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Posted: 10/17/2008 8:13:58 AM EST
On top of a Hydrocelectomy.


OUCH! My pee pee hurts
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:15:27 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:15:58 AM EST
If the vasectomy was performed on your pee pee, then I've got some bad news for you...
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:16:25 AM EST
Go home. Lay on the couch ( or comfy chair ) and surf ARFCOM all day. Whimper when your wife is around but tell her it doesn't hurt much. Take pain meds as needed. Ice the boys with frozen peas or corn. Take it easy this weekend.
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:16:59 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:18:39 AM EST
Oh God! That just hurts me just thinking about it; a sharp cutting instrument that close to the Wang is never good.
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:18:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By Evil_ATF:
If the vasectomy was performed on your pee pee, then I've got some bad news for you...


Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:21:33 AM EST
Frozen peas!
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:24:13 AM EST
what are you waiting for? put on some porn and take that bad boy for a test drive!



i keed

Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:25:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By Partisan:
Go home. Lay on the couch ( or comfy chair ) and surf ARFCOM all day. Whimper when your wife is around but tell her it doesn't hurt much. Take pain meds as needed. Ice the boys with frozen peas or corn. Take it easy this weekend.


Percocet rocks Im in my newly fininshed basement with a cup of Coffee and Arfcom and no kids.
I have a very cool jock strap on as well.
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:25:23 AM EST
I tried but the doc took one look at my package and said it was too beautiful to cut up.
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:27:49 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:28:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By NYC-M4:

Originally Posted By Partisan:
Go home. Lay on the couch ( or comfy chair ) and surf ARFCOM all day. Whimper when your wife is around but tell her it doesn't hurt much. Take pain meds as needed. Ice the boys with frozen peas or corn. Take it easy this weekend.


Percocet rocks Im in my newly fininshed basement with a cup of Coffee and Arfcom and no kids.
I have a very cool jock strap on as well.


Now there is a mental image I really don't need.
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:32:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2008 8:34:06 AM EST by Green_Canoe]
After reading about the proceedure, I bet the Hydrocelectomy is causing the worst of your pain.

I got an infection after my vasectomy that stretched the healling time out to a few weeks rather than a few days. My best advice is milk it for all it's worth for a few days. It's one of the rare times you get to make a huge sacrifice for your SO. Watch carefully for infection, at the first sign call the doc. I could have killed my doc when I went in and he said, " I've seen worse." My response: "They're my balls and they haven't seen worse". (He won't get any repeat business from me if I have a choice.)
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:34:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By NYC-M4:

Originally Posted By Partisan:
Go home. Lay on the couch ( or comfy chair ) and surf ARFCOM all day. Whimper when your wife is around but tell her it doesn't hurt much. Take pain meds as needed. Ice the boys with frozen peas or corn. Take it easy this weekend.


Percocet rocks Im in my newly fininshed basement with a cup of Coffee and Arfcom and no kids.
I have a very cool jock strap on as well.


Sorry, but that sounds like something Napoleon Dynamite would say.
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:36:46 AM EST
This thread is impossible to masturbate to.
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:42:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By BayEagle:
This thread is impossible to masturbate to.

You're not trying hard enough, quitter!
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:45:40 AM EST
doesn't dry firing damage a weapon?
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:46:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By Green_Canoe:
After reading about the proceedure, I bet the Hydrocelectomy is causing the worst of your pain.

I got an infection after my vasectomy that stretched the healling time out to a few weeks rather than a few days. My best advice is milk it for all it's worth for a few days. It's one of the rare times you get to make a huge sacrifice for your SO. Watch carefully for infection, at the first sign call the doc. I could have killed my doc when I went in and he said, " I've seen worse." My response: "They're my balls and they haven't seen worse". (He won't get any repeat business from me if I have a choice.)


If all he does is vasectomies, then you'd better not need repeat business!
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:50:26 AM EST
Like the guy in the song, sounds like you lost.

Vasectomy Song
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:50:55 AM EST
I'd wait more than 9 days to have sex if I was you.
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 8:53:45 AM EST
So did they cut your penis head off?
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 9:01:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 9:09:47 AM EST
I'm not looking forward to mine ... it's still a few years off though
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 9:17:48 AM EST
i'm working on inventing an on/off/3 round burst switch- should get around this whole always on/always off dea.
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 9:22:25 AM EST
Is it true that blanks aren't a loud as live rounds?
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 9:26:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By NYC-M4:
On top of a Hydrocelectomy.


Definition

Hydrocelecto­my is a surgical procedure to remove a hydrocele. A hydrocele is collected fluid in the membrane surrounding the testes.

AWE...WTF
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 9:29:48 AM EST
Don't be surprised when ALL your junk turns PURPLE for a couple of days. Freaked me out a little when I had mine.
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 9:30:52 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2008 9:32:08 AM EST by kpel308]
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 9:32:43 AM EST
I had it done , it's not that big of a deal........
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 9:33:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By scuba_ed:
Frozen peas!


1. Wait about a week.
2. invite several friends over for dinner & serve the peas.
3. then tell said friends what you have been doing with the peas.
4. sit back and enjoy a good laugh.

Link Posted: 10/17/2008 9:33:48 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 9:34:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bazzy:
doesn't dry firing damage a weapon?

only rimfire
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 9:36:19 AM EST
Screw that!
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 9:36:20 AM EST
That picture above is very disturbing
Link Posted: 10/17/2008 10:40:16 AM EST
Vasectomy is not that bad if you stay off your feet and do nothing for a couple of days. God help you if you ignore doctor's orders though.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:11:14 AM EST
frozen peas mold around better, frozen carrot slices stay cold much longer.

BTW, there is a definite correlation between the number of times your kids see you swap a defrosted bag back into the freezer and the number of months before they even consider eating frozen vegetables again.

Some of you guys had it easy. My Doc made the correct decision and had me go to a real OR and put me under. one of my tubes was more or less buried in scar tissue from a previous injury (and I definitely remember where and when that happened) and it took about 2 hours to get it out and clip it of enough to do the job right. THAT incision was no little 3/8the to 1/2" either.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:19:31 AM EST
Buy the tightest jock you can find and hold your junk still for a week. Makes life easier.
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