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Posted: 9/15/2009 3:33:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2009 9:55:24 AM EST by Bowman1]
It slices, it dices, it juliennes, it chops hands off of intruders!

http://wbal.com/apps/news/templates/story.aspx?articleid=35608&zoneid=2


Police: JHU Student Killed Intruder With Samurai Sword

Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Steve Fermier and Associated Press
City police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi described the incident to WBAL's Steve Fermier


A Johns Hopkins University medical student armed with a samurai sword killed an intruder he discovered in his garage.

Police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi says campus police and an off-duty city officer responding to a call for a suspicious person heard screams to call police around 1:20 a.m. Tuesday in the 300 block of University Parkway.

Guglielmi says the student told the man he found inside his garage to leave and the man accosted him. That's when Guglielmi says the student defended himself, cutting off the man's hand and causing a severe laceration to his upper body.

He says the man died on the scene, but police are not yet releasing his name.

Police are interviewing the student and others and are talking to prosecutors about whether to file charges


Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:34:08 AM EST
DK-Prof is gonna like this!
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:34:41 AM EST
Nice!!! Good chop!
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:35:14 AM EST
Originally Posted By Bowman1:
It slices, it dices, it juliennes, it chops hands off of intruders!

http://wbal.com/apps/news/templates/story.aspx?articleid=35608&zoneid=2


Police: JHU Student Killed Intruder With Samurai Sword

Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Steve Fermier and Associated Press
City police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi described the incident to WBAL's Steve Fermier


A Johns Hopkins University medical student armed with a samurai sword killed an intruder he discovered in his garage.

Police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi says campus police and an off-duty city officer responding to a call for a suspicious person heard screams to call police around 1:20 a.m. Tuesday in the 300 block of University Parkway.

Guglielmi says the student told the man he found inside his garage to leave and the man accosted him. That's when Guglielmi says the student defended himself, cutting off the man's hand and causing a severe laceration to his upper body.

He says the man died on the scene, but police are not yet releasing his name.

Police are interviewing the student and others and are talking to prosecutors about whether to file charges




Good shoot.

Errrr, good slice!
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:35:38 AM EST
Hell yeah! Good chop indeed!
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:36:06 AM EST
People should know better than to break in a ninja's place
Play stupid games, get hacked the fuck up
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:36:45 AM EST
good slash.

Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:37:04 AM EST
Last time B&E for that guy
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:37:28 AM EST

Honorary Arfcom membership, I think.
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:37:38 AM EST
Imagine when the perp looked down and saw his hand missing, I bet that was a big WTF
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:39:31 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:39:47 AM EST
Act up, get hacked up!
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:39:50 AM EST


DAMN
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:41:32 AM EST
That guy seems handy with a sword.
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:42:36 AM EST
Duncan MacLeod's son?

Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:44:04 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:44:37 AM EST
Killing a man with a knife/samurai sword is pretty personal. Imagine the adrenaline dump
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:45:06 AM EST
I wonder if he is a starwars fan?

I know its not really funny, but I laughed a little when read that he choped his hand off.
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:45:18 AM EST
He broke in to offer a hand
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:45:23 AM EST
I hope they don't charge him...
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:45:36 AM EST
oh shit swords BAN THEM for the children..


Good chop,slash.slice.hack.
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:46:07 AM EST
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:46:23 AM EST
Don't fuck with the jedi master son!

Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:46:32 AM EST
Originally Posted By bear_grillz:
Killing a man with a knife/samurai sword is pretty personal. Imagine the adrenaline dump



Not to mention if he bladed at a 45 degree angle as well.
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:46:58 AM EST
Good shoot Slice' n' dice!!!!


