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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:40:44 AM EDT
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Bored to death.  I just am not nerd enough for this.  Lame jokes.  Lame penis jokes.....lots of penis jokes.

I guess the one-liners were supposed to be funny.  Just didn't do it for me.  Yes, Stan Lee is in it.  Formulamatic.

Spoiler:  Good guys win.  Bad guy loses.  Pepper isn't in it.  Hulk has love interest.  Fail.  The guy with the arrows is Katnip Nevermiss minus the tits.  

New superhero emerges.  We'll call him Metrosexual Man because he's just so sensitive and in touch with his feelings.  He's kinda like a red-skinned enuch in tights with a cape.  

If you can fly why do you need a cape?  Answer:  So you can look fabulous.

I am sure most of GD will love it.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 12:55:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TontoGoldstein:
Spoiler alert!

Bored to death.  I just am not nerd enough for this.  Lame jokes.  Lame penis jokes.....lots of penis jokes.

I guess the one-liners were supposed to be funny.  Just didn't do it for me.  Yes, Stan Lee is in it.  Formulamatic.

Spoiler:  Good guys win.  Bad guy loses.  Pepper isn't in it.  Hulk has love interest.  Fail.  The guy with the arrows is Katnip Nevermiss minus the tits.  

New superhero emerges.  We'll call him Metrosexual Man because he's just so sensitive and in touch with his feelings.  He's kinda like a red-skinned enuch in tights with a cape.  

If you can fly why do you need a cape?  Answer:  So you can look fabulous.

I am sure most of GD will love it.
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No steamed clams?
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 12:57:26 AM EDT
I hate super hero movies.  So lame.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 12:58:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TontoGoldstein:
I am sure most of GD will love it.
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Yep.  The guys here will watch anything.  And like most everything.  There was a thread about what a good movie "Tammy" is.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 1:03:31 AM EDT
Why spend good money going to see a genre of movie you don't like?
Lame....
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 1:10:15 AM EDT
I just got back from it too, and I DID love it. Fer pete's sake it's based on a comic book! I wasn't expecting gone with the wind.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 1:28:20 AM EDT
If you don't like comic book movies, why the fuck did you go see it on opening night and take a seat away from someone who would have actually enjoyed it?



I hate chick flicks... and that means I don't go watch some stupid shit like "The Fault In Our Stars" and then bitch about it on the internet.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 1:32:30 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Capt_Rhodes:
Yep.  The guys here will watch anything.  And like most everything.  There was a thread about what a good movie "Tammy" is.

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Originally Posted By Capt_Rhodes:



Originally Posted By TontoGoldstein:

I am sure most of GD will love it.




Yep.  The guys here will watch anything.  And like most everything.  There was a thread about what a good movie "Tammy" is.

lol the Marvel movie project is probably the most original and ambitious thing to come along in Hollywood for a long long time.  20 years o movies all tying in together?  fucking genius.



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 1:40:38 AM EDT
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I caught a 7:30pm showing of it and thought it was pretty good. I'm all about the Marvel movies and although it was good, the first Avengers was a bit better and Winter Soldier is still the most well done Marvel movie to date. There are quite a few quiet times in the movie and some parts that make you go , but overall it was worth the watch and I'll definitely buy it on bluray.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 1:46:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TontoGoldstein:
Spoiler alert!

Bored to death.  I just am not nerd enough for this.  Lame jokes.  Lame penis jokes.....lots of penis jokes.

I guess the one-liners were supposed to be funny.  Just didn't do it for me.  Yes, Stan Lee is in it.  Formulamatic.

Spoiler:  Good guys win.  Bad guy loses.  Pepper isn't in it.  Hulk has love interest.  Fail.  The guy with the arrows is Katnip Nevermiss minus the tits.  

New superhero emerges.  We'll call him Metrosexual Man because he's just so sensitive and in touch with his feelings.  He's kinda like a red-skinned enuch in tights with a cape.  

If you can fly why do you need a cape?  Answer:  So you can look fabulous.

I am sure most of GD will love it.
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13er's.  When will it end.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 1:59:52 AM EDT
I thought the first one was lame.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 2:11:22 AM EDT
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I thought the first one was lame.
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Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:17:12 AM EDT
Age of Ultron was incredible.  Really, really good movie.  Whedon hit a grand slam with his last at-bat for Marvel.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:24:11 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Cypher214:
If you don't like comic book movies, why the fuck did you go see it on opening night and take a seat away from someone who would have actually enjoyed it?

