As I noted earlier:

Thanks for all the well wishes.

Got back from the clubs at 3am last night stinkin' of stripper smell(that combination of body lotion, perfume and cigarettes)and I still wanted to get married so I must be doing the right thing.

I only reconsidered briefly because one looked like a 1984 Traci Lords, but I knew she was probably f*cked in the head. So I'm still feeling like a lotto winner.

I have noticed the impending wedding sex is getting "longer, harder, faster." Am I just being fattened up for the kill? Or did the girl just find the turbo drive?

Well the limo picks me up for the airport in 9 hours si I gotta keep gettin my crap together.

heh-heh-heh-heh...

Unless you've been there, buddy---

Best wishes.  We'll be seein' ya!

Your first AR15.com post card.  Wish You Where Here. Best Wishes to you both and have a great time. [beer] [sniper]

Good luck, have a great time, and come back soon if you wife lets you.[;)]

Just kidding, any girlfriend/wife that posts here among all the horn-dogs and social retards must be a pretty good catch.

WE LOVE YOU STEYR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1984 Traci Lords look-a-like.......  **Sigh**

I hate you now.  (obviously I'm kidding).

But then again.... 1984 Traci Lords....

I'm sure you do...


...ya homo.


Good luck Steyr, and DONT LET HER TOUCH THE CAKE!

Jewbroni~