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Posted: 5/27/2003 7:22:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/27/2003 7:45:04 PM EST by sgtar15]
Just so you know.... it's hard to drown a frog. now matter where you are you can never call yourself long distance. 1 computer between 4 people is a pain in the arse! killing an elephant with a assult toothpick takes awhile. there's a differance between a wine glass and a water goblet. Red Ribbons only curl counter-clockwise. Minnows can't swim upstream. There are over a $1 million sperm in every ejactulation. 999,999 of them die and maybe, [i]just maybe[/i] the last remaining one will meet an egg and fertilize. [b]At that exact moment alife starts!![/b] Skinny, no breast/ass, female models only make up 1/6th of the female population. Father Serra founded the first 9 (Catholic) missions in California, out of the 21 mission chain. It brought Christianity and civilization to California. ....just thought you whould like to know. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 7:23:54 PM EST
[lol] You are something else. [rofl2]
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 7:34:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/27/2003 7:34:57 PM EST by The_Macallan]
Originally Posted By sgtar15: Father Serra founded the first 9 (Catholic) missions in California, out of the 21 mission chain. It brought Christianity and civilization to California.
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And apparently Christianity and Civilization in California died when Serra did too.
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 7:44:12 PM EST
Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
Originally Posted By sgtar15: Father Serra founded the first 9 (Catholic) missions in California, out of the 21 mission chain. It brought Christianity and civilization to California.
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And apparently Christianity and Civilization in California died when Serra did too.
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Sgtar the Crusader attacks... The_Macallan the agnostic parries. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 7:55:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By sgtar15: Just so you know.... now matter where you are you can never call yourself long distance.
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Sure you can. Take your local cell phone with you to another city. Use a telephone there to call your cell phone long-distance. Voila!
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 8:31:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:
Originally Posted By sgtar15: Just so you know.... now matter where you are you can never call yourself long distance.
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Sure you can. Take your local cell phone with you to another city. Use a telephone there to call your cell phone long-distance. Voila!
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I can't decide which is more sad - that sgtar15 would make the claim, or that you woudl refute it. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 9:46:18 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 10:02:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By Shadowblade:
Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:
Originally Posted By sgtar15: Just so you know.... now matter where you are you can never call yourself long distance.
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Sure you can. Take your local cell phone with you to another city. Use a telephone there to call your cell phone long-distance. Voila!
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Yeah sure.... But what would you say?
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"Can you hear me now?"
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 10:58:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:
Originally Posted By sgtar15: Just so you know.... now matter where you are you can never call yourself long distance.
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Sure you can. Take your local cell phone with you to another city. Use a telephone there to call your cell phone long-distance. Voila!
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Can not!!
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 11:41:37 PM EST
You can send yourself an e-mail that travels half way around the world, and you will recieve it in minutes, but it takes 24+ hours to send snail mail across town.
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 11:57:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By sgtar15: Skinny, no breast/ass, female models only make up 1/6th of the female population.
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Mmmmmmmm I like vaginas.
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 11:58:45 PM EST
That is not what you wife says.[:D]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:04:24 AM EST
Originally Posted By ar10er: That is not what you wife says.[:D]
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Yeah your right, cause Im not married! Now my girlfriend knows I like having vaginas in pairs! [:p]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:06:03 AM EST
Originally Posted By sgtar15: killing an elephant with a assult toothpick takes awhile.
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Does said toothpick have a bayonet lug???
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:07:11 AM EST
Originally Posted By M4_Aiming_at_U:
Originally Posted By ar10er: That is not what you wife says.[:D]
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Yeah your right, cause Im not married! Now my girlfriend knows I like having vaginas in pairs! [:p]
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I got news for you, that other whole is not a vagina![:D]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:27:39 AM EST
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
Originally Posted By sgtar15: Father Serra founded the first 9 (Catholic) missions in California, out of the 21 mission chain. It brought Christianity and civilization to California.
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And apparently Christianity and Civilization in California died when Serra did too.
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Sgtar the Crusader attacks... The_Macallan [red]the agnostic[/red] parries.
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Say WHAT!?! [:O] I've been called many things but THAT is just mean!
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 3:18:09 AM EST
Originally Posted By ar10er:
Originally Posted By M4_Aiming_at_U:
Originally Posted By ar10er: That is not what you wife says.[:D]
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Yeah your right, cause Im not married! Now my girlfriend knows I like having vaginas in pairs! [:p]
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I got news for you, that other whole is not a vagina![:D]
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OK, where is the monitor cleaning towel? I just sprayed it, good think I wasn't drinking my Dr Pepper. ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 3:45:28 AM EST
Time to play "Stump the Sgt!" What was Fr. Serra's first name? How do you pronounce it in his native language? What were the nine missions that he founded? (I don't even know the answer to that one.) Answers, to the first 2, in a few minutes.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 4:14:02 AM EST
What was Fr. Serra's first name?
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Junipero
How do you pronounce it in his native language?
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"Yoon e pay roe"
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 8:44:15 AM EST
Originally Posted By ByteTheBullet: OK, where is the monitor cleaning towel? I just sprayed it, good think I wasn't drinking my Dr Pepper. ByteTheBullet (-:
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Eww, Dr. Pepper is what you call it?
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 8:58:51 AM EST
What does golf stand for......
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 9:32:53 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 9:46:16 AM EST
Originally Posted By PhatForrest:
Originally Posted By sgtar15: killing an elephant with a assult toothpick takes awhile.
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Does said toothpick have a bayonet lug???
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Nope, it's a post-ban.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 9:58:22 AM EST
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:
Originally Posted By sgtar15: Just so you know.... now matter where you are you can never call yourself long distance.
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Sure you can. Take your local cell phone with you to another city. Use a telephone there to call your cell phone long-distance. Voila!
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Can not!!
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Can too!!
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 1:22:35 PM EST
I have carrots in my hat.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 1:58:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By sgtar15: killing an elephant with a assult toothpick takes awhile. Sgtar15
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Did DeNiro carry one in HEAT? [beathorse] IBTL ED
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 6:09:33 AM EST
Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:
Originally Posted By sgtar15: Just so you know.... now matter where you are you can never call yourself long distance.
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Sure you can. Take your local cell phone with you to another city. Use a telephone there to call your cell phone long-distance. Voila!
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Can not!!
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Can too!!
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I'm telling Mom. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 6:33:14 AM EST
Originally Posted By threefiftynone:
Originally Posted By Shadowblade:
Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:
Originally Posted By sgtar15: Just so you know.... now matter where you are you can never call yourself long distance.
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Sure you can. Take your local cell phone with you to another city. Use a telephone there to call your cell phone long-distance. Voila!
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Yeah sure.... But what would you say?
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"Can you hear me now?"
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Everybody knows our slogan.[:D]
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