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Posted: 12/23/2003 7:45:14 AM EDT
het i don't know if it's of any interest but downloaded off Kazaa the movie 'behind the green door' and remember that movie by Kubrick& Tom cruise 'eyes wide shut'? it was basically a rip off of behind the green door . Whats the green door you ask? well it's a 70's porn (when they tried to make them like mainstream movies) starring Marylyn Chambers. It took a freakin 30 mins of dialogue to get to the action. But it had the same music, people in masks , and well you know........ as the movie Eyes wide shut did.I dont know if it's illegal to download that off the net since it's so old maybe it's public domain by now? interesting none the less.  
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:57:28 AM EDT
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Glad I read your last post..... You know you'll go blind looking at that stuff.
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 8:50:15 AM EDT
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I saw that 16+ years ago....one disturbing memory of it was the skinny guy pretending to "dive" down on his fat girlfriend's....uh, pool.

Real lame porn.

Link Posted: 12/23/2003 8:53:30 AM EDT
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Debbie Does Dallas -- was better
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 8:56:42 AM EDT
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If Marlin Chambers was in it,then it HAS redeming social value.Tall,blonde,well defined and with many talents.yyyuuuummmmmyyyy.
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 9:00:19 AM EDT
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Hahahahaha!

That is one of the few actually entertaining porn movies I have ever seen.

Just surrealistic, as I recall.
(Has been MANY moons since I saw it)
I think I liked it because it had a Porsche 356 in it, but memories are foggy.

TOO funny, every subconscious stereotype was hit in that movie, I believe.

Gave the video to my Dad, decades ago, and never saw it again, lol. He had to hide it from Mom.
(Well, he ASKED if we had anything of that genre, so we obliged, geeez, guys...)

Link Posted: 12/23/2003 9:04:01 AM EDT
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"May the Christian Lord guide my hand against your Roman Popery"


It would seem that your hand was guided to the bishop alright.

Oh, and I think the correct spelling is actually P-O-T-P-O-U-R-R-I.

Link Posted: 12/23/2003 9:12:52 AM EDT
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Oh, and I think the correct spelling is actually P-O-T-P-O-U-R-R-I
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is'nt that the stuff you smell, like flowers or something? i dont know but it's the line from Gangs of NEW York when Bill the butcher says it before a rumble with the Catholic gang. those old school protestants really hated catholics!
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 9:13:16 AM EDT
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Oh a note here, all the early porno movies [b]were not copy righted[/b] check it out, it is true.
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 10:40:16 AM EDT
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Oh a note here, all the early porno movies [b]were not copy righted[/b] check it out, it is true.
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They took 2 old movies and made them into one.

'King Kong' and 'Deep Throat."


the end result? 'Sore Throat'
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 10:42:52 AM EDT
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The problem with porn of that era is all the hair.
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 10:50:29 AM EDT
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Marylin was one of the first in the industry to trim her pubes.

Damn, but I loved that woman!
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 11:01:23 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/23/2003 11:03:06 AM EDT
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Definitely!
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 11:05:27 AM EDT
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Lol, this thread reminds me of an old-assed porno that I used to employ regularly but lost. It was a Marilyn Chambers movie, I forget the name, but it had "Eden" in it. She bangs some black dude to a bongo drum beat in the final scene. Amyway, at the end of the movie there were previews to upcoming films, and "Behind the Green Door" was one of them. It was being billed as a "landmark moment" in the industry. Looked weird, I think I remember seeing people suspended in the air doing...things. Yeah, it looked real weird.
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 2:16:35 PM EDT
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Believe it or not, Behind the Green Door was shown 5 times on my campus (UC Davis) in the main auditorium. How times have changed...

CW
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 5:02:29 PM EDT
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Whoa who would've thought a post about porno much less 70's porno would get so much attention on a firearms web site! should'nt all you Neo-cons and religious conservatives be praying or something?[bd]
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 6:39:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:01:08 PM EDT
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If Marlin Chambers was in it,then it HAS redeming social value.Tall,blonde,well defined and with many talents.yyyuuuummmmmyyyy.
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MARLIN Chambers?????????  Never heard of him.  You into guys, huh????[:D]
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 7:34:48 PM EDT
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If Marlin Chambers was in it,then it HAS redeming social value.Tall,blonde,well defined and with many talents.yyyuuuummmmmyyyy.
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MARLIN Chambers?????????  Never heard of him.  You into guys, huh????[:D]
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Isn't that the guy that used to hide in the bushes while his buddy would wrestle a lion to the ground in Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom?
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 8:04:30 PM EDT
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If Marlin Chambers was in it,then it HAS redeming social value.Tall,blonde,well defined and with many talents.yyyuuuummmmmyyyy.
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MARLIN Chambers?????????  Never heard of him.  You into guys, huh????[:D]
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Isn't that the guy that used to hide in the bushes while his buddy would wrestle a lion to the ground in Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom?
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Merlin Olsen was the old guy who didn't get his hands too dirty.

Marilyn Chambers, hhhmmm, takes me back to my teenage years and taking a peek at my Ole man's movie stash. [:D]  Her and Annette Haven were two of my favorites from that era!

I never thought I would see the day but a bit of the Porn now is actually better than the CRAP coming out of "mainstream" Hollywood.  Even the "plots" are better!
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 8:54:28 PM EDT
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If Marlin Chambers was in it,then it HAS redeming social value.Tall,blonde,well defined and with many talents.yyyuuuummmmmyyyy.
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MARLIN Chambers?????????  Never heard of him.  You into guys, huh????[:D]
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Isn't that the guy that used to hide in the bushes while his buddy would wrestle a lion to the ground in Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom?
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[red]Merlin Olsen[/red] was the old guy who didn't get his hands too dirty.

Marilyn Chambers, hhhmmm, takes me back to my teenage years and taking a peek at my Ole man's movie stash. [:D]  Her and Annette Haven were two of my favorites from that era!

I never thought I would see the day but a bit of the Porn now is actually better than the CRAP coming out of "mainstream" Hollywood.  Even the "plots" are better!
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Many NFL quarterbacks would beg to differ. The dude from Wild Kingdom was Marlin Perkins.

CW
Link Posted: 12/23/2003 9:05:55 PM EDT
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Thanks ColdWarrior, Damn I screwed up, I have been up way too long!!!![banghead]

As many times as I have watched Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom as a kid, DUH!!!

Hard to confuse the "Fearsome Foursome" Merlin Olsen with Marlin Perkins!!!  Must be I was picturing Marilyn Chambers in her prime too much!!! [naughty]

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