol despite being surrounded by cops - the officers release a dog and he throws the pistol to the ground, but thankfully they just hose his ass down anyway. Unfortunately, the police dog is killed in the crossfire. Chilean car thief takes a shot to the head and is dying as police watch. How do you say Stay Woke in Spanish? US Soldiers open fire on some Taliban approaching on a dirtbike. I'd say 5.56mm beats loud pipes all week long. This is Middle East footage, which I usually avoid, but its pretty clear who the good guys are here. This one is a little bit unique. It's audio recording, and a computer-generated re-enactment of a Minnesota homeowner who got tired of his home being broken into by meth-heads. Sort of like Home Alone, Byron Smith lay in wait in his home as two scumbags entered and crept through what they thought was an empty house. Unlike Home Alone, he gut-shot both of them with a Mini14 , drug them into the depths of his basement, and finished the job with a .38 to the chin. Eat your heart out Macaulay Culkin. Police shoot and kill a couple of petty criminals in Brazil - one guy is "Face Down Like Mike Brown" and gasping for air as he bleeds out. Sweet justice indeed. Two pedo-rapists executed by firing squad in Guatemala. One dies fast, the other not so much. THIS is how DUI stops should end more often - drunken loser runs from police, goes straight to his trailer, and promptly resists arrest and draws a pistol, getting hosed down in front of his screaming mommy. They grow up so fast don't they? Robber has a heart attack while robbing a store. Clerk calmly steps over his carcass. I bet that hhnnnnnnnnnggghhhh Guy attempts to flee/run over cops. Gets shot. Pretty straightforward. Don't bring a flagpole to a gun fight. You'll likely die just like this Moron Does "Do Not Cross Yellow Line" count if you do it when you're dead? Denver PD taking out the trailer trash. Toss a dying gangbanger in the back of the SUV Walker Texas Ranger style? Only in Brazil. Couple of Brazilian crooks try to rob a Subway, but they've bitten off more than they can chew. Off duty cop gut-shoots one from retention, arrests the other. I see plenty of Foot-longs in his future. BREAKING: Dallas Police discover the cure for Schizophrenia that your therapist doesn't want you to know! Click Here These clowns tried robbery Hollywood style with Kevlar, getaway cars, and heavy weapons. They died San Francisco style: sweaty, pants around their ankles, and bleeding from multiples orfices. Cocaine in his system, nearly twenty grand in back child support payments, running (well, more like a brisk trot) from the cops, the jokes pretty much write themselves. Whats funnier than someone tumbling down a flight of stairs? A Thai jewel thief getting shot in the face and tumbling down a flight of stairs Barbershop robbery goes south for the perps when a patron draws his own gun and kills one of them. Jewelry store robber does his best to flee the scene, but it's hard to do when a US Marine puts a bullet through your spine. Resist arrest, attack officers with a knife, die in the street. Juegos estúpidos, premios estúpidas Piece of shit robs Dollar General, cops fill him full of lead. I'll buy that for a dollar! Whether you agree with the Bundys or the Feds, nearly running over an officer and reaching into your jacket at gunpoint will get you shot dead real fast. Hell of a hill to die on, dude. Brazilian robber shot dead by military police. TX cop puts a bullet through the head of a hostage taker with his AR. Bonus points for pink mist. Two would-be carjackers are run over by their intended victim. I love how Brazilian cops 'search for weapons' by kicking around the guys crotch. He's like 'please quit I'm trying to die here, jeez" This pharmacist reminds us that the best medicine for human shit stains is Sig Sauer, applied liberally. Possible side effects include dying and burning in hell. Off duty officer engages carjackers, leaves one hopping around like a wounded rabbit before he dies in the street. Dumbass. Brazilian Police apprehend a bank robber and drag him behind a bus, out of view of cameras, and execute him. Justice is served. Houston PD gun down lunatic in suit with rifle. He wobbles around like a drunkard before dropping to the ground. Unfortunately I think this guy survived the encounter. An innocent young African American man is gunned down mercilessly as he attempts to borrow money from a local establishment. Store owner does what any good American would do, and fills his ass full of lead and lets him die on the floor like a bitch. Brazilian robber is apprehended, shot by bystanders, left to die in the street. A robber and a cop walk into a gas station? Guess who leaves alive? Yep you guessed it. Guy in a stolen vehicle ignores police and drives right at them, taking about 50 rounds of 5.56 and 12ga A Brazilian cop was murdered in his vehicle, gang members taunt the dead officers family on social media. Officers buddies go into the ghetto and execute 10 thugs to re-establish a balance in the Force. Yet another successful resolution to a hostage situation. He'll never have his day in court, he'll never rob another gas station, he'll never terrorize another old lady. That's a win all around. Bank robber in Brazil gets put down by an off duty officer, crashing through a glass door. Young thug robs a man during a Craigslist transaction gone bad, but the victim returns to the scene and runs over the piece of shit, severing his arm. Unfortunately the VICTIM is being charged. I don't find that humerus at all. Protestor