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Posted: 10/11/2007 12:38:07 PM EST
womenz gave me a physical today.

better than a dude

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:38:37 PM EST
was she hot?
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:39:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2007 12:39:53 PM EST by DamascusKnifemaker]
Did you let here give you the finger? If so did you have a happy ending?
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:39:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
Just had a woman tell me to drop my pants and underwhere




What the heck is "underwhere"?
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:41:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By CWO:

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
Just had a woman tell me to drop my pants and underwhere




What the heck is "underwhere"?




Beat me to it.


Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:42:28 PM EST
Tell her i said to get home, right now.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:45:56 PM EST
underwhere ??????????

Under there evidently
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:46:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By CWO:

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
Just had a woman tell me to drop my pants and underwhere




What the heck is "underwhere"?


It's when you need to get out of her apartment real fast but can't remember where you left your underwear.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:46:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By CWO:

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
Just had a woman tell me to drop my pants and underwhere




What the heck is "underwhere"?


Similar to overthere, but different.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:47:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2007 12:48:18 PM EST by TGMoore]
All my physicals have been for the military. Only time we stripped and dropped trowel was at MEPs before we shipped to boot. Are "Full" physicals the norm for civilian employers?
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:48:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Nightdriver:
underwhere ??????????

Under there evidently



I'll remove my "underwhere" if she removes her underwire!!!
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:50:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGMoore:
All my physicals have been for the military. Only time we stripped and dropped trowel


You were laying brick and had to stop?
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:52:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2007 12:53:44 PM EST by TGMoore]

Originally Posted By jnojr:

Originally Posted By TGMoore:
All my physicals have been for the military. Only time we stripped and dropped trowel


You were laying brick and had to stop?


No dumb ass, it is slang for taking off your pants. Originates from the masonry tool of the same name according to the intraweb.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:52:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By jnojr:

Originally Posted By TGMoore:
All my physicals have been for the military. Only time we stripped and dropped trowel


You were laying brick and had to stop?


Did your mortar get hard?
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:54:17 PM EST
I only go to women docs for wiener exams.

It's one thing when your doc is ugly, but when she's hot... Well, I get a hard-on.
(My doc was extremely hot... unbelievably hot... Must get pics next time.)
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:55:46 PM EST
she was a hippy looking older womenz with beads around here neck

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:57:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGMoore:

Originally Posted By jnojr:

Originally Posted By TGMoore:
All my physicals have been for the military. Only time we stripped and dropped trowel


You were laying brick and had to stop?


No dumb ass, it is slang for taking off your pants. Originates from the masonry tool of the same name according to the intraweb.


I believe it is "trow or trou" which is just short for TROUSERS!!!
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:58:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2007 1:01:02 PM EST by southlak9cop]

Originally Posted By TGMoore:

Originally Posted By jnojr:

Originally Posted By TGMoore:
All my physicals have been for the military. Only time we stripped and dropped trowel


You were laying brick and had to stop?


No dumb ass, it is slang for taking off your pants. Originates from the masonry tool of the same name according to the intraweb.


I always thought it was drop trou as in short for trousers.
See its wasn't just me
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:58:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGMoore:

Originally Posted By jnojr:

Originally Posted By TGMoore:
All my physicals have been for the military. Only time we stripped and dropped trowel


You were laying brick and had to stop?


No dumb ass, it is slang for taking off your pants. Originates from the masonry tool of the same name according to the intraweb.


"Trou"...as in trousers. Is this right?

"You think you're so smart 'cause you know words." Brad (Sean Salisbury) in Benchwarmers.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:00:03 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:02:47 PM EST
height=8
Originally Posted By BLY:
(My doc was extremely hot... unbelievably hot... Must get pics next time.)


SIIHPAPP
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:04:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By southlak9cop:

Originally Posted By TGMoore:

Originally Posted By jnojr:

Originally Posted By TGMoore:
All my physicals have been for the military. Only time we stripped and dropped trowel


You were laying brick and had to stop?


No dumb ass, it is slang for taking off your pants. Originates from the masonry tool of the same name according to the intraweb.


I always thought it was drop trou as in short for trousers.
See its wasn't just me


This thread took an unexpected turn.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:04:38 PM EST
I had a hot female Captain give me a flight physical not long ago. Awkward, but as said better than a dude.

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:06:31 PM EST


Drop trowel? Underwhere?

This is the funniest fucking thing on Arfcom in a long, long time.

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:07:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGMoore:

Originally Posted By jnojr:

Originally Posted By TGMoore:
All my physicals have been for the military. Only time we stripped and dropped trowel


You were laying brick and had to stop?


