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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 7/3/2002 1:41:27 PM EST
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
Link Posted: 7/3/2002 11:03:05 PM EST
Almost as old as the snake bite joke & the "you gonna die" punchline.
Link Posted: 7/3/2002 11:37:48 PM EST
WTH is a redneck doing with a cell phone? I thought those guys prided themselves on living life in the slow lane? he he
Link Posted: 7/3/2002 11:46:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/3/2002 11:48:29 PM EST by Lckydevl]
Ain't ya never heard of a Hightech Redneck! Edited to say: You ain't from around here, are ya boy?
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