These jokes are reminding me of another one that, while you all have probably already heard it, is worth repeating. And who knows, maybe a few of you haven't.
Three sargents from three different countries, England, Canada and America, were bragging that their troops were the bravest. To settle the arguement, the Brit said, "I'll show you that England has the best troops. PRIVATE!" A private walked up and saluted.
"Private, take that pistol and shoot yourself in the head!" So the private did so and blew his brains out.
"Ahh, that's nothing." Said the Canadian. "PRIVATE!" A private walked up.
"Go to that cliff and jump off!" So the private did it, and was torn up on the sharp rocks below.
"I've got you all beat." Said the American, "Watch this. PRIVATE!" A private ran up.
"Private, get in that airplane, fly up to 10,000 feet, and jump out without a parachute!"
The private said, "F#@k you, sir!"
"See?" Said the American sargent, "Now THAT'S brave!"