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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:38:07 PM EDT
womenz gave me a physical today.
better than a dude  |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:38:37 PM EDT
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was she hot?
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:39:28 PM EDT
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Did you let here give you the finger? If so did you have a happy ending?
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:39:42 PM EDT
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What the heck is "underwhere"? |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:41:00 PM EDT
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Beat me to it.  
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:42:28 PM EDT
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Tell her i said to get home, right now.
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:45:56 PM EDT
[#6]
underwhere ??????????
Under there evidently |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:46:30 PM EDT
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It's when you need to get out of her apartment real fast but can't remember where you left your underwear. |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:46:39 PM EDT
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Similar to overthere, but different. |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:47:58 PM EDT
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All my physicals have been for the military. Only time we stripped and dropped trowel was at MEPs before we shipped to boot. Are "Full" physicals the norm for civilian employers?
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:48:16 PM EDT
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I'll remove my "underwhere" if she removes her underwire!!!
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:50:29 PM EDT
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You were laying brick and had to stop? |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:52:03 PM EDT
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No dumb ass, it is slang for taking off your pants. Originates from the masonry tool of the same name according to the intraweb. |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:52:42 PM EDT
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Did your mortar get hard? |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:54:17 PM EDT
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I only go to women docs for wiener exams.
It's one thing when your doc is ugly, but when she's hot... Well, I get a hard-on. (My doc was extremely hot... unbelievably hot... Must get pics next time.) |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:55:46 PM EDT
[#15]
she was a hippy looking older womenz with beads around here neck
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:57:26 PM EDT
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I believe it is "trow or trou" which is just short for TROUSERS!!! |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:58:34 PM EDT
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I always thought it was drop trou as in short for trousers.  See its wasn't just me |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 1:58:55 PM EDT
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"Trou"...as in trousers. Is this right? "You think you're so smart 'cause you know words." Brad (Sean Salisbury) in Benchwarmers. |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:00:03 PM EDT
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She must have you rattled, you can't speel wurth a fook after the fact  
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:02:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:04:36 PM EDT
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This thread took an unexpected turn.
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:04:38 PM EDT
[#22]
I had a hot female Captain give me a flight physical not long ago. Awkward, but as said better than a dude.
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:06:31 PM EDT
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Drop trowel? Underwhere? This is the funniest fucking thing on Arfcom in a long, long time. |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:07:37 PM EDT
[#24]
Maybe you mean trowser; short being trow. |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:11:43 PM EDT
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Trowser? This thread is full of collage graduates for sure 
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:15:41 PM EDT
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I was taking my physical for the bricklayer's union and the doc says, "time to strip down and drop trowel, put your clothes under the exam table."
So I say, "underwhere?" And he says, "yes". And I say "underwhere?" And he says, "yes". And it just keeps going on like that. Finally he asks if "I'm going commando?" I'm like, "No I'm trying to be a fucking bricklayer!" Fucking crazy I tell ya, crazy. (And the weird part? I didn't even bring a trowel). |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:19:46 PM EDT
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She must have been a Mexican illegal doctor.
She didn't even know how to say underwear. Whats that underwhere crap? |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:33:28 PM EDT
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Was it a pretty collage?  |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:39:09 PM EDT
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Some of the glue leaked. 
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:43:13 PM EDT
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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Every time you post in this thread, an English teacher commits suicide. - BG |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:45:43 PM EDT
[#31]
Can you cipher to go along with that spelling???
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:46:45 PM EDT
[#32]
Sometimes great threads just happen out of know where.
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:49:39 PM EDT
[#33]
We've definitely suffered from a lack of humorous threads lately.
J |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:50:00 PM EDT
[#34]
...but seriously. I think "underwhere", and I imagine a whole new "who's on first" skit with Abbott and Costello. |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:51:20 PM EDT
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wow this thread wow
underwhere and dropping trowels, you just can't make this stuff up. |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:51:32 PM EDT
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First time I've laughed all day.
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:52:27 PM EDT
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Laying pipe is more fun. |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:52:55 PM EDT
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Actually it's "Dropped Trou" short for TROUSERS |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 3:34:43 PM EDT
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This thread are great! |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 3:35:45 PM EDT
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And were is it? |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 3:36:54 PM EDT
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Kid on the football team at my school supposedly popped a woody during a physical by a female.
That was the rumor, who knows if it was true or not. Imagine the awkwardness. |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 3:38:07 PM EDT
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Some, of you; relly relly need to learn to spel, and also, grammer.
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Posted: 10/11/2007 3:38:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2007 3:39:04 PM EDT
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Where, under there, by the chair, covered in dog hair, does anyone care to take the dare to find the underwhere over there? 
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Posted: 10/11/2007 3:39:44 PM EDT
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Wear? |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 4:24:58 PM EDT
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Ive never had a lady doc give me a physical.
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Posted: 10/11/2007 4:34:11 PM EDT
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Here toy go?
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Posted: 10/11/2007 5:03:18 PM EDT
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Drop your pants and your underwear!
Now you've had 2 tell you..
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Posted: 10/11/2007 5:07:29 PM EDT
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I'm almost afraid to post. |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 7:09:52 PM EDT
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"Now, cough!"
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