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Posted: 1/7/2015 7:19:19 AM EDT

Link Posted: 1/7/2015 7:20:38 AM EDT
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I don't have to start thinking until 7:30.


Link Posted: 1/7/2015 7:24:01 AM EDT
[#2]
WAT
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 7:24:44 AM EDT
[#3]
Fantastic
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 7:25:13 AM EDT
[#4]
I understood all but one...

Man cooled to absolute 0, but ok now...
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 7:26:27 AM EDT
[#5]
ok

some of those were pretty funny
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 7:28:02 AM EDT
[#6]
Thanks!  That started the day off with a few good laughs!  
 
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 7:28:14 AM EDT
[#7]
You can lead a horticulture.....but you can't make her think.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 7:33:15 AM EDT
[#8]
Zero Kelvin.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 7:33:26 AM EDT
[#9]
Guy walks into a bar and says, "Give me a martinus."

Bartender says, "You mean a martini?"

Guy says, "No, I just want the one."
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 7:35:51 AM EDT
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K is the abbreviation for Kelvin and Zero degrees Kelvin  (0K) is absolute zero.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 7:37:08 AM EDT
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K is the abbreviation for Kelvin and Zero degrees Kelvin  (0K) is absolute zero.
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I understood all but one...



Man cooled to absolute 0, but ok now...




K is the abbreviation for Kelvin and Zero degrees Kelvin  (0K) is absolute zero.
No degrees, just zero Kelvin.



 
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 7:41:06 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/7/2015 7:41:53 AM EDT
[#13]
I will fully admit I didn't get some of them.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:01:11 AM EDT
[#14]
Is it solipsistic in this thread, or is it just me?
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:03:52 AM EDT
[#15]
What's the kitten one?  I don't get it.

Is MEW a friction constant?  Mass energy work thing?

Or is it something else altogether?
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:05:29 AM EDT
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What's the kitten one?  I don't get it.



Is MEW a friction constant?  Mass energy work thing?



Or is it something else altogether?

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Mu, mew.

u (mew) is often used for the friction coefficient in physics.



 
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:06:55 AM EDT
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0 Kelvin?
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:09:44 AM EDT
[#18]
Mmmm indeed.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:11:11 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:11:46 AM EDT
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Mu, mew.
u (mew) is often used for the friction coefficient in physics.
 
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What's the kitten one?  I don't get it.

Is MEW a friction constant?  Mass energy work thing?

Or is it something else altogether?
Mu, mew.
u (mew) is often used for the friction coefficient in physics.
 

Thanks, Doc.  It was bothering me.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:15:11 AM EDT
[#21]


That smarts
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:16:16 AM EDT
[#22]
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0 Kelvin?
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I understood all but one...

Man cooled to absolute 0, but ok now...

0 Kelvin?


[facepalm]

Thanks. I over thought it.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:17:52 AM EDT
[#23]
I am anything but an intellectual, but I understood those.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:22:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:25:28 AM EDT
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Thanks.  Those are funny as shit.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:27:31 AM EDT
[#26]
I raffed
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:28:01 AM EDT
[#27]
Creative but only a few were funny

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Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:29:19 AM EDT
[#28]
They can't be that intellectual, I got them.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:30:41 AM EDT
[#29]
The "Classless,... marxist utopia," one will be used today.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:32:18 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:34:04 AM EDT
[#31]
Didn't get the two crows on a branch, attempted murder.
Maybe I'm dense.

Or the batman.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:35:07 AM EDT
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A murder of crows
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:35:49 AM EDT
[#33]
Thanks, there is some really good subtle humor in there.

I did not get the one about two crows on a branch being attempted murder.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:36:32 AM EDT
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Flock of crows is called a murder of crows



 
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:37:21 AM EDT
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Na = sodium

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Link Posted: 1/7/2015 8:51:39 AM EDT
[#36]
Ok, thanks for the answers.

Just slow this morning
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 9:05:15 AM EDT
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O degrees Kelvin


 



ETA: I don't read further before I Post
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 9:10:51 AM EDT
[#38]
alas, I have fallen off my sauropod


Link Posted: 1/7/2015 9:18:05 AM EDT
[#39]
Good stuff.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 9:22:19 AM EDT
[#40]
That is awesome!



Link Posted: 1/7/2015 9:25:06 AM EDT
[#41]


Funny stuff.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 9:29:41 AM EDT
[#42]
Had to look up tautology
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 9:32:39 AM EDT
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Didn't get the two crows on a branch, attempted murder.


Maybe I'm dense.



Flock of crows is called a murder of crows


 
3 or more crows together = a murder of crows. So two is almost a murder.





 
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 9:33:14 AM EDT
[#44]
I definitely laughed at sodium batman.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 9:33:20 AM EDT
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Yeah, Im there w ya.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 9:34:48 AM EDT
[#46]
Ironically, I've been watching Frasier on Netflix.
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 9:34:48 AM EDT
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0 K


zero K




pretty damn funny
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 9:34:56 AM EDT
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I definitely laughed at sodium batman.
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That's one of the ones I don't understand, please explain. Na na na = salt salt salt. I would guess.





 
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 9:35:19 AM EDT
[#49]
DUPE

 
Link Posted: 1/7/2015 9:37:04 AM EDT
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