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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:41:02 PM EDT
Just had the first phone call with the first woman I meet over the internet a little while ago and she brought up a few things about hereself that I did not know until the call.
So have one question to all you that meet woman on line. It seems she has a few "issues" I have discovered during the phone call so my question is what is the number of "issues" is considered average?  |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:42:01 PM EDT
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87 
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:43:40 PM EDT
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Its not the amount of "issues" its what they are.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:44:11 PM EDT
[#3]
Define "issues."
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:44:16 PM EDT
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the more issues they have, the greater the chance you can get them to do some wierd freaky sex on the first date!
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:44:20 PM EDT
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That would depend on what the issues are. Are the issues small like "I don't know where I stand politically" or big like "I have a penis"?
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:45:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:46:15 PM EDT
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I AGREE.... |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:48:03 PM EDT
[#8]
Yeah you should definately make sure she dosen't have a penis. Unless thats the kind of thing your into.
j/k |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:48:20 PM EDT
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I love that smiley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:51:09 PM EDT
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I would probably be rofl if this was ronrman posting this subject, but of course he would gives us some friggin details
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:53:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:53:48 PM EDT
[#12]
Are you completely free of issues? That should factor into it.
Just the fact that you’re an AFCOMMER probably means you are going to have to cut a little slack on one or two points. |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:57:37 PM EDT
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WHAT are the "issues"?
Need more input to compute answer. |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 6:00:34 PM EDT
[#14]
It's been 20 minutes since he first posted this and no response from him on the issues. I am going to call BS shortly!!!!
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Posted: 12/30/2006 6:02:52 PM EDT
[#15]
It's either she weighs 280lbs or she is $15,000 in credit card debt....
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Posted: 12/30/2006 6:55:40 PM EDT
[#16]
I suggest the poster be cited for BS
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:00:21 PM EDT
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It's NOT bs , I had to drop one of the kids off at her grandmas house and I just got back.
She is 34 , and from the pic pretty hot but I do not know how old the pic is. Well her issues that came up in the first call are: She is still married but has been separated for 3 years ( since she kicked him out for being arrested for meth ,he passed out at a stop sign ) and her husband won't divorce her. She did not go into more detail because she said it was complicated  Has three kids and only one lives with her.  She has seizures . Takes about a pound of meds a day for her medical conditions. Her speech is slurred from a stroke she had several years ago. Does not drive out of town because she WILL get lost and have a panic attack. ( no I do not live in the same town as her) She seems to ramble on and gets EASILY distracted . The call lasted only about 5 minutes before her or my cell started to break up and then said she would call me right back but has not . |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:01:13 PM EDT
[#18]
Protect your purity of essence at all costs.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:02:22 PM EDT
[#19]
All of that and you're ASKING? WTF?
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:03:11 PM EDT
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Going for beer and popcorn... this is gonna derail soon ! ! !
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:03:49 PM EDT
[#21]
AND NOW!!!! |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:04:01 PM EDT
[#22]
tagged
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:04:29 PM EDT
[#23]
Jesus H! you better run far away from that! |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:05:32 PM EDT
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did you watch some porn with grandma? anyhoo, I doubt the meds and the slurring are really from strokes and siezures. Sounds like she's high on goofballs to me. |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:06:40 PM EDT
[#25]
Dude. You need a woman not a trainwreck.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:08:53 PM EDT
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I already have my hand on the eject lever but I guess what I'm asking is this a typical woman on those internet dating sites cus if it is I REALLY need to delete a couple of email accounts. |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:09:11 PM EDT
[#27]
 Your join date doesn't match up with the time period of this comment
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:17:45 PM EDT
[#28]
There's only one reason to physically meet a woman like that. Practice and refine your conversational skills. She's still married and is unavailable. She comes with a lot of baggage that you don't need. 3 kids, a meth addict hubbie who will want visitation rights after the divorce, she's a physical wreck and is on plenty of meds. She's looking for a safety net. Don't you be one. Like I said, she's good to meet for only one reason.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:23:55 PM EDT
[#29]
She's nuts. Keep searching. If they need to tell you about being beaten by their ex in the first conversation, keep going. |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:27:59 PM EDT
[#30]
No shit
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:28:57 PM EDT
[#31]
No, there are plenty of nice ones out there. Keep looking, and don't settle. An old axiom comes to mind: An empty stomach does not make a good advisor. |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:33:06 PM EDT
[#32]
Depends how much you're willing to compromise and what it is you are actually seeking in a date or g/f.
Freaky weird chicks with a shitload of issues are fun for one or two dates, not long term. If you are looking for long term bail on this one unless the issues are something you will be able to tolerate. |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:43:40 PM EDT
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Helping someone with their issues is a wonderful thing , and very noble .... Just so long as it's your job or a hobby , and not your life  Run The Fuck Away . |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:48:13 PM EDT
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I once found a page... a great page.. Which will live forever in my mind..... The Acronyms/abbreviations of Arfcom page... |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:50:07 PM EDT
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Get some poon and move on.
Heck...she might actually be quite nice if you can get past that STACK of issues. She might even let you PH....PP.  CJ |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:53:58 PM EDT
[#36]
Damn, She's got more issues than National Geographic. I think it would be best to pass on this one.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:54:44 PM EDT
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If you got all that in the first five minutes of the first phone call I'd guarantee it's just the tip of the iceberg. This has major drama written all over it. |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:54:57 PM EDT
[#38]
lol |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:59:45 PM EDT
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  Yes, this one is a prize. Proceed and post your 'women suck' rant upon the first or second date! |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:05:43 PM EDT
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make her get on top and PRAY for one of her seizures,and since she has no attention span you can do it again 10 minutes later
Bob |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:08:23 PM EDT
[#41]
yeah. Its like a Donkey Punch but you don't get arrested! |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:09:19 PM EDT
[#42]
Ok, so I guess the penis thing isn't that big a deal after all.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:12:45 PM EDT
[#43]
Well said!!!! Why sign up to all of that when there might be some normal women out there to date???? |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:14:46 PM EDT
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Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
Hit that shit. |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:16:14 PM EDT
[#45]
Run like the freakin' wind!
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:16:30 PM EDT
[#46]
HARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! Say it!
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:16:55 PM EDT
[#47]
 SHE'S NUCKIN' FUTS! |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:17:36 PM EDT
[#48]
Well I'll probably regret this but here is the pic she sent me. 
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:18:27 PM EDT
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If you do decide to date her...and I really advise against it, be ready for a LOT more crazy stuff and weird issues to surface, if that's 5 mins, think about 5 weeks.
Oh and if you do...watch out for the light in the tunnel, it's not the end...it's the damn train, date her and it'll be along shortly ETA: now that I see the pic...Hit it! but only a couple times |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:18:46 PM EDT
[#50]
Good enough. "Lay that pipe. Drive it home, brotha." |
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