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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:32:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 4:36:08 AM EST by Mclovin5-0]
Spent a week there. Did I miss anything funny or epic?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:33:45 AM EST
What's with all the misspelled thread topics this morning? We aren't all drunk, are we?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:34:47 AM EST
Hosital? Is that like a brothel full of nurses or something? Sweet!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:36:46 AM EST
Jebuss, I have 2 fucking viruses, cut me a break
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:38:40 AM EST
Any day you "get out" is a good one! Best wishes.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:38:42 AM EST
Swine flu, aids, sars, ecoli?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:38:47 AM EST
Originally Posted By Mclovin5-0:
Jebuss, I have 2 fucking viruses, cut me a break


Jebuss? Is that like a jeep & bus combined? Diesel or gasoline engine?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:46:45 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 4:47:47 AM EST by Moose]
You have 2 viruses that are fucking? Damn. Woulda figure they'd keep you in the hospital so they could keep an eye on that...

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Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:13:42 AM EST
Signs point to H1N1 and EEE. They wont test for H1N1 because I don't meet the CDC's official protocol of symptoms. I think they decided to release me when I publiclly chewed out an entire team of doctors for being inept and not doing anything productive for an entire week. Even made a little medical intern cry. I'm looking for a new hospital now, probably head to Boston or Philly.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:53:35 AM EST
EEE, as in Eastern equine encephalitis? That's not a good virus to get. I'd find some better doctors - fast.
Best wishes for a quick recovery.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:55:51 PM EST
So, how did the sex change operation go?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:59:40 PM EST
Originally Posted By Moose:
You have 2 viruses that are fucking?

That means one of them's herpes.

Just sayin'.


Hope you're feeling better.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:00:26 PM EST
Clandestine posted a pic of his asshole droppings and got banned.

That's all I can think of.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:02:46 PM EST
Did ya dig the hospital bed? That self adjusting shit is awesome.

Hope you're feeling better and the virus sex in your body has stopped.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:05:27 PM EST
Hey man, glad you're not dead.

There was a poop thread that resulted in a ban. And some new boobs in BOTD.

Nothing else I can remember.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:11:01 PM EST
The ARFCOM members daughter thread ....
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:12:15 PM EST
you should have picked up a hot nurse, oh one member went wild and posted pics of poo
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:13:07 PM EST
Damn! Good luck... EEE isn't a virus I'd want to tangle with... and there have been several reported (animal) cases around here in the last few weeks.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:58:08 PM EST
Originally Posted By Mclovin5-0:
Signs point to H1N1 and EEE. They wont test for H1N1 because I don't meet the CDC's official protocol of symptoms. I think they decided to release me when I publiclly chewed out an entire team of doctors for being inept and not doing anything productive for an entire week. Even made a little medical intern cry. I'm looking for a new hospital now, probably head to Boston or Philly.

You should go to Canada. I hear they have the the public option. You'll be taken care of splendidly, and promptly.

Good job being a jerk.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:59:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mclovin5-0:
Signs point to H1N1 and EEE. They wont test for H1N1 because I don't meet the CDC's official protocol of symptoms. I think they decided to release me when I publiclly chewed out an entire team of doctors for being inept and not doing anything productive for an entire week. Even made a little medical intern cry. I'm looking for a new hospital now, probably head to Boston or Philly.







Not the flooz!

omg it's infectionated my arfcoms



Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:59:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mclovin5-0:
Jebuss, I have 2 fucking viruses, cut me a break

AIDS and what other one?


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:01:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:

Originally Posted By Mclovin5-0:
Jebuss, I have 2 fucking viruses, cut me a break

AIDS and what other one?



Herpes.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:05:31 PM EST
Beetus of the bunghole?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:11:05 PM EST
People pissed off about 'Cool story, bro' and 'Fuck Obama'

Hope u feel better.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:17:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 9:21:20 PM EST by Moose]
Originally Posted By gonzo_beyondo:

Originally Posted By Mclovin5-0:
Signs point to H1N1 and EEE. They wont test for H1N1 because I don't meet the CDC's official protocol of symptoms. I think they decided to release me when I publiclly chewed out an entire team of doctors for being inept and not doing anything productive for an entire week. Even made a little medical intern cry. I'm looking for a new hospital now, probably head to Boston or Philly.







Not the flooz!

omg it's infectionated my arfcoms


Yep. And you quoted his post, so now you have it too...

Wait, I quoted your quote....DAMMIT!!!!!!

Seriously, hope you get to feeling bettter, Mclovin5-0.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:36:35 PM EST
Aw come on let GD diagnose you.
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