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Posted: 6/1/2008 3:03:48 PM EDT
And im still hungry.. WTF!!

Edit: Im eating 2-3 for lunch and 2-4 for dinner since this was created....Damn things are good.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:04:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:06:06 PM EDT
Dude, you aren't going to shit for a week.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:07:10 PM EDT
Throw in some burritos so you can shit all week.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:07:49 PM EDT
I can barely get down two.

Five would kill me.  
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:08:57 PM EDT

Quoted:
Dude, you aren't going to shit for a week.


But once he does, it's going to be epic.  And liquid.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:09:14 PM EDT
dibs on guns and ammo
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:10:09 PM EDT
Jim Gaffigan's got your number

Hot Pockets
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:10:31 PM EDT
Dibs and knives and flashlights.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:11:37 PM EDT
I just ate 3 quarter pounders 3 mcfish and 20 mcnuggets. And i want an apple pie with that
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:11:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:14:30 PM EDT

Quoted:

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Dude, you aren't going to shit for a week.


But once he does, it's going to be epic.  And liquid.


Since we are on the topic, What happened to the guy that said he hasn't shit for 2 weeks? Last I heard he downed a bottle of castol oil and was waiting for the results.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:15:33 PM EDT
I just ate 20 pizza rolls and a bowl of Fruity Pebbles.  It's what's for dinner!
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:15:33 PM EDT

Quoted:
Jim Gaffigan's got your number

Hot Pockets


This was the first thought that went through my mind.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:17:09 PM EDT
We had someone eat styrofoam shipping peanuts...don't know how that came out.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:17:19 PM EDT
diarrhea pocket

wiki of hotpockets is hilarious
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Pockets

Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:19:11 PM EDT

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We had someone eat styrofoam shipping peanuts...don't know how that came out.


Probably about the same as it went in.  
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:47:30 PM EDT

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Jim Gaffigan's got your number

Hot Pockets


Saw him do that bit live.  Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe and was crying.  My secretary was about to eat a hotpocket the other day and I made her watch that clip before doing so.  
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:49:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:49:05 PM EDT
Smokin' the reefer, are you?
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 3:50:11 PM EDT
Dibs on your Pez dispensers.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:05:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:07:03 PM EDT

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I just ate 20 pizza rolls and a bowl of Fruity Pebbles.  It's what's for dinner!


only 20?

Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:07:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:08:58 PM EDT
Your probably pregnant.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:10:07 PM EDT
what are they?
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:10:50 PM EDT
k
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:12:03 PM EDT
I once ate ten McDonald's cheeseburgers, an order of fries, and a coke, at one sitting. In about twenty minutes, you'll feel the same as I did on that fateful night.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:14:34 PM EDT
I predict the 'Dumb & Dumber' bathroom scene in your future.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:15:39 PM EDT
Dhiarhea pocket!
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:16:36 PM EDT
is your hot pocket cold in the middle?
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:28:05 PM EDT

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diarrhea pocket

wiki of hotpockets is hilarious
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Pockets



"are often known for a "sleeve" or "crisper" (technically, a susceptor), "


That just sounds all wrong...
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:29:03 PM EDT
you guys actually get diarrhea from Hot Pockets? wow
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:31:03 PM EDT

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Quoted:
Dude, you aren't going to shit for a week.


But once he does, it's going to be epic.  And liquid.


It's gonna be like the breaking of the choad dam with liquid shooting out after the initial cork blows loose.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:32:09 PM EDT
Mom been drinkin' again?  
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:39:24 PM EDT
You guys have some amazingly clean diets.  You must be so proud.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:43:36 PM EDT
dibs on cars, and tacticool and tactical gear
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:43:43 PM EDT
Congrats.

You just took in your entire saturated fat content for the next week.  Now, you won't have to worry about it.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:44:25 PM EDT

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You guys have some amazingly clean diets.  You must be so proud.

Along with turning in six figures a year, supermodel wives and girlfriends and a humongous firearms collection, the vast majority of Arfcom dines on prime rib, steak and lobster on a regular basis.  Didn't you know this?

Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:45:23 PM EDT

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you guys actually get diarrhea from Hot Pockets? wow


I was thinking the same thing... Try a Pork Rib and Clam Chowder MRE... I ate 2 in one night..then got to hang out in a porta-shiter for about 40 minutes or so and got to experience exactly, "how'd that shit get sprayed there?"
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:48:13 PM EDT

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Congrats.

You just took in your entire saturated fat content for the next week.  Now, you won't have to worry about it.


And, I think, technically you haven't even eaten any meat!!
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:48:58 PM EDT

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Quoted:
Dude, you aren't going to shit for a week.


But once he does, it's going to be epic.  And liquid.


It's gonna be like the breaking of the choad dam with liquid shooting out after the initial cork blows loose.


"hit a dime at seven yards"?
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 4:51:11 PM EDT
Caliente Pocket!
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 5:03:33 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 5:16:33 PM EDT

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I just ate 20 pizza rolls and a bowl of Fruity Pebbles.  It's what's for dinner!


only 20?



It's all that was left in the bag.  

The instructions said, "For best results, only cook 6 at a time."  My response was "fuck that" and filled the plate.
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 5:21:56 PM EDT
Loki what do you weigh? Collage student by chance? Man I dont think I can hold 5 of those things reguardless of how good they may be
Link Posted: 6/1/2008 5:27:53 PM EDT

Quoted:
Jim Gaffigan's got your number

Hot Pockets


Hoooot pocket! I love this dude! Me and some friends went to watch his show when he came down to San Antonio. Funny as hell!!
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 4:42:53 AM EDT

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Loki what do you weigh? Collage student by chance? Man I dont think I can hold 5 of those things reguardless of how good they may be


150 and no school. Was home after work and just hungry. I have stages like that where ill eat everythign i have. I normally dont eat much at all...
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 4:46:49 AM EDT

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Dude, you aren't going to shit for a week.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 7:17:55 AM EDT

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Loki what do you weigh? Collage student by chance? Man I dont think I can hold 5 of those things reguardless of how good they may be


150 and no collage. Was home after work and just hungry. I have stages like that where ill eat everythign i have. I normally dont eat much at all...


Hey look at me, I'm a COLLAGE student!
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:12:54 AM EDT

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Loki what do you weigh? Collage student by chance? Man I dont think I can hold 5 of those things reguardless of how good they may be


150 and no collage. Was home after work and just hungry. I have stages like that where ill eat everythign i have. I normally dont eat much at all...


Hey look at me, I'm a COLLAGE student!
www.firelands.bgsu.edu/arts/ccct/media/images/caryl_collage-00.jpg


I r smrt...  
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