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Posted: 10/1/2004 5:57:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 6:00:49 AM EST by wedge1082]
I was going pee and the toilet seat started to fall down mid-stream. I caught it though just right after it started to fall.

This could have been real bad... being Catholic and all.

eta - Because Catholic's have big penises, and the lid could have smack it.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:57:57 AM EST
You caught your pee ................................... ewwwwwwwwwwww
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:58:13 AM EST
You cought it with your pecker right?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:58:56 AM EST
coulda been worse. almost castrated myself when i slipped in the tub a few years back...
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:59:09 AM EST
Damn that water is cold!


... deep, too!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:00:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 6:03:36 AM EST by mr_wilson]
That's WAY MORE information than we need to know!!!!

Personally ya can keep that shit to yourself, beside I suspect there was no danger of damage to anything other than the toilet seat anyway.

Mike

added: While it is a gun board, it ain't that type of "gun" board, fairy sites are a plenty on the I-net suggest ya go tell some of your friends there who might be more interested in your "little" problem.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:13:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By Matthew_Q:
Damn that water is cold!


... deep, too!



You must have some Catholic blood in you.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:15:46 AM EST
That actually happened to my nephew when he was potty training. He's okay now, though.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:15:59 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:16:33 AM EST
"freakin' space-nuts!"
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:16:47 AM EST
I went for a walk yesterday with some new shorts.

I got roadrash on my penis.


No, I didn't fall down, it just hits the ground whne I walk.


You know, being Catholic and all. Ofcourse I was born Catholic, I didn't convert like Wedge.

So even thought he has a niced sized Catholic penis mine is still bigger because it's an original OEM Catholic penis.


Sgtar15


PS And I HUGE balls.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:17:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
I think you've been hanging out with sgtar15 too much behind the Rectory!



Eric The(Protestant)Hun



The Rectory is not big enough for the both of us.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:17:19 AM EST
DAMN The GD topics.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:17:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I went for a walk yesterday with some new shorts.

I got roadrash on my penis.


No, I didn't fall down, it just hits the ground whne I walk.


You know, being Catholic and all. Ofcourse I was born Catholic, I didn't convert like Wedge.

So even thought he has a niced sized Catholic penis mine is still bigger because it's an original OEM Catholic penis.


Sgtar15


PS And I HUGE balls.



Well my Dad is an ex-Catholic.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:18:15 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:18:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I went for a walk yesterday with some new shorts.

I got roadrash on my penis.


No, I didn't fall down, it just hits the ground whne I walk.


You know, being Catholic and all. Ofcourse I was born Catholic, I didn't convert like Wedge.

So even thought he has a niced sized Catholic penis mine is still bigger because it's an original OEM Catholic penis.


Sgtar15


PS And I HUGE balls.



Doesn't this fall under the don't ask, don't tell thing ???
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:18:51 AM EST
I can relate to this all too well..

Not only am I catholic...but I'm also italian...

yeah....so this goes double for me.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:18:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 6:19:22 AM EST by EricTheHun]
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:19:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Well my Dad is an ex-Catholic.



SOrry to hear that.

Did his penis shrivel up to a little Baptist sized penis?

That happens ya' know.


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:20:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
PS And I HUGE balls.


Jeepers, Sarge! Your spelling is atrocious!

That should read: 'PS And I hug balls.'

Eric The(HugThis!)Hun




I would have wrote I hug penises.....but you weren't around.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:21:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Well my Dad is an ex-Catholic.



SOrry to hear that.

Did his penis shrivel up to a little Baptist sized penis?

That happens ya' know.


Sgtar15



No he got to keep it since he never converted to another religion. He went right up to the line but did not cross it.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:22:27 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 6:23:20 AM EST by mjohn3006]
I was baptized Catholic, but was confirmed a Methodist, and my girlfriend is Southern Baptist.

What is the status of my penis?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:23:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By Hokie:
I can relate to this all too well..

Not only am I catholic...but I'm also italian...

yeah....so this goes double for me.



So you know what I am talking about then.

I am so tired of having to stand three feet back from the toilet when I take a piss.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:23:24 AM EST
[sling blade] These two boys..... sitting on a bridge... one says the water's cold, ... the other said the water's deep... get it?[/sling blade]
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:23:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I was babtized Catholic, but was confermed a Methodist, and my girlfriend is Southern Baptist.

What is the status of my penis?




Your girlfriend owns it now.


She probably keeps it in her coimpact in her purse.

Sorry,


SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:24:32 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 6:24:46 AM EST by mjohn3006]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I was babtized Catholic, but was confermed a Methodist, and my girlfriend is Southern Baptist.

What is the status of my penis?




Your girlfriend owns it now.


She probably keeps it in her coimpact in her purse.

Sorry,


SGtar15



Is that why I have not been scratching so much lately???
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:24:41 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:26:08 AM EST
I just wish my penis could be this big.

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:27:30 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 6:27:44 AM EST by wedge1082]

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I just wish my penis could be this big.

www.ar15.com/images/layout/logoAR.jpg



That is an average size Catholic penis.

