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Posted: 9/26/2005 9:18:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:19:51 AM EDT
/looks for this thread is useless without pics smileys
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:21:29 AM EDT
Oh my!
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:21:51 AM EDT
Sweet
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:22:56 AM EDT
Next time get a pic with your cell. Teasers don't cut it here.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:24:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:25:08 AM EDT
I guess SHE'D hit it!
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:27:58 AM EDT
The real question is did she have a mullet or a buzz-cut ? OR both ?
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:29:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:
The real question is did she have a mullet or a buzz-cut ? OR both ?



WTF?!

None of them do in the movies I've got.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:30:30 AM EDT
There HAS to be a security cam tape somewhere!
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:30:31 AM EDT
It's a very natural thing, women with women. Don't fight your urge....please don't fight it.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:30:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:34:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:
The real question is did she have a mullet or a buzz-cut ? OR both ?



WTF?!

None of them do in the movies I've got.



Well then it's pretty obvious your gay porn collection is incomplete
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:35:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:




Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:36:08 AM EDT
You should have drawn down on her.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:37:59 AM EDT
They always forget pics
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:38:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:
The real question is did she have a mullet or a buzz-cut ? OR both ?



WTF?!

None of them do in the movies I've got.



Well then it's pretty obvious your gay porn collection is incomplete



That's ok, maybe it's better being incomplete. Right now it's just attractive women.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:41:50 AM EDT
Can you blame her...I mean you are hot!
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:46:14 AM EDT
Damn. I go to the am/pm and all I get is a fill up and a stale corn dog.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:46:55 AM EDT


Is it Utah or San Francisco?
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:51:37 AM EDT
Stick it in her p...

Oh wait.

Never mind.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:53:57 AM EDT
I have a friend who is always getting hit on by lesbians. I don't know what they are seeing that makes them think she's on their team, but it must be something.

How did you respond?

Do you take it as a compliment, or does it ick you out?
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:55:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Persephone:
I have a friend who is always getting hit on by lesbians. I don't know what they are seeing that makes them think she's on their team, but it must be something.

How did you respond?

Do you take it as a compliment, or does it ick you out?



Add an l...that's what it WANTS to do.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:55:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By mattja:
Next time get a pic with your cell. Teasers don't cut it here.



Not a cameraphone. Besides, I already said she wasn't that cute. I just thought it was funny that a chic would be so forward. Haven't had that happen in a loooong time.



Maybe your tat is some kind of lesbo secret code?

You know, like the colored bandanas the guys hang from their back pocket.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:58:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mattja:





Caption - Gal on the left thinking: They're slipping out; I should have worn panties.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:00:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LoginName:
You should have drawn gone down on her.



Fixed it for ya...
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:04:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By Persephone:
I have a friend who is always getting hit on by lesbians. I don't know what they are seeing that makes them think she's on their team, but it must be something.

How did you respond?

Do you take it as a compliment, or does it ick you out?



Add an l...that's what it WANTS to do.



Bad, bad.

Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:05:15 AM EDT
I saw a sign on the Gas pump at Exxon saying "why don't you meet and talk to more people at the gas station?? Who knows who you might meet." It was an exxon commercial trying to get people to hang out at the gas mini-mart???? Maybe she took them up on their offer.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:15:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MC_Man:

Originally Posted By LoginName:
You should have drawn gone down on her.



Fixed it for ya...



Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:15:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
They always forget pics



No kidding! That's what I was looking for.


Check out the sig line.


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Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:19:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
Damn. I go to the am/pm and all I get is a fill up and a stale corn dog.



Count your blessings.....some MEN love men in uniform
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:32:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:41:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Does this mean I would've been the 'butch'?


OK, and I'll be the Sundance Kid!
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:45:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Does this mean I would've been the 'butch'?

WTH?



Were you wearing a flannel shirt with the sleeves torn off ?
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:46:40 AM EDT
You know, I seem to remember something similar happening to FrootLoop85 a while back. Except I believe it was the cleaning lady at work. MJD
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:47:25 AM EDT
When I first read the post title I thought you were in a car accident and forced to draw down on a drunk driver or something... I guess I feel pretty stupid right now.



