A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a
voice call from behind a sand-dune.

"One Marine is better than ten taliban". The Taliban commander quickly
sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks
out and continues for a few minutes, then
silence. The voice then calls out "One Marine is better than one hundred
taliban". Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100  men    
over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes
of battle, again silence.

The voice calls out again "One Marine is better than one thousand
Taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and
sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out
as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban
fighter
crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his
commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two of
them.

Funny
MEOW!!

funny!!! whats up fluffy![):)]

Theres a Marine and two civilians that wreck on an Island..after a short while they are captured by canabals..the canabals tell them that the will be killed, eaten and their skin made into canoes.
but you get to choose how you die it is our custom.

1st civi..poison please.

he is poisened and his body is carried away.

2nd civi..just cut off my head.

his head is chopped off and his body carried away

Marine..just give me a FORK!

apon receiving the fork the Marine starts stabbing his body as fast as he can all over

Canibal..what are you doing????

Marine..let me see you make a canoe out of this MOTHERFUCKER!

OOH-RAH!!

LMAO

No_Expert