gets violent with police, receives a good ol' hickory shampoo, then gets shot in the chest for his trouble. It takes him a second to realize how bad he screwed up before collapsing. Why pass away peacefully in your car in a closed garage with some good music going when you could pull a replica firearm on a bunch of cops on a busy city street? Delaware police unload on an armed, wheelchair-bound man who proceeds to fall out of the chair, die, and crap his pants. Not necessarily in that order. Love this misspelled Youtube eulogy at the beginning. Criminal escapes prison, goes home and finds his wife gone, has a smoke, suck starts a twelve gauge. Status: Rehabilitated. How about a quickie? Guy reaches for gun, cops kill him. Short and sweet. I don't know where Wilson County TX is, but they're short one Democrat after police gun down a young Latino following a pursuit. Adios bitch. Dominican General gets robbed on his own front porch, handgun is stolen, but he runs inside and grabs his rifle, hosing down the shitstains in the street. Shaky body cam footage captures suicide by cop in Las Vegas involving a cap gun and citizenship of questionable legality. Jackpot! Several great kills in this compilation of justice. I love when the hostage takers wear hats so we can see them fly as they are executed. Islamic murderer gets sent to hell by hundreds of bullets courtesy of Freedom, Heckler and Koch, and the French Police. Keep sending them Muhammad, they'll just keep dying hard. Guy tries to rob a public transport vehicle, literally gets burned alive in the street. Can you imagine how badly that charred piece of shit stank? I love the smell of justice in the morning. Robber gets shot in the face while trying to reload his piece. Noob. Fat Kentucky Neckbeard doesn't listen to officer, skins his smoke wagon, gets filled with lead by the officer he tried to kill. Brazilian security guard takes on three armed robbers with his revolver and wins - I feel bad for the janitor that has to clean up after that first guy smeared his blood everywhere. What a dick. If killing criminals was an Olympic sport, Brazil would get the gold in every single event. At the risk of sounding repetitive, here's another security guard killing another POS. Who am I kidding? That never gets old Three-time felon and cat killer gets smoked by police - his momma can't comprehend why he deserved to die. Hope his dad can make the funeral. Oh wait... Man repeatedly assaults women on bus, crowd reacts, beating him down and stabbing him to death with his own knife and leaving him in the street like yesterday's newspaper. Fresno PD shoots a mentally ill man that was brandishing a black spray nozzle - his little dance is priceless Getting beaten into a coma with your own helmet is a much better deterrent than spending a few days in jail for banditry. And it makes for much better video. New Orleans PD taking out the trash. Two different body-cam incidents at the same link. Good shooting against a target running laterally across field of view. Robber shot by bystander with concealed handgun, paralyzed, then kicked by angry patrons. Innocent cashier also shot by handgun carrier. Watch your background morons. Police gun down guy/girl in a chaotic mess involving a pursuit, drugs, dancing, a knife, fervent shouting, a rifle, and a riot shield. Suspects permanently rehabilitated. Woman with a knife gets shot by LAPD officers. Adios chica Venezuelan robber gets to 'feel the bern' after angry citizens get a hold of him before police arrive. Hot link Waco police open up on bikers after guns are drawn at a restaurant brawl. If you look closely, around 1:20 you can see one of them drop like a sack of potatoes. A fat, drunk, inked up sack of potatoes that is Ghetto bitch gets a forty-caliber attitude adjustment after advancing on a police officer with an axe. Bye, Felicia! Robber flees into a store, gets hacked to death by the people he victimized. Poor shopkeeper is left to clean up his twitching bloody carcass. Brazilian bandit dies writhing in the street after a botched robbery attempt on an off duty officer. Brazilian police enter a prison and settle up Old Testament style with the two men who killed an officer the day prior. US Soldier puts a bullet in an Iraqi after clearing a Fallujah mosque. Israeli medic gives a dying muslim 55 grains of tolerance and compassion as he lies squirming on the ground. Adios you barbaric piece of shit. Obese muchacho with a shovel advances on an officer, gets rightfully put down Vietnamese villagers are tired of thieves stealing their dogs for (no joke) culinary purposes, so they wrangle them, beat them comatose, and hog tie their carcasses in a rickshaw. I call that a point clearly made. Brazilian police engage gangbangers in a massive shootout at a hospital where one of the perps attempts to red-rover his way through a line of cops and gets anchored for his trouble. Pistols < Rifles. Police serving a warrant encounter an armed spouse abuser and fill him up. Despite his moaning and groaning, he lives to stand trial. Darwin's got blue balls on this one. A man in a Panda costume with a bomb strapped to his chest is put down by Baltimore SWAT. Conservation status: extinct Robber gets blasted by a shopkeeper with a 12 gauge. Wait til the end, he even pokes the carcass like a piece of roadkill. Police Crown Vic gets a new hood ornament when black thug dies on the hood of a police cruiser after attempting to murder two officers and getting shot full of holes. Gas station attendant uses his pump as a makeshift