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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:36:38 AM EDT
...that I followed all laws and city,state,federal regulations today.


I didn't over water the lawn.



I never littered.



Didn't over drink or use any chemicals.



No violent thoughts.


Never even LOKKED at a woman...much less harrassed one.



And I used my turn signals at all times while driving.


Recycled all paper and plastic. (seperated of course)


Nor did I download any software or porn


That is all.


SGtar15

PS I am bored shitless!!
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 7:38:46 AM EDT

FREE BALZAC72 and RECOGNIZE THE REAL ENEMY!!!


Both should be banned.....ummm, I mean.... +1

Hey, you didnt get locked today either.....nice streak!
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 7:40:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
...that I followed all laws and city,state,federal regulations today.


I didn't over water the lawn.



I never littered.



Didn't over drink or use any chemicals.



No violent thoughts.


Never even LOKKED at a woman...much less harrassed one.



And I used my turn signals at all times while driving.


Recycled all paper and plastic. (seperated of course)


Nor did I download any software or porn


That is all.


SGtar15

PS I am bored shitless!!




SHIT! Sarge, are you feeling ok?
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 7:45:12 AM EDT
Concerning the sig line - "FREE BALZAC72 and RECOGNIZE THE REAL ENEMY!!!"


That statement reeks of being manifested from an impure thought.

Link Posted: 9/22/2004 7:57:20 AM EDT
come to think of it i don't believe i've broken any laws today either

i'd better get cracking if i want to meet my quota
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 7:57:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
come to think of it i don't believe i've broken any laws today either

i'd better get cracking if i want to meet my quota



"cracking" or cracka?
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 7:58:33 AM EDT
The JBTs should be along any moment for a raid at the wrong address. Please stand by.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 7:59:28 AM EDT
Sounds like a boring day Sarge...
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 8:00:48 AM EDT
I will respond the same way I did to the last thread you started in this vein.

WGAF!

Can you dupe yourself?

Sarge can.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 8:02:39 AM EDT
Oh yeah, well I bought a mattress...................and left the tags on. Top that!
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 8:02:49 AM EDT
Damn Sarge, how do you do it?
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 8:05:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BayEagle:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
come to think of it i don't believe i've broken any laws today either

i'd better get cracking if i want to meet my quota



"cracking" or cracka?



Some big LEO will be saying "Cracka' Down" before nightfall!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 8:08:38 AM EDT
It's too late to repent. The subpoena has already been issued. You should be able to hear the heavy boots thudding on your porch anytime.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 8:53:14 AM EDT
Did you bring your firearms to the local police department for destruction?
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 8:56:11 AM EDT
Guard your dog. His days are numbered.

HS1
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 9:02:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Didn't over drink or use any chemicals.



Let's see 11:30am (abouts) and you haven't overdrank, exactly how many have you had today already? Is there still time to have too many?
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 11:06:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
Damn Sarge, how do you do it?







Sgtar15
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