Clean up on aisle 4
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:48:14 AM EST
Sword violence is on the rise. The government must seize control of the situation and stop the flood of swords onto the streets before the epidemic reaches epic proportions. Anyone can buy these things, and without even a "waiting period". Swords are designed with just one purpose, to chop people up. Do you really think these evil devices belong in the hands of anyone who can pony up the cash to buy one? Did the so-called criminal get any representation? A trial? No, he was brutally hacked to pieces with this fiendish piece of gear. We can't even trust LAW ENFORCEMENT to carry these evil things, and we all know police are almost infallible in their judgement. They must be banned, or at least heavily regulated.
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:49:59 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:50:29 AM EST
Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane:
Sword violence is on the rise. The government must seize control of the situation and stop the flood of swords onto the streets before the epidemic reaches epic proportions. Anyone can buy these things, and without even a "waiting period". Swords are designed with just one purpose, to chop people up. Do you really think these evil devices belong in the hands of anyone who can pony up the cash to buy one? Did the so-called criminal get any representation? A trial? No, he was brutally hacked to pieces with this fiendish piece of gear. We can't even trust LAW ENFORCEMENT to carry these evil things, and we all know police are almost infallible in their judgement. They must be banned, or at least heavily regulated.


I heard the homeowner used a sheath, you know, the shoulder thing that goes up
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:51:14 AM EST
Police: JHU Student Killed Intruder With Samurai Sword

Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Steve Fermier and Associated Press
City police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi described the incident to WBAL's Steve Fermier


A Johns Hopkins University medical student armed with a samurai sword killed an intruder he discovered in his garage.

Police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi says campus police and an off-duty city officer responding to a call for a suspicious person heard screams to call police around 1:20 a.m. Tuesday in the 300 block of University Parkway.

Guglielmi says the student told the man he found inside his garage to leave and the man accosted him. That's when Guglielmi says the student defended himself, cutting off the man's hand and causing a severe laceration to his upper body.

He says the man died on the scene, but police are not yet releasing his name.

Police are interviewing the student and others and are talking to prosecutors about whether to file charges




Surgeon?



Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:52:25 AM EST
did he blade his blade at 45 degs? or did he blade himself at 45 or both and if both would that be 90 degs or if both and would said 45 deg blades cancel out each other and thus no blading occured?
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:54:02 AM EST
His intended Five Finger Discount backfired
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:55:07 AM EST
Originally Posted By surveyor3:
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!


Yep, popped into my head immediately - knew someone would have it posted up!
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:56:33 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/15/2009 3:57:45 AM EST by sjerdude]
Originally Posted By bear_grillz:
Killing a man with a knife/samurai sword is pretty personal. Imagine the adrenaline dump


And he was blading at a 45

Dang beat by 10min

Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:56:48 AM EST
Here’s what a mass produced katana reproduction can do in the hands of some fat guys who know how to use swords.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olIgsALkPEs

It should be obvious that a sword can make you really dead, really fast.
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:58:19 AM EST
Lost a hand, then slaughtered? Another reason for British style sword and knife control!
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:58:56 AM EST
Coolest criminal population reduction this year.
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 3:59:35 AM EST
Originally Posted By TexasRooter:
Imagine when the perp looked down and saw his hand missing, I bet that was a big WTF



As I am a sick fuck,I want to know...Did the blood spurt from the stump like in the movies???

Chris
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 4:00:08 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 4:01:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 4:03:49 AM EST
Originally Posted By surveyor3:
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!


THIS.


Link Posted: 9/15/2009 4:09:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By surveyor3:
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

LOL

I would have shouted that as well :)
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 4:15:39 AM EST
Good another dead home invader.
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 4:22:41 AM EST
Give 'em a hand up off, not a handout...
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 4:22:57 AM EST
Benihana's is hiring!

Good chop-chop!

HH
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 4:23:33 AM EST
this story is awesome, but now they will ban swords
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 4:30:09 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 4:31:27 AM EST
Fucking WIN!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 4:33:35 AM EST
That was truly Karmatic Sharia at work.
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 4:34:53 AM EST
If you listen to the audio on the link, the perp had a long criminal history and just got out of jail on the 12th. What a surprise.......
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 4:36:45 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/15/2009 4:39:14 AM EST
Give him a hand!
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