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Posted: 11/19/2008 9:04:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/19/2008 9:28:41 PM EST by BDeauman]
Just a few minutes ago I got home from school and was studying at my desk which sits directly by a sliding glass door.  Outside the door is our back yard, which is below a deck that drops about 10' to the ground via a set of steps.

It's a dark, cold and kind of gloomy night and I'm here focused on Torts when all the sudden...I'm being watched.  I can feel it...I know it...shit's about to go down.  

Right about the time I realized something's watching me I hear a THUD!!! on the sliding glass door, not 3' from my right shoulder.

I flash my hand into my desk drawer and pull out a pistol.  "AhhhhhhhHHHHHHH!!!!!" I scream, fully ready to give whatever hobgoblin was at my door at midnight a lead salad.  

I stand up quickly, kicking my chair to the ground and draw my pistol up to chest height, ready to shoot my assailant in his sternum.

I see nothing.  [>:/]

"AHHHHhhhhhhhh???"  I say, puzzled.

I slowly traverse my pistol down and what do I see?

A fu$*(@&(!ing cotton tail rabbit, staring me down from his terrifying height of 6".  

I give up, I'm going to bed.  I'm taking the pistol with me.  If that damn rabbit knocks again I'm going to have a pair of new slippers for x-mas that they'll be fur lined.

Grumble.  



The pistol + me (see leg holster)


^The Assailant
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 9:05:48 PM EST
Looks like it's putting it's hands (paws) up.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 9:05:59 PM EST
Epic
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 9:08:52 PM EST
Where's the adrenalin dump?
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 9:11:14 PM EST
Did you blade?
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 9:12:24 PM EST
and you didnt fucking blade.

seriously now.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 9:13:12 PM EST
You DISENGAGED though, right?
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 9:13:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By webtaz99:
Where's the adrenalin dump?


In his shorts, most likely...
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 9:14:01 PM EST
no blade is a fail is a no blade.......
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 9:14:15 PM EST
"YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY TORTS!" ?
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 9:14:54 PM EST




 What a terrible story
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 9:16:51 PM EST
rule 34 on the rabbit...
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 9:19:05 PM EST
If you look, you can clearly see the evil malice and intent to do harm in his beady little eyes.

-shudder-
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 9:19:41 PM EST
Castle Doctrine?
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 11:05:04 PM EST
Originally Posted By Tony7189:
Looks like it's putting it's hands (paws) up.


Karate stance if i ever saw one.

Hey! Someone has to teach that bunny to blade at 45 Degrees!
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 11:18:57 PM EST
I don't care how wrong it is... I want to call that rabbit 'Lil Rudy Huxtable' and make love to it.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 11:22:41 PM EST
That pistol needs to come up some.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 7:57:46 AM EST
Morning bump.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 7:59:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By BDeauman:
Morning I want more attention! bump.


Link Posted: 11/20/2008 8:00:19 AM EST
Your pistol is useless.  Next time use the Holy Hand grenade of Antioch.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 8:02:54 AM EST
Bring out the holy hand grenade.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 8:03:22 AM EST
sure is bright for midnight
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 8:05:49 AM EST
Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Epic


people use this word way too much on things that are not
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 8:11:00 AM EST
Probably missed the turn at Albuquerque on his way to Pismo Beach
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 8:12:27 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 8:17:16 AM EST
That happened to me, but it was a snapping turtle.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 8:17:50 AM EST
look at the bones!
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 8:37:52 AM EST
Zombie Squad FTW!!
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 8:40:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/20/2008 8:40:31 AM EST by Special-K]
But look at 'em!  He's got big sharp pointy teeth!






-K
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 8:40:37 AM EST
The M1A matches the shirt.  Nice.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 8:42:19 AM EST
Originally Posted By Special-K:
But look at 'em!  He's got big sharp pointy teeth!






-K


Shut up and go change your armor.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 8:46:30 AM EST
You did look behind the little bunny, didn't you?

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