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Posted: 1/16/2006 5:06:59 PM EST
A friend who has genuine ED gave me a Viagra, and I just took it - 100mg. How long before this baby kicks in? And uh, how long will "it" last?

I'm almost a little scared - I don't want a 4 hour erection or anything.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:09:36 PM EST
Beat it.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:09:54 PM EST
Depends what you're gonna do with it........tripod!
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:11:20 PM EST
hookers and blow and hookers again
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:11:37 PM EST
A hard time.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:11:53 PM EST
Where did I put my popcorn?

Aviator
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:12:22 PM EST
Um..isnt taking a prescription pill without a prescription a federal offence?

On a lighter note. You're probably in for one hell of a night With yourself!
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:12:37 PM EST
Just told my wife - she knows she'll be sore after this one. She's in the shower right now.

Shall I post an after-action range report on how this stuff works?

Also, will you just spontaneously pop a hardon, or is stimulation still required?

Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:12:38 PM EST
What are you in for? A lot of good-natured ribbing at the hand of an internet message board.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:12:45 PM EST
"If you have an erection that lasts more than eight hours beat it with a rubber mallet or slam it in a door."
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:12:52 PM EST
This should be good...

~Dg84
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:12:52 PM EST
I hope there is a woman in your vicinity...
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:13:24 PM EST
32 pages
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:14:07 PM EST
Tag for the insuing hilarity
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:14:22 PM EST
Depends what you're gonna do with it........tripod!
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:14:40 PM EST
lets just say if the wind blows anywhere near you it will be like you are 18 again, and stay away from any nails you might just be able to drive them in... you dont want to try
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:15:09 PM EST
Put the cat out and lock the doors................
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:15:14 PM EST
You took a whole 100mg.. be carefull.. it will drop your blood pressure.. You should have split it in half...

Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:15:19 PM EST
Guess you don't know how an ER treats priapism...

Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:15:44 PM EST
Find a dunk guy passed out...you know the rest.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:15:59 PM EST
Your going to shoot your nuts out!
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:16:19 PM EST
Take a piss now while you still have the opportunity.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:16:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By Merrell:
Guess you don't know how an ER treats priapism...




Sure, isnt that when the split your cock and drain the blood?
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:16:35 PM EST
I've tried it. Still requires some "mood activity" to get things going, but your wife will spend the next week calling you "sir" and making you sammiches.

Lasts about 4 to 6 hours, but the boner goes away if it's being ignored.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:16:55 PM EST
Considering your last post that involved a hard penis.....I might have kept this to myself.


But since it's out there......I bet I get plenty of laughs out of this one.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:17:30 PM EST
Not a damn thing if you're on arfcom.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:18:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 5:19:43 PM EST by PeteCO]

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Take a piss now while you still have the opportunity.



That's actually probably some excellent advice.

ETA: 8:18PM Moutain time, 13 minutes after dosage - nothing yet.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:19:06 PM EST
my wife had 2 things to say about this

one you will forever be known here as tripod

and the second stay out of the hotel swimming pool... and no i wont elaborate
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:19:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By PeteCO:
Just told my wife - she knows she'll be sore after this one. She's in the shower right now.

Shall I post an after-action range report on how this stuff works?

Also, will you just spontaneously pop a hardon, or is stimulation still required?




Oh yeah!

What about pics?

You knew it would happen!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:20:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By krpind:
Considering your last post that involved a hard penis.....I might have kept this to myself.


But since it's out there......I bet I get plenty of laughs out of this one.





yeah wasnt it him that said something about putting a penis next to a guys face and taking pics.


go find us the quote plz and post it over here that was funny.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:20:22 PM EST
if your wife is willing, you are in one fun night!!!!
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:20:33 PM EST
So does it go off over and over or does it stay in condition one for ever?? I have always wondered this..
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:20:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By PeteCO:

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Take a piss now while you still have the opportunity.



That's actually probably some excellent advice.



Been there... done that.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:20:59 PM EST
planning on taking pics of some one passed out on your couch i bet
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:21:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By triburst1:
"If you have an erection that lasts more than eight hours beat it with a rubber mallet or slam it in a door."



LOL
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:21:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Take a piss now while you still have the opportunity.



no shit,

V is worst than beer dick, or wiskey cock... Oh dont freak out if you start to see blue
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:22:05 PM EST
I predict your post count to skyrocket......

...what with 11 digits to type with now.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:22:24 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:22:44 PM EST
And my phone number is........
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:23:10 PM EST
Dood - with 100 mg's you're going to have a woody all night. I'm serious. 50 mg's is considered to be a normal dose for an elderly person.

The wife is gonna love you tonight.

Next time, don't take 100 mg's. I'm serious.

CMOS
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:23:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
I have a suggestion:

Turn off your computer and go tap that ass.



Yep......go get in the shower with her.

Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:24:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
So does it go off over and over or does it stay in condition one for ever?? I have always wondered this..



Limited database here, but Condition One for longer than normal, when you're done it fades away. Want to do it again? No problem, just have her touch it and you'll be good to go. Have to admit I've never tried Round 3, but the first round or two last a long time.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:27:00 PM EST
Stay out of bars, even this will look good...
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:27:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By PeteCO:
Just told my wife - she knows she'll be sore after this one. She's in the shower right now.

Shall I post an after-action range report on how this stuff works?

Also, will you just spontaneously pop a hardon, or is stimulation still required?




Remeber to catalog temperature, wind direction, speed and all of the appropriate variables so your report will have meaningful data for others to correlate with

Just be sure to seek medical attention if your still hard after 6 hours or your dick won't work anymore
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:28:45 PM EST
personal lubricant wil be your friend, as will gatorade. and tomorrow you'll want a heat pack for your back.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:29:20 PM EST
Well, like the man said,

Life is kind of like a dick.

When it's soft, you can't beat it.

When it's hard, you get fucked. Good luck, and may all your soldiers stand at attention.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:29:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 5:30:42 PM EST by Noname]
HERE LOOK...!!!





...!

That should kill any woodness for at least a month or two...

...!
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:31:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 5:32:26 PM EST by LoginName]

Originally Posted By krpind:

Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
I have a suggestion:

Turn off your computer and go tap that ass.



Yep......go get in the shower with her.




Better yet, get in the shower with her and take that pre-coitus piss.

Wimmin like that sort of thing... they just rarely admit to it.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:31:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 5:32:47 PM EST by PeteCO]
Wife is out of the shower, trying to frost a cake and get her stuff done around the house. She's in a hurry because she knows what's coming - she's kind of frazzled right now.

Anyone wanna take bets on how long it takes to kick in? I'm guessing 50 minutes.

You guys crack me up with your responses.

Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:31:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 5:31:36 PM EST
If you live in an older house you've got about 10 hours to take care of those unsightly nail pops.
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