flamethrower to barbecue a robber, then re-holsters the nozzle like a boss. Vermont PD finds a mentally ill man hiding behind a shower curtain, he attacks, they taze/kill him. Boo! Guy leads officers on a wild high speed chase, but his fun is cut short when an officer literally jumps onto the hood of the perps car like he was Aladdin on a magic carpet and pumps him full of lead through the windshield. I'd like to personally congratulate Officer Brass Balls as being the only patrolman in the history of America to score a righteous kill while teabagging a suspects moving vehicle. When you charge a cop while holding a meat cleaver, your fat B L ceases to M French Algerian MMA fighter retires in Indonesia, quickly becomes the town drunk/brute/asshole, so when he charges police with a knife, they absolutely unload on him with a barrage of rubber and real bullets. Wait for the anchor shot at the end. Shitstain locks himself in a bathroom and charges officers while holding a knife, officer unloads into him. His momma be screamin' in the background. Wonder where his dad was....ha 20+ filthy ISIS fighters mowed down and left to rot in the desert, right where they belong. Aftermath video Twinkletoes charges a bunch of officers while swinging a knife, prances like a queer, dies hard. The 21-foot rule on full display. Off duty officer stops bank robbery by putting a bullet through the back of the fleeing perp. The shitstain was found a short while later dead in the woods. No arrest, no trial, justice is served. Brazilian police officer pops out of his car to foil a gas station robbery. Surprise! Another Brazilian cop pops out of a car to foil yet another robbery, shooting the guy right off his motorcycle. Guy tells cops to shoot him, they oblige him. 8 out of 10 points for the nosedive at the end Off duty officer is grabbed around the neck by a gas station robber, but discreetly draws his gun and ends the threat. Anchor shot around the :30 second mark. Lawbreaking Latino gets a quick tutorial on the 21-foot rule from local officers. That's what I call community policing! Dreadlocked neanderthal gets rocked by Dallas Airport Police - unfortunately this guy survived Female officer takes down a man with two knives - nothing like bleeding out on the hot pavement to remind you of your lot in life Black man robs chicken joint, exfils, gets taken down by police officer at the door Minnesota police rehabilitate a knife wielding drugged out nutcase who looks like he's in the middle of a wipeout drum solo US Marines hose down a bus load of terrorist assholes, then pick off the surviving roaches when they scatter. Robber slips and falls mid-crime, gets shot in the chest for good measure. Adios beech. Palestinian woman attempts to stab Israeli soldiers at checkpoint, but she hesitates and they shoot her filthy ass with their M4s. I'd say they Torah her a new one. Nothing like a couple of contact shots to the chest to adjust this Louisiana felon's attitude - if it gets the peasantry all riled up, you know it's a good shoot! Cafeteria worker by day, pot smoking crip banger by night. Commonly found getting high with his raunchy ass tongue-pierced girlfriend's kid in the car, throwing up gang signs and the middle finger....his dreads are as long as his driving record....ladies and gentlemen it's the man of the hour, the overnight social media sensation himself - Philando Castile! Don't let the media or his lying woman fool you - he died with weed in the car and a gun in his lap, and now his death has cost FIVE of my city's officers their lives......Oh by the way P, for a big bad blue crip, your shirt is lookin' mighty RED Brazilian sharpshooters take out an entire gang after they receive a tip related to an upcoming robbery - massive body count Brazilian off duty police officer manages to kick some serious ass despite being shot, sending at least one armed robber to hell White trash loser rams a police cruiser and receives four rounds to the chest in return - he starts to get up then keels over - bye dumbass Fresno PD unload on dumbass redneck who ignores 15 warnings to put his hands up - complete with 12ga anchor shot Officer puts on his ass-kicking gloves before wasting a knife-wielding loser in his jammies Oklahoma officer takes down a 65 year old armed spouse abuser with a single well placed shot - love how he takes his glasses off and spits first like he knows shit's about to go down Oklahoma strikes again. Jabbering Hispanic meth head hops on a bus and goes nuts, tries to steal a female officers handgun, receives a contact shot to the chest from her partner. Dying with no shoes on the dirty floor of a city bus - a fitting end for a piece of shit like this. Officers drop another defective POS, complete with hilarious play-by-play from the local natives - watch both videos Houston Police exterminate another scumbag armed with a handgun - look closely in the background of the surveillance footage - it's almost like Where's Waldo, except Waldo is black and has a snubnose and couple holes in his chest Off duty officer puts two rounds into the back of a convenience store robber - Brazil wins again 17 year old thug decides to play quick-draw with a deputy who proves to be the faster shot. Video quality looks like it is straight out of the 80's, but that kill was timeless ***UPDATES/NEW ADDITIONS ARE NOW AT THE TOP OF THE LIST*** Which of these videos merited recognition this year? 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He put on his big boy soccer shorts and went out to rob a bus... Consequences.
