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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 7/10/2002 9:41:06 AM EST
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground! As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds. As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight. "Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied. "Those were Texans with all the crap scared out of them!" Ooooooooo am I gonna get flamed for this or what??? :)
Link Posted: 7/10/2002 10:16:11 AM EST
Naw, not at all! We Texans have a lot of sympathy for anyone having to reside in the People's Republic of Chicago![:D] No, I said it right, [b]Chicago 'the rest of the state be damned' Illinois[/b]! Eric The(GunRights?WeDon'tNeedNoSteenkingGunRights­)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 7/10/2002 1:15:38 PM EST
Why is it called PMS ?
Link Posted: 7/10/2002 1:17:04 PM EST
Mad Cow Disease was already taken !
Link Posted: 7/10/2002 2:18:52 PM EST
So, where is you joke posted?
Link Posted: 7/10/2002 2:53:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/10/2002 2:55:31 PM EST by OKLA_LAWMAN]
LOL
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