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Posted: 7/22/2008 12:57:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 12:57:37 PM EDT by A-nus]
This was a chain email, i thought it was pretty funny and a search turned up nothing;


BIKER STORY Receives New York Times Best



A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the

lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and

tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming

parents.



The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on

the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back

letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents,

who thank him endlessly.



A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event.



The reporter addressing the biker says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and

brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.'



The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars.

I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.'



The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a

journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have

this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what

political affiliation do you have?''



The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'



The journalist leaves.



The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed

brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page: *



U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH




Link Posted: 7/22/2008 1:00:03 PM EDT
Sad but true.........
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 1:05:25 PM EDT
I kind of like: Hired Killer Beats Caged Animal While Helpless Child Looks On
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 1:17:42 PM EDT
Did you hear how the NYT plans on covering Armegeddon?

"WORLD ENDING---MINORITES AND WOMEN HIT HARDEST"
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