No dumb ass, it is slang for taking off your pants. Originates from the masonry tool of the same name according to the intraweb.



Maybe you mean trowser; short being trow.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:11:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By T-Ray:

Originally Posted By TGMoore:

Originally Posted By jnojr:

Originally Posted By TGMoore:
All my physicals have been for the military. Only time we stripped and dropped trowel


You were laying brick and had to stop?


No dumb ass, it is slang for taking off your pants. Originates from the masonry tool of the same name according to the intraweb.



Maybe you mean trowser; short being trow.


Trowser?

This thread is full of collage graduates for sure
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:15:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2007 1:19:37 PM EST by FightingHellfish]
I was taking my physical for the bricklayer's union and the doc says, "time to strip down and drop trowel, put your clothes under the exam table."

So I say, "underwhere?"

And he says, "yes".

And I say "underwhere?"

And he says, "yes".

And it just keeps going on like that. Finally he asks if "I'm going commando?" I'm like, "No I'm trying to be a fucking bricklayer!"

Fucking crazy I tell ya, crazy.

(And the weird part? I didn't even bring a trowel).
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:19:46 PM EST
She must have been a Mexican illegal doctor.
She didn't even know how to say underwear.
Whats that underwhere crap?
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:33:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:

Originally Posted By T-Ray:
Originally Posted By TGMoore:
Originally Posted By jnojr:
Originally Posted By TGMoore:
SNIP


Trowser?

This thread is full of collage graduates for sure


Was it a pretty collage?



Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:39:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By kayamana:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:

Originally Posted By T-Ray:
Originally Posted By TGMoore:
Originally Posted By jnojr:
Originally Posted By TGMoore:
SNIP


Trowser?

This thread is full of collage graduates for sure


Was it a pretty collage?





Some of the glue leaked.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:43:13 PM EST
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.


Every time you post in this thread, an English teacher commits suicide.


- BG
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:45:43 PM EST
Can you cipher to go along with that spelling???
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:46:45 PM EST
Sometimes great threads just happen out of know where.



Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:49:39 PM EST
We've definitely suffered from a lack of humorous threads lately.

J
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:50:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.


Every time you post in this thread, an English teacher commits suicide.


- BG




...but seriously. I think "underwhere", and I imagine a whole new "who's on first" skit with Abbott and Costello.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:51:20 PM EST
wow this thread wow

underwhere and dropping trowels, you just can't make this stuff up.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:51:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:52:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By bytor94:

Originally Posted By jnojr:

Originally Posted By TGMoore:
All my physicals have been for the military. Only time we stripped and dropped trowel


You were laying brick and had to stop?


Did your mortar get hard?


Laying pipe is more fun.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:52:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGMoore:

Originally Posted By jnojr:

Originally Posted By TGMoore:
All my physicals have been for the military. Only time we stripped and dropped trowel


You were laying brick and had to stop?


No dumb ass, it is slang for taking off your pants. Originates from the masonry tool of the same name according to the intraweb.


Actually it's "Dropped Trou" short for TROUSERS

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 2:34:43 PM EST

This thread are great!



Link Posted: 10/11/2007 2:35:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 2:36:54 PM EST
Kid on the football team at my school supposedly popped a woody during a physical by a female.

That was the rumor, who knows if it was true or not.

Imagine the awkwardness.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 2:38:07 PM EST
Some, of you; relly relly need to learn to spel, and also, grammer.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 2:38:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
womenz gave me a physical today.

better than a dude



Many have already pointed out your grammer error, and as English may not be your strong point, here is a helpful aid.

skerb.org/images/underwear.gif


Link Posted: 10/11/2007 2:39:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By TC6969:

Originally Posted By CWO:

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
Just had a woman tell me to drop my pants and underwhere




What the heck is "underwhere"?


And were is it?


Where, under there, by the chair, covered in dog hair, does anyone care to take the dare to find the underwhere over there?
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 2:39:44 PM EST

Just had a woman tell me to drop my pants and underwhere


Wear?

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 3:24:58 PM EST
Ive never had a lady doc give me a physical.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 3:34:11 PM EST
Here toy go?
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 4:03:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/12/2007 10:55:11 AM EST by Mallory_Knox]
Drop your pants and your underwear!

Now you've had 2 tell you..
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 4:07:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.


Every time you post in this thread, an English teacher commits suicide.


- BG


I'm almost afraid to post.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 6:09:52 PM EST
"Now, cough!"

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