As Al Bundy once said;

"There is nothing wrong with a woman loving another woman, as long as there is a man in the room to video tape."
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:51:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:57:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/26/2005 10:58:12 AM EDT by KnobCreek]

Originally Posted By Makarov:
When I first read the post title I thought you were in a car accident and forced to draw down on a drunk driver or something... I guess I feel pretty stupid right now.



As Al Bundy once said;

"There is nothing wrong with a woman loving another woman, as long as there is a man in the room to video tape."



YUP
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:58:39 AM EDT
I don't think it would take much for anyone to hit on you, regardless their sexual orientation.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:59:43 AM EDT
Any you did this.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 11:05:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 11:08:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Does this mean I would've been the 'butch'?

WTH?



Were you wearing a flannel shirt with the sleeves torn off ?



Nope. T shirt and shorts. Maybe it was the no makeup.




WAIT, 1shott closes his eyes, to picture the sight, Yaaaaaaaaa thats the one....

Go figure, here I cant seem to find a decent woman, and you get hit on by them,
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 11:08:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Does this mean I would've been the 'butch'?

WTH?



Were you wearing a flannel shirt with the sleeves torn off ?



Nope. T shirt and shorts. Maybe it was the no makeup.



Doubt it was the no makeup....did you piss anyone off enough to get a rainbow flag put on your bumper?

Not that I would condone such nasty tricks.....but others might.....
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 11:10:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By Wombat_SCSO:
I don't think it would take much for anyone to hit on you, regardless their sexual orientation.



Aw. Don't go gettin' soft on us, Wombat.



"Getting soft" doesn’t seem like it would be first on the list of things this thread might inspire.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 11:12:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By Wombat_SCSO:
I don't think it would take much for anyone to hit on you, regardless their sexual orientation.



Aw. Don't go gettin' soft on us, Wombat.



"Getting soft" doesn’t seem like it would be first on the list of things this thread might inspire.



YUP
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 11:13:05 AM EDT
Same thing (kind of) happened to me last week!

I got the "excuse me,...could you show me how to work this pump? I've never used one before...".



Course, the one that beat all hell was the chick that hit on me in a strip joint.
Figures she was the ugliest stripper there.

Made my boyfriend laugh like hell, though.



Link Posted: 9/26/2005 11:15:41 AM EDT
I'd hit on ya, Blondie...and I'm straight!

FTR: Last time that happened to me was MANY moons ago....when I was at Fort Sam.
Not all Army chicks are lesbians...but there definately are some!
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 11:16:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Same thing (kind of) happened to me last week!

I got the "excuse me,...could you show me how to work this pump? I've never used one before...".



Course, the one that beat all hell was the chick that hit on me in a strip joint.
Figures she was the ugliest stripper there.

Made my boyfriend laugh like hell, though.






Geez...ya think a chick would come up with a better pick-up line that that?
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 11:17:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Same thing (kind of) happened to me last week!

I got the "excuse me,...could you show me how to work this pump? I've never used one before...".



Course, the one that beat all hell was the chick that hit on me in a strip joint.
Figures she was the ugliest stripper there.

Made my boyfriend laugh like hell, though.






Can we hear the rest of the pump story????


The woman that hit on me at the grocery store just asked for directions....

then a map.....


then invited me into the car 'to draw the map'......
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 11:17:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KnobCreek:

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Same thing (kind of) happened to me last week!

I got the "excuse me,...could you show me how to work this pump? I've never used one before...".



Course, the one that beat all hell was the chick that hit on me in a strip joint.
Figures she was the ugliest stripper there.

Made my boyfriend laugh like hell, though.






Geez...ya think a chick would come up with a better pick-up line that that?



Depends just what she's holding when she says it.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 11:19:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By KnobCreek:

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Same thing (kind of) happened to me last week!

I got the "excuse me,...could you show me how to work this pump? I've never used one before...".



Course, the one that beat all hell was the chick that hit on me in a strip joint.
Figures she was the ugliest stripper there.

Made my boyfriend laugh like hell, though.






Geez...ya think a chick would come up with a better pick-up line that that?



Depends just what she's holding when she says it.



true...very, very true
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