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Posted: 8/13/2007 3:23:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2007 5:29:57 PM EDT by axl]
Here's the situation. You have three months to live. Verified terminal disease by several physicians, no way out. In ninety days or so you'll be taking the forever plus dirt nap. So you have insurance that will pay $300,00 upon death BUT it's double indemnity if its accidental and since you have a wife kids ect it would be very much in their benefit if they had the money. How would you do it to make sure it would definitely be ruled as an accident? If determined to be suicide you'd lose all. Here's my plan. Hunting excursion, crossing fence with loaded rifle. Locate a small 10" twig from the immediate area that matches surrounding trees exactly. Pull down a limber limb from overhead tree. Tie clear fishing line to end of twig and limb. Step into fence, push loaded /safety off gun to the front, lean forward over fence, point muzzle of gun to something vital, push trigger with twig, bang!, you dead, fall over fence, gun forward, twig is jerked above and out of sight by limber limb.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 3:24:17 PM EDT
Car accident.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 3:25:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 3:25:26 PM EDT
Problem with that is witnesses plus might hurt someone else.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 3:26:34 PM EDT

You apparently have alot of free time on your hands if you think up shit like this


A whole six minutes or so.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 3:28:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By axl:
Problem with that is witnesses plus might hurt someone else.


I'll just quit watching out for drunk messkins.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 3:28:37 PM EDT
There was a CSI-Las Vegas episode about that.
Sorry, i have nothing to add.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 3:30:15 PM EDT
SCUBA diving accident.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 3:32:21 PM EDT

SCUBA diving accident.


That's a good one but would be out of context if you never had done that before. Needs to be something in the aspect of normal daily activities.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 3:34:00 PM EDT
I believe in a life after this one, and I believe that God would not appreciate someone terminating their life before their time. My father was sent home from the hospital with liver failure this past spring and told that there was nothing they could do for him. We had his will made out and his funreal arrangements all taken care of. Two weeks after the first hospital sent him home we took him to the emergency room at another hospital and two weeks after that he had a liver transplant. He is now recovering and looking forward to having another 20 years or so on planet Earth. Miracles happen. I wouldn't sell my soul for $300,000.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 3:40:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2007 3:41:05 PM EDT by Searcherfortruth]
It's fraud if you were to do something like that on purpose.

1st make sure you have a 2nd opinion about your health.

I would then do all the things I wouldn't normally do, like bull riding, parachuting, platform jumping etc, & count myself lucky each day I survived a new experience.

I would hunt dangerous game, & just generally do very hazardous activities that have always made me go huh?
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 3:40:44 PM EDT
Nobody can top it?
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:01:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By axl:
Nobody can top it?



Just for the sake of argument-----

Motorcycle, late at night, 100mph, concrete wall.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:03:04 PM EDT
Hookers and blow.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:10:50 PM EDT

10' twig


I think a 10' twig is called a branch.

Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:18:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
I believe in a life after this one, and I believe that God would not appreciate someone terminating their life before their time. My father was sent home from the hospital with liver failure this past spring and told that there was nothing they could do for him. We had his will made out and his funeral arrangements all taken care of. Two weeks after the first hospital sent him home we took him to the emergency room at another hospital and two weeks after that he had a liver transplant. He is now recovering and looking forward to having another 20 years or so on planet Earth. Miracles happen. I wouldn't sell my soul for $300,000.


I agree , and if you screw it up and get caught your family gets nada!

I would suggest instead of thinking up junk like this to beat somebody out of money that isn't yours that you spend the time working a second job or some overtime and buy better insurance !
I know you said it was just for discussion but I am just saying .
Link Posted: 8/14/2007 3:47:29 AM EDT
12 gauge slug in ass, sit on something that fires the primer. Leave computer screen on Arfcom post of previous activities regarding said shell and there you have it!
Link Posted: 8/14/2007 3:51:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 15jonshoot:
Jealous husband. Bang, it's over.


Yeah, keep screwing different women till you're killed by a jealous boyfriend\husband
Link Posted: 8/14/2007 3:52:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wave:
You apparently have alot of free time on your hands if you think up shit like this.


Originally Posted By axl:
Here's the situation. You have three months to live. Verified terminal disease by several physicians, no way out. In ninety days or so you'll be taking the forever plus dirt nap. So you have insurance that will pay $300,00 upon death BUT it's double indemnity if its accidental and since you have a wife kids ect it would be very much in their benefit if they had the money. How would you do it to make sure it would definitely be ruled as an accident? If determined to be suicide you'd lose all. Here's my plan. Hunting excursion, crossing fence with loaded rifle. Locate a small 10' twig from the immediate area that matches surrounding trees exactly. Pull down a limber limb from overhead tree. Tie clear fishing line to end of twig. Step into fence, push loaded /safety off gun to the front, lean forward over fence, point muzzle of gun to something vital, push trigger with twig, bang!, you dead, fall over fence, gun forward, twig is jerked above and out of sight by limber limb.




That can't beat this:


Originally Posted By pulpsmack:
Going out ARFCOM Style...

'92' Crown Victoria with police cage & blackout tint: $3,250
6 oz Ether: $300 (from chem student)
4 Shovels: $81.50
4 Illegal day workers: $120 for 1/2 day work
Gas to turn them in to INS: $4.13 (-$120 )
Basket: $7.99
Pink satin ribbon: $4.50
Hot glue gun: $19.99
100' nylon rope: $15.00
Kittens: Free

1. Tie adorable pink ribbons into bows
2. Affix bows around kittens' necks and on baskets with (hot glue... not the kittens)
3. Affix kittens to basket if they will not remain still by hot glueing at least 2 feet to basket (yes, now the kittens). Allow 2 at least hours for them to calm down
4. Hire migrant workers and drive them to park college campus early in the morning
5. Have them dig a 6' pit with ladder holes on one side, and cut tree boughs
6. Return them to INS
7. Drive back to site and cover hole with boughs
8. Retrieve 25' of rope cut from the 100' and basket in car
9. Affix rope to basket handle
10. Climb tree and affix rope to overhanging bough ensuring the basket dangles inches over the boughs.
11. Slither into pit and wait for hilarity to ensue with rag and bottle of ether.
12. Replace boughs as coeds fall through into the tiger trap, periodically checking to make sure minors do not fall under your spell.. make scary noises and rustle bushes as necessary to repell them.
13. When pit is filled with unconscious coeds or night falls, escort your favorite picks to the crown vic. using remaining 75' of rope for attitude adjustment
14. Drive them to your love den, you stallion!
15. Lather, rinse, repeat

That's around $3700 for startup and @ $200 for "refills"

Setting aside 5 refills you have under $5k tied up into 6 love adventures where you'll have to beat them off with a stick... or perhaps you'll have to beat them with a stick to beat off.

That leaves a solid $45k to stock up on Class III, EBRs, ammo, survival hookers & blow, and a reinforced hideout for that alamo stand when the jig is up.



Link Posted: 8/14/2007 4:26:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/14/2007 4:27:19 AM EDT by Bubbles]
Nothing involving a firearm b/c I wouldn't want to give the anti's the ammo (another "gun death" statistic), so I'd have to go with a car accident as well.

Heck, the correct question should be: Who would you whack before your ticket gets punched? Because if you've only got 90 days it's not like the death penalty is a deterrant.
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