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Posted: 7/13/2002 7:24:41 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/13/2002 7:27:51 AM EST by TheFNG]
Wow what a great state, little too humid for me especially when "tac'd out." So anyways last night I was driving to the airport to catch my late flight and this bitch is driving slow as hell in the left lane! Ya see here in Az that crap isn't tolerated, So since I was driving my Airport security buddies crown Vic I politely flash the spot light just incase she doesn't see me. Well after a few minutes of this and no response I figure she must be passed out from some kind of diabetic or other medical emergency, so to keep her and the public safe I activate the yellow strobe on the Crown Vic to alert other drivers to the danger. After I did this she began to swerve irradicly "probably passed out" so I try to use my vehicle to shield hers from a rock wall next to the road. After the first bump she must have regained conciseness because she took control of the vehicle and pulled over. After her car came to a complete stop I pull in behind her with my vehicle, being the good Samaritan "And Recently Certified EMT" that I am I pull over and stop my vehicle behind her while im reaching in the back for my "Medic Bag" my foot slips off the brake and I accidently bump the accelerator. Now of course since I was right behind her it only took a second to take up the space between our vehicles and you guessed it "Crash!" Well this deploys the airbag just as I was getting out and my head was thrown into the headrest rendering me unconscious. When I wake up shes gone. One More life saved by The Mall Ninja's
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 7:57:00 AM EST
Gimme a break its early.
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 8:02:47 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/13/2002 8:03:16 AM EST by Hotrod]
There you have it folks. We now have both sides of the story. God save the mall ninja's
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 9:11:11 AM EST
I know not everyone likes these, but this kind of post is funny!
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 12:00:56 PM EST
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