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Posted: 8/19/2005 11:45:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/19/2005 11:47:06 PM EDT by GA-Dawg]
My sweet Lord....Jessica Simpson....dumb as dirt but...



Link Posted: 8/19/2005 11:50:41 PM EDT
Least she doesnt have them damn boots on in that shot.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:11:32 AM EDT
dang she got some fine legs on her
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:19:48 AM EDT
You should see the movie.

Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:21:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GA-Dawg:
My sweet Lord....Jessica Simpson....dumb as dirt but...
cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/s/simpson4/20050305_war_l90_157.jpg


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They had to pad her butt to get her to look like that in those shorts.

But I don't care
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:22:01 AM EDT
Like a screen door in a hurricane...
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:54:42 AM EDT
I saw her on network TV singing that song with Willie Nelson. Wasn't impressed. Yeah, she's a hottie, but she really butchered a decent song. Nancy Sinatra was much better. Willie looked bored or mildy amused as in "this is stupid, but they're paying me a lot of money to stand here and strum my guitar".

Of course I'd hit in a heartbeat, no booty padding necessary.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 9:14:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By efxguy:

Originally Posted By GA-Dawg:
My sweet Lord....Jessica Simpson....dumb as dirt but...
cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/s/simpson4/20050305_war_l90_157.jpg





They had to pad her butt to get her to look like that in those shorts.

But I don't care


efxguy

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Did they pad her shirt too, or did a surgeon take care of that?
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 9:19:25 AM EDT


She looks like a human Mudflap Girl.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 9:26:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 9:27:54 AM EDT by 2A373]

Originally Posted By efxguy:

Originally Posted By GA-Dawg:
My sweet Lord....Jessica Simpson....dumb as dirt but...
cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/s/simpson4/20050305_war_l90_157.jpg





They had to pad her butt to get her to look like that in those shorts.

But I don't care


efxguy

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Are you sure of the padding?


Link Posted: 8/20/2005 9:29:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By efxguy:


They had to pad her butt to get her to look like that in those shorts.




Link Posted: 8/20/2005 9:30:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cruze5:
dang she got some fine legs on her





Yuhhhhh huh
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 9:30:48 AM EDT
Dumb or not, I would knock the bottom out of that
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:05:03 PM EDT
CNN just did something on her last night...I happened to catch part of it. She had very noticable breasts when she was TWELVE...they had a film clip of her doing some Disney thing, and I'm thinking "holy SHIT"..bet the boys in her class were going NUTS over her.

She was trying to do the Christian music scene for a while when she was 15ish or so, but her body proved to be a handicap.

The tatas are real...but I'm pretty sure she's had callogen in the top lip. Either way, I'm hittin' it 'til I stroke out or pop an aorta.

She's actually got a good voice...but the style of today is to use as much vocal embellishment as is humanly possible, and 99% of singer's these days are guilty of it. The "sistas" started it, but now EVERYONE does it. Aguilara is the WORST.

Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:08:15 PM EDT
boob job and ass implants, but I'd still hit it.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:16:09 PM EDT
. . . . like a retard on a drum set.

Actually, I probably would "make it" past her stripping off her underwear. O'l Mr. Happy would choke one up before I ever got anywhere near that luscious ass.

Disconnector
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:25:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By _disconnector_:
. . . . like a retard on a drum set.

Actually, I probably would "make it" past her stripping off her underwear. O'l Mr. Happy would choke one up before I ever got anywhere near that luscious ass.

Disconnector




In all honesty, I'd probably have to say the same thing.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:25:04 PM EDT
That is funny, but no doubt true for many.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 9:22:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Seneca-Cayuga:
That is funny, but no doubt true for many.



This is true...
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 9:29:33 PM EDT
too late.......
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 9:39:22 PM EDT
"Here, let me help you off with those..... Oooooppppsss. Uh, got a towel?"
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 9:40:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/20/2005 9:44:48 PM EDT
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