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Posted: 6/2/2001 6:11:24 PM EDT
As I noted earlier: Thanks for all the well wishes. Got back from the clubs at 3am last night stinkin' of stripper smell(that combination of body lotion, perfume and cigarettes)and I still wanted to get married so I must be doing the right thing. I only reconsidered briefly because one looked like a 1984 Traci Lords, but I knew she was probably f*cked in the head. So I'm still feeling like a lotto winner. I have noticed the impending wedding sex is getting "longer, harder, faster." Am I just being fattened up for the kill? Or did the girl just find the turbo drive? Well the limo picks me up for the airport in 9 hours si I gotta keep gettin my crap together.
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 6:13:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/3/2001 5:15:31 AM EDT by Striker]
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 6:17:44 PM EDT
heh-heh-heh-heh... Unless you've been there, buddy--- Best wishes. We'll be seein' ya!
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 6:20:30 PM EDT
Your first AR15.com post card. Wish You Where Here. Best Wishes to you both and have a great time. [beer] [sniper]
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 6:24:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 10:05:02 PM EDT
Good luck, have a great time, and come back soon if you wife lets you.[;)] Just kidding, any girlfriend/wife that posts here among all the horn-dogs and social retards must be a pretty good catch.
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 10:35:02 PM EDT
WE LOVE YOU STEYR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 10:39:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/3/2001 1:50:33 AM EDT
1984 Traci Lords look-a-like....... **Sigh** I hate you now. (obviously I'm kidding). But then again.... 1984 Traci Lords....
Link Posted: 6/3/2001 1:54:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Captain Obvious: WE LOVE YOU STEYR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm sure you do... ...ya homo. Good luck Steyr, and DONT LET HER TOUCH THE CAKE! Jewbroni~
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