Tall Trees


It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but,
here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if  that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Oldie but goodie in the clean joke category


Another:

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children?


Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel

Quoted: Oldie but goodie in the clean joke category Another: Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel

Never heard that before. That was funny.

This is the only clean joke I know:

A man went to a cafe and ordered his coffee without cream.  Minutes later the waitress came back and ask:

"We are all out of cream.  Would you like your coffee without milk?"

Good stuff......

From Calvin and Hobbes:

How many boards would the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?