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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:58:33 PM EDT
On my phone. Fortunately my kids werent anywhere near me when i clicked on it.

It had some dude running around jizzing on chicks.

And i am not talking a bit. It was a lot. Like almost fake.

I eat a ton of celery and have never had anything like that come out of me.

Is this shit real?
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 6:00:18 PM EDT
Op has dicks on his phone


You seem....... Kinda gay
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 6:22:51 PM EDT
was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck, cum on guys!
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 6:24:16 PM EDT
OK, I'll ask, WTF does celery have to do with anything?
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 6:26:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/21/2017 6:27:12 PM EDT
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Came here to post this
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 6:27:21 PM EDT
Compared to a heap of the shit I've seen on online, that's family friendly by comparison.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 6:28:08 PM EDT
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Sour cream?

Blue cheese dressing?

Dip?
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 6:28:56 PM EDT
OP is a celery farmer trying to drum up bidness.  
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 6:31:39 PM EDT
Sure they weren't Skittles???




(For a mature audience)

[youtube]https://youtu.be/r7K9gtLtWKA[/youtube]
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 6:43:13 PM EDT
Probably pina colada mix.  

But I am not going to be the one to test it.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 6:49:43 PM EDT
For those interested in the celery

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=115752411
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 6:57:35 PM EDT
Did it smell like your wife's panties?
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 7:01:30 PM EDT
Celery...
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 7:07:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/21/2017 7:16:32 PM EDT
Haha




    semen
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 7:41:58 PM EDT
When I eat celery a lot comes out of me but it's not jizz. 
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 7:46:00 PM EDT
I can't believe nobody had asked for the link yet...   GD I am disappoint.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 7:47:05 PM EDT
There is such a thing as commercially made fake semen.

There is also a supplement called "pygeum" which supposedly increases volume.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 7:47:53 PM EDT
What?
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