Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Site Notices
9/19/2017 7:27:10 PM
Posted: 4/4/2006 12:22:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2006 12:22:59 PM EDT by David0858]
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 12:25:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2006 12:27:16 PM EDT by fight4yourrights]

Originally Posted By David0858:
darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2003-09.html

(Late 2003, Hong Kong) An unidentified Hong Kong resident, age 50, entered the Accident and Emergency Department of a local hospital complaining of abdominal pain. The doctor's examination revealed peritonitis, an inflammation of the abdomen. Wondering what had caused this problem, doctors ordered an x-ray and spotted what appeared to be an eel inside his colon! Could an eel be the source of his pain?

Yes, the man admitted, there was an eel inside him. He had been suffering from constipation, he told the dubious medical staff, and thought that inserting an eel into his rectum would relieve it.

The man was rushed to the operating room, where an emergency laparoscopy disclosed that a 50-cm (19-inch) eel was biting the side of his colon. The eel also had also taken a bite out of his rectum wall in transit, so to speak. After surgeons removed the animal and reconstructed the rectum, the man's pain and constipation were both cured. He was discharged from the hospital a week later.








Leemee King??
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 12:26:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By David0858:
Just when you thought you had heard it all.....



you realize that you've never heard of a man eating his own head
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 12:26:49 PM EDT
Ancient Chinese Secret???
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 12:27:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2006 12:27:17 PM EDT by DK-Prof]



Some gay people sure come up with a lot of funny excuses in the ER for the stuff that mysteriously made its way up their ass.

Link Posted: 4/4/2006 12:28:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


Some gay people sure come up with a lot of funny excuses in the ER for the stuff that mysteriously made its way up their ass.




It was a milion-to-one odds doc. A million-to-one.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 12:40:33 PM EDT


Link Posted: 4/4/2006 1:48:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/5/2006 7:07:55 AM EDT by thebeekeeper1]
you mean something like this popular japanese pasttime: <Link to porn video removed. --tbk1> (CAUTION, extreme viewer discretion advised)
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 1:52:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Another_Dude:
www.firstfoot.com/fouthlanark/images/richard-gere.jpeg




Holy crap! Beat me too it!
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 1:56:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/5/2006 7:08:23 AM EDT by thebeekeeper1]

Originally Posted By Madis:
you mean something like this popular japanese pasttime: . (CAUTION, extreme viewer discretion advised)





The flying critters made me crack up.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 2:01:31 PM EDT
Ow.


that's all I can think of to say.

Woody
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 6:55:59 AM EDT
Top Top