Just got back from seeing Avengers: Age of Ultron.....or whatever.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Just got back from seeing Avengers: Age of Ultron.....or whatever.

Posted: 5/1/2015 12:40:44 AM EDT

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Bored to death. I just am not nerd enough for this. Lame jokes. Lame penis jokes.....lots of penis jokes.

I guess the one-liners were supposed to be funny. Just didn't do it for me. Yes, Stan Lee is in it. Formulamatic.

Spoiler: Good guys win. Bad guy loses. Pepper isn't in it. Hulk has love interest. Fail. The guy with the arrows is Katnip Nevermiss minus the tits.

New superhero emerges. We'll call him Metrosexual Man because he's just so sensitive and in touch with his feelings. He's kinda like a red-skinned enuch in tights with a cape.

If you can fly why do you need a cape? Answer: So you can look fabulous.

I am sure most of GD will love it.

Posted: 5/1/2015 12:55:32 AM EDT

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Spoiler alert!

Bored to death. I just am not nerd enough for this. Lame jokes. Lame penis jokes.....lots of penis jokes.

I guess the one-liners were supposed to be funny. Just didn't do it for me. Yes, Stan Lee is in it. Formulamatic.

Spoiler: Good guys win. Bad guy loses. Pepper isn't in it. Hulk has love interest. Fail. The guy with the arrows is Katnip Nevermiss minus the tits.

New superhero emerges. We'll call him Metrosexual Man because he's just so sensitive and in touch with his feelings. He's kinda like a red-skinned enuch in tights with a cape.

If you can fly why do you need a cape? Answer: So you can look fabulous.

I am sure most of GD will love it.

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No steamed clams?

Posted: 5/1/2015 12:57:26 AM EDT

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I hate super hero movies. So lame.

Posted: 5/1/2015 12:58:33 AM EDT

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Yep. The guys here will watch anything. And like most everything. There was a thread about what a good movie "Tammy" is.

Posted: 5/1/2015 1:03:31 AM EDT

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Why spend good money going to see a genre of movie you don't like?
Lame....

Posted: 5/1/2015 1:10:15 AM EDT

[#5]

I just got back from it too, and I DID love it. Fer pete's sake it's based on a comic book! I wasn't expecting gone with the wind.

Posted: 5/1/2015 1:28:20 AM EDT

[#6]

If you don't like comic book movies, why the fuck did you go see it on opening night and take a seat away from someone who would have actually enjoyed it?

I hate chick flicks... and that means I don't go watch some stupid shit like "The Fault In Our Stars" and then bitch about it on the internet.

Posted: 5/1/2015 1:32:30 AM EDT

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Yep. The guys here will watch anything. And like most everything. There was a thread about what a good movie "Tammy" is.

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I am sure most of GD will love it.

Yep. The guys here will watch anything. And like most everything. There was a thread about what a good movie "Tammy" is.

lol the Marvel movie project is probably the most original and ambitious thing to come along in Hollywood for a long long time. 20 years o movies all tying in together? fucking genius.

Posted: 5/1/2015 1:40:38 AM EDT

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I caught a 7:30pm showing of it and thought it was pretty good. I'm all about the Marvel movies and although it was good, the first Avengers was a bit better and Winter Soldier is still the most well done Marvel movie to date. There are quite a few quiet times in the movie and some parts that make you go

, but overall it was worth the watch and I'll definitely buy it on bluray.

Posted: 5/1/2015 1:46:58 AM EDT

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Spoiler alert!

Bored to death. I just am not nerd enough for this. Lame jokes. Lame penis jokes.....lots of penis jokes.

I guess the one-liners were supposed to be funny. Just didn't do it for me. Yes, Stan Lee is in it. Formulamatic.

Spoiler: Good guys win. Bad guy loses. Pepper isn't in it. Hulk has love interest. Fail. The guy with the arrows is Katnip Nevermiss minus the tits.