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As with everything in life, if you roll those dice enough times, they'll pop up snake-eyes eventually.
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At the :45 mark I was hoping the bus would just pull forward about 12 feet.
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Video of some black people, one gets hit, goes limp to the ground, unconscious. Other guy dancing around shouting "stay woke! stay woke muthafucka" or some nonsense. Commonly referred to as "ghetto CPR" Essentially the act of rendering zero medical attention or aid, but trying to verbally encourage the victim to wake up and keep on truckin' View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Wear did the "stay woke" thing start? Video of some black people, one gets hit, goes limp to the ground, unconscious. Other guy dancing around shouting "stay woke! stay woke muthafucka" or some nonsense. Commonly referred to as "ghetto CPR" Essentially the act of rendering zero medical attention or aid, but trying to verbally encourage the victim to wake up and keep on truckin' It was much much better than your description... Like bullet holes and applause better... |
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Wear did the "stay woke" thing start? Video of some black people, one gets hit, goes limp to the ground, unconscious. Other guy dancing around shouting "stay woke! stay woke muthafucka" or some nonsense. Commonly referred to as "ghetto CPR" Essentially the act of rendering zero medical attention or aid, but trying to verbally encourage the victim to wake up and keep on truckin' It was much much better than your description... Like bullet holes and applause better... Oh damn I must have been mixing up a couple videos. I don't remember shots being fired. Now I'm all excited and off to find this video! |
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Quoted: It was much much better than your description... Like bullet holes and applause better... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Wear did the "stay woke" thing start? Video of some black people, one gets hit, goes limp to the ground, unconscious. Other guy dancing around shouting "stay woke! stay woke muthafucka" or some nonsense. Commonly referred to as "ghetto CPR" Essentially the act of rendering zero medical attention or aid, but trying to verbally encourage the victim to wake up and keep on truckin' It was much much better than your description... Like bullet holes and applause better... the ghetto version of New York City CPR stomp them twice in the chest, blow them a kiss, and say "GET UP OR YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE!" |
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COMMIT CRIMES Good EMS services MIGHT have helped him survive, but really, he would have just continued on with his criminal endeavors. Maybe next time with a real gun and innocent people would end up dying. |
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Wear did the "stay woke" thing start? Video of some black people, one gets hit, goes limp to the ground, unconscious. Other guy dancing around shouting "stay woke! stay woke muthafucka" or some nonsense. Commonly referred to as "ghetto CPR" Essentially the act of rendering zero medical attention or aid, but trying to verbally encourage the victim to wake up and keep on truckin' It was much much better than your description... Like bullet holes and applause better... I could never forget the clapping sound of some idiots standing over a dying man. |
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And GD tells me handguns are not good man stoppers. All about shot placement. Plus, while he isn't a threat...he also ain't deaded. A rifle/shotgun to the throat it would have been a much shorter video. Not that I am advocating carrying a rifle or shotgun with you on the bus....or maybe I am...I dunno...where's my coffee |
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If this had happened in the U.S., Eric Holder would have come out of retirement to attend the scumbag's funeral to spout idiocy. Then he'd file federal charges against anyone who was standing around not giving aid to the scumbag. Joke?...or reality?
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I dont think calling a amberlamps is going to do that guy much good.
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is it weird if criminals getting shot turns me on more than porn ever could?
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