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Posted: 8/13/2007 4:59:28 AM EDT
might be old but here it is.


A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade
students.

'Human beings ; are the only animals that stutter', she
says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered', she
volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious
some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the
incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty
and the
rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we
knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

'That must've
been scary', said the teacher.

'It sure was', said the little
girl.

'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff,Fffff,
Fffff'...

And before he could say 'Fuck,' the rottweiler ate
him
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:03:47 AM EDT
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