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Posted: 11/19/2008 10:04:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/19/2008 10:28:41 PM EDT by BDeauman]
Just a few minutes ago I got home from school and was studying at my desk which sits directly by a sliding glass door. Outside the door is our back yard, which is below a deck that drops about 10' to the ground via a set of steps.

It's a dark, cold and kind of gloomy night and I'm here focused on Torts when all the sudden...I'm being watched. I can feel it...I know it...shit's about to go down.

Right about the time I realized something's watching me I hear a THUD!!! on the sliding glass door, not 3' from my right shoulder.

I flash my hand into my desk drawer and pull out a pistol. "AhhhhhhhHHHHHHH!!!!!" I scream, fully ready to give whatever hobgoblin was at my door at midnight a lead salad.

I stand up quickly, kicking my chair to the ground and draw my pistol up to chest height, ready to shoot my assailant in his sternum.

I see nothing. [>:/]

"AHHHHhhhhhhhh???" I say, puzzled.

I slowly traverse my pistol down and what do I see?

A fu$*(@&(!ing cotton tail rabbit, staring me down from his terrifying height of 6".

I give up, I'm going to bed. I'm taking the pistol with me. If that damn rabbit knocks again I'm going to have a pair of new slippers for x-mas that they'll be fur lined.

Grumble.



The pistol + me (see leg holster)


^The Assailant
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 10:05:48 PM EDT
Looks like it's putting it's hands (paws) up.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 10:05:59 PM EDT
Epic
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 10:08:52 PM EDT
Where's the adrenalin dump?
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 10:11:14 PM EDT
Did you blade?
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 10:12:24 PM EDT
and you didnt fucking blade.

seriously now.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 10:13:12 PM EDT
You DISENGAGED though, right?
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 10:13:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By webtaz99:
Where's the adrenalin dump?


In his shorts, most likely...
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 10:14:01 PM EDT
no blade is a fail is a no blade.......
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 10:14:15 PM EDT
"YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY TORTS!" ?
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 10:14:54 PM EDT




What a terrible story
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 10:16:51 PM EDT
rule 34 on the rabbit...
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 10:19:05 PM EDT
If you look, you can clearly see the evil malice and intent to do harm in his beady little eyes.

-shudder-
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 10:19:41 PM EDT
Castle Doctrine?
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 12:05:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Tony7189:
Looks like it's putting it's hands (paws) up.


Karate stance if i ever saw one.

Hey! Someone has to teach that bunny to blade at 45 Degrees!
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 12:18:57 AM EDT
I don't care how wrong it is... I want to call that rabbit 'Lil Rudy Huxtable' and make love to it.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 12:22:41 AM EDT
That pistol needs to come up some.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 8:57:46 AM EDT
Morning bump.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 8:59:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BDeauman:
Morning I want more attention! bump.


Link Posted: 11/20/2008 9:00:19 AM EDT
Your pistol is useless. Next time use the Holy Hand grenade of Antioch.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 9:02:54 AM EDT
Bring out the holy hand grenade.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 9:03:22 AM EDT
sure is bright for midnight
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 9:05:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Epic


people use this word way too much on things that are not
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 9:11:00 AM EDT
Probably missed the turn at Albuquerque on his way to Pismo Beach
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 9:12:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 9:17:16 AM EDT
That happened to me, but it was a snapping turtle.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 9:17:50 AM EDT
look at the bones!
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 9:37:52 AM EDT
Zombie Squad FTW!!
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 9:40:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/20/2008 9:40:31 AM EDT by Special-K]
But look at 'em! He's got big sharp pointy teeth!






-K
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 9:40:37 AM EDT
The M1A matches the shirt. Nice.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 9:42:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Special-K:
But look at 'em! He's got big sharp pointy teeth!






-K


Shut up and go change your armor.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 9:46:30 AM EDT
You did look behind the little bunny, didn't you?

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