I hate chick flicks... and that means I don't go watch some stupid shit like "The Fault In Our Stars" and then bitch about it on the internet.
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That poor comic book movie lover left out in the cold because OP bought "their" ticket.  Stupidest thing I have read in a while.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:30:52 AM EDT
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13er's.  When will it end.
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Originally Posted By NormallyAspirated2:
Originally Posted By TontoGoldstein:
Spoiler alert!

Bored to death.  I just am not nerd enough for this.  Lame jokes.  Lame penis jokes.....lots of penis jokes.

I guess the one-liners were supposed to be funny.  Just didn't do it for me.  Yes, Stan Lee is in it.  Formulamatic.

Spoiler:  Good guys win.  Bad guy loses.  Pepper isn't in it.  Hulk has love interest.  Fail.  The guy with the arrows is Katnip Nevermiss minus the tits.  

New superhero emerges.  We'll call him Metrosexual Man because he's just so sensitive and in touch with his feelings.  He's kinda like a red-skinned enuch in tights with a cape.  

If you can fly why do you need a cape?  Answer:  So you can look fabulous.

I am sure most of GD will love it.


13er's.  When will it end.


In 2016 when 14'ers become the new 13'ers?
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 9:01:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TontoGoldstein:
Spoiler alert!

Bored to death.  I just am not nerd enough for this.  Lame jokes.  Lame penis jokes.....lots of penis jokes.

I guess the one-liners were supposed to be funny.  Just didn't do it for me.  Yes, Stan Lee is in it.  Formulamatic.

Spoiler:  Good guys win.  Bad guy loses.  Pepper isn't in it.  Hulk has love interest.  Fail.  The guy with the arrows is Katnip Nevermiss minus the tits.  

New superhero emerges.  We'll call him Metrosexual Man because he's just so sensitive and in touch with his feelings.  He's kinda like a red-skinned enuch in tights with a cape.  

If you can fly why do you need a cape?  Answer:  So you can look fabulous.

I am sure most of GD will love it.
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Vision. His name is Vision, and he is kinda of a big deal in the avengers storyline.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 9:48:03 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By TheWenisPrinkle:


Vision. His name is Vision, and he is kinda of a big deal in the avengers storyline.
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Originally Posted By TheWenisPrinkle:
Originally Posted By TontoGoldstein:
Spoiler alert!

Bored to death.  I just am not nerd enough for this.  Lame jokes.  Lame penis jokes.....lots of penis jokes.

I guess the one-liners were supposed to be funny.  Just didn't do it for me.  Yes, Stan Lee is in it.  Formulamatic.

Spoiler:  Good guys win.  Bad guy loses.  Pepper isn't in it.  Hulk has love interest.  Fail.  The guy with the arrows is Katnip Nevermiss minus the tits.  

New superhero emerges.  We'll call him Metrosexual Man because he's just so sensitive and in touch with his feelings.  He's kinda like a red-skinned enuch in tights with a cape.  

If you can fly why do you need a cape?  Answer:  So you can look fabulous.

I am sure most of GD will love it.


Vision. His name is Vision, and he is kinda of a big deal in the avengers storyline.



Naw, he's so fucking edgy because he went to a superhero comic book movie and decided it was too silly for him.  
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 9:55:21 AM EDT
I don't like superhero movies.

So, I'm going to go to one of the most anticipated superhero movies of the year on opening weekend.

I'm going to make fun of capes.

Then, I'm going to start a thread talking about how gay the superhero movie I just saw was.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 9:55:37 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Capt_Rhodes:


Yep.  The guys here will watch anything.  And like most everything.  There was a thread about what a good movie "Tammy" is.
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Originally Posted By Capt_Rhodes:
Originally Posted By TontoGoldstein:
I am sure most of GD will love it.


Yep.  The guys here will watch anything.  And like most everything.  There was a thread about what a good movie "Tammy" is.


You've been here long enough to know that GD's opinion of any movie can't be trusted.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 9:55:57 AM EDT
I'm an arfcommer, and I'm way too cool to like what normal people like.


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