Nothing to write home about.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:30:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By Hokie:
I can relate to this all too well..

Not only am I catholic...but I'm also italian...

yeah....so this goes double for me.



So you know what I am talking about then.

I am so tired of having to stand three feet back from the toilet when I take a piss.



I just use a step ladder
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:30:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I went for a walk yesterday with some new shorts.

I got roadrash on my penis.


No, I didn't fall down, it just hits the ground whne I walk.


You know, being Catholic and all. Ofcourse I was born Catholic, I didn't convert like Wedge.

So even thought he has a niced sized Catholic penis mine is still bigger because it's an original OEM Catholic penis.


Sgtar15


PS And I HUGE balls.



Well my Dad is an ex-Catholic.



I have you both beat, I was born Italian-catholic, you can't get more catholic than that.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:49:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By druncuncas:
coulda been worse. almost castrated myself when i slipped in the tub a few years back...




This is a story that must be told.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:53:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I just wish my penis could be this big.

www.ar15.com/images/layout/logoAR.jpg



That is an average size Catholic penis.

Nothing to write home about.




It measures about an inch in length on my screen...
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:56:56 AM EST


I still don't understand the logistics of this.

Either you are 3'5" and stand next to the toilet or you ar hung like a mule and slap it on the rim?? WTF?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:03:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 8:03:52 AM EST by NorCal_LEO]
ALL YOU FUQ'RS OWE ME MY 2 MINS BACK
.


Wedge, buddy... I enjoy the daily chronicles but DAMN...I think it's time for the doc to re-adjust the meds.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:07:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
I think you've been hanging out with sgtar15 too much behind the Rectum!



Eric The(Protestant)Hun



Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:08:58 AM EST
Betcha I know why the lid fell... some hag decided that the toilet look prettier with one of those cursed toilet lid covers... the ones that match the bath mat.

Hags have no idea how finely balanced a toilet seat/lid is. They put those poofy things on, tossing the whole crapper out of balance.

I f'in HATE those things. They are banned from my house. The whole 'pissing while leaning forward holding the seat up' thing is nonsense. My mom has those in her house. I tell her that if I see one then I am pissing in her sink.

/back to work


Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:11:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
I was going pee and the toilet seat started to fall down mid-stream. I caught it though just right after it started to fall.

This could have been real bad... being Catholic and all.

eta - Because Catholic's have big penises, and the lid could have smack it.



Dude, your GHEY!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:12:31 AM EST
Wedge you must be a very , very, very short man. are you a little people

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:13:19 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:15:00 AM EST
Fooking HOMO's!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:17:33 AM EST
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Sorry. The Catholic men know what just happened. I'm working from home today.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:20:07 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:35:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
ALL YOU FUQ'RS OWE ME MY 2 MINS BACK
.


Wedge, buddy... I enjoy the daily chronicles but DAMN...I think it's time for the doc to re-adjust the meds.



+1

And Sarge... You're scaring me.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:37:36 AM EST
Wedge, if you keep screwing those Tatooinie (sp?) women, your pecker's going to fall off anyway.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:44:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By kingfish:
Wedge, if you keep screwing those Tatooinie (sp?) women, your pecker's going to fall off anyway.



"Screwing" is a term using by Baptists. Catholics call it "Pile-Driving"

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:51:13 AM EST
I was on a ship in a gale, ship was rocking and rolling pretty badly, but I had to go. Was sitting on the toilet and heard my toilet, and the others in the stalls on each side, gurgle and suck dry. I mean, I could feel the draft of a vacuum.

It took but a second to figure what was coming back at me and I barely had time to get up and out of the stall. What went down returned with a vengence as the ship rolled the other way.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:53:43 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 8:54:25 AM EST by kingfish]

Originally Posted By A_Free_Man:
I was on a ship in a gale, ship was rocking and rolling pretty badly, but I had to go. Was sitting on the toilet and heard my toilet, and the others in the stalls on each side, gurgle and suck dry. I mean, I could feel the draft of a vacuum.

It took but a second to figure what was coming back at me and I barely had time to get up and out of the stall. What went down returned with a vengence as the ship rolled the other way.



?? Can you repeat that in English? How does the toilet suck?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:56:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I just wish my penis could be this big.

www.ar15.com/images/layout/logoAR.jpg



That is an average size Catholic penis.

Nothing to write home about.




No, that's a Greek penis. You can tell by how close it is to the "Buttstock".


SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:57:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 8:58:33 AM EST by sgtar15]

Originally Posted By Hokie:

Originally Posted By kingfish:
Wedge, if you keep screwing those Tatooinie (sp?) women, your pecker's going to fall off anyway.



"Screwing" is a term using by Baptists. Catholics call it "Pile-Driving"





Yes, and pregnancy is called Catholci birth control.


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­Sgtar15"
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:58:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 8:58:37 AM EST by Hokie]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I just wish my penis could be this big.

www.ar15.com/images/layout/logoAR.jpg



That is an average size Catholic penis.

Nothing to write home about.




No, that's a Greek penis. You can tell by how close it is to the "Buttstock".


SGtar15



Sarge you definately know your penises.
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