New superhero emerges. We'll call him Metrosexual Man because he's just so sensitive and in touch with his feelings. He's kinda like a red-skinned enuch in tights with a cape.

If you can fly why do you need a cape? Answer: So you can look fabulous.

I am sure most of GD will love it.

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13er's. When will it end.

Posted: 5/1/2015 1:59:52 AM EDT

[#10]

I thought the first one was lame.

Posted: 5/1/2015 2:11:22 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/2/2015 8:17:12 AM EDT

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Age of Ultron was incredible. Really, really good movie. Whedon hit a grand slam with his last at-bat for Marvel.

Posted: 5/2/2015 8:24:11 AM EDT

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If you don't like comic book movies, why the fuck did you go see it on opening night and take a seat away from someone who would have actually enjoyed it?

I hate chick flicks... and that means I don't go watch some stupid shit like "The Fault In Our Stars" and then bitch about it on the internet.

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That poor comic book movie lover left out in the cold because OP bought "their" ticket. Stupidest thing I have read in a while.

Posted: 5/2/2015 8:30:52 AM EDT

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13er's. When will it end.

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Spoiler alert!

Bored to death. I just am not nerd enough for this. Lame jokes. Lame penis jokes.....lots of penis jokes.

I guess the one-liners were supposed to be funny. Just didn't do it for me. Yes, Stan Lee is in it. Formulamatic.

Spoiler: Good guys win. Bad guy loses. Pepper isn't in it. Hulk has love interest. Fail. The guy with the arrows is Katnip Nevermiss minus the tits.

New superhero emerges. We'll call him Metrosexual Man because he's just so sensitive and in touch with his feelings. He's kinda like a red-skinned enuch in tights with a cape.

If you can fly why do you need a cape? Answer: So you can look fabulous.

I am sure most of GD will love it.

13er's. When will it end.

In 2016 when 14'ers become the new 13'ers?

Posted: 5/2/2015 9:01:39 AM EDT

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Spoiler alert!

Bored to death. I just am not nerd enough for this. Lame jokes. Lame penis jokes.....lots of penis jokes.

I guess the one-liners were supposed to be funny. Just didn't do it for me. Yes, Stan Lee is in it. Formulamatic.

Spoiler: Good guys win. Bad guy loses. Pepper isn't in it. Hulk has love interest. Fail. The guy with the arrows is Katnip Nevermiss minus the tits.

New superhero emerges. We'll call him Metrosexual Man because he's just so sensitive and in touch with his feelings. He's kinda like a red-skinned enuch in tights with a cape.

If you can fly why do you need a cape? Answer: So you can look fabulous.

I am sure most of GD will love it.

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Vision. His name is Vision, and he is kinda of a big deal in the avengers storyline.

Posted: 5/2/2015 9:48:03 AM EDT

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Vision. His name is Vision, and he is kinda of a big deal in the avengers storyline.

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Spoiler alert!

Bored to death. I just am not nerd enough for this. Lame jokes. Lame penis jokes.....lots of penis jokes.

I guess the one-liners were supposed to be funny. Just didn't do it for me. Yes, Stan Lee is in it. Formulamatic.

Spoiler: Good guys win. Bad guy loses. Pepper isn't in it. Hulk has love interest. Fail. The guy with the arrows is Katnip Nevermiss minus the tits.

New superhero emerges. We'll call him Metrosexual Man because he's just so sensitive and in touch with his feelings. He's kinda like a red-skinned enuch in tights with a cape.

If you can fly why do you need a cape? Answer: So you can look fabulous.

I am sure most of GD will love it.

Vision. His name is Vision, and he is kinda of a big deal in the avengers storyline.

Naw, he's so fucking edgy because he went to a superhero comic book movie and decided it was too silly for him.

Posted: 5/2/2015 9:55:21 AM EDT

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I don't like superhero movies.

So, I'm going to go to one of the most anticipated superhero movies of the year on opening weekend.

I'm going to make fun of capes.

Then, I'm going to start a thread talking about how gay the superhero movie I just saw was.