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Posted: 9/2/2004 5:43:25 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/2/2004 11:02:13 AM EST by superdav]
WTF? These people are nuttier than squirrel shit, I heard this woman on rock103.com this morning, she said that Johan S. Bach is composing "fight songs" for the GOP and John Lennon is attending the convention and giving Bach permission to use his tunes. Oh, BTW Lennon has divorced Wako Ono and married Mary Marys.? Thats what she said.

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August 15, 2,004
Jesus' Endorsement

I come to you today as The Ruler Of The Kingdom Of God, which mankind often calls Heaven, to give you my endorsement for the reelection of President George W. Bush. I wish to express to you some of my reasons why I support President Bush.

Firstly, Muhammed came to me and begged me for assistance, that he needed troops to stop those who were destroying Islam, who would have led them into an attack on Israel, which would've plunged the entire world into chaos. Muhammed recognized Saddam Hussein as the greatest threat that exists to saving the world. I went to President Bush and encouraged him to act against Hussein. President Bush chose to do so. He asked the world for help. I supported him in those requests, and those requests were refused. So President Bush had to act on his own initiative to save the world. Where President Bush was acting at my direct bidding I take full responsibility for the invasion of Iraq. It was done at my bequest on behalf of Muhammed, and was a just and honorable act. Any attack on President Bush over this action is a direct attack on me because President Bush was acting on my behalf. Any that critisize President Bush for these actions critisize me. I stand fast on this issue. Any who attack those who serve me attack me, and all in The United States should understand that.

Secondly, The Democrats attack President Bush saying that the information he used to go to war was faked, that there were no weapons of mass destruction. These accusations are totally false! My Agents discovered the information on the weapons of mass destruction and passed that information on to living operatives who eventually got it to The President. When that information was presented it was true and accurate. The Democrats know this. What has become of the weapons of mass destruction is a mystery to Us as it is to the living. We have Our suspicions. But those suspicions could only be proven by earthly agents. Everyone knows the weapons of mass destruction existed. They knew, given the opportunity, Hussein would've used them. They were not used during the war in an effort to confuse the world and bring sympathy to the Iraqi cause. But the weapons of mass destruction do exist, and, did exist, and these attacks on President Bush are the lowest form of political exaggeration and outright lies, which I will not tolerate.

Thirdly, The Democrats attack President Bush on the economy, which is again a false issue. The U. S. economy is in the mess that it's in because of two reasons; one, The Democrats' mismanagement while they were in power, their inaction in the hope that the problem would simply go away of its own accord, caused the situation to deepen. And, the fact that The Kingdom Of God declared war on The United States because the Democratic leaders refused to accept and promote Father Abraham's Peace Proposal of a separate homeland for The Palestinians outside of Israel. The Kingdom Of God has been systematically, for many years, doing all in Its power to destroy the U.S. economy because it is what the people worship most. But President Bush has negotiated a truce between The United States and The Kingdom Of God after 9/11. His efforts to go after the terrorists and, to deal with Hussein has put him in good graces with The Kingdom Of God, and The Kingdom Of God is not, at present, attacking the U.S. economy, and the economy is slowly coming back. President Bush should be praised for this effort. Because if The Kingdom Of God was still attacking the economy things would be far, far worse than they are now. If the government of The United States was to take the next step and support The Kingdom Of God's Peace Plan For The Middle East, the truce could become a permanent peace treaty, and the hostilities between the material world and The Afterlife could end.

These are the reasons I endorse President Bush. There are others, but these are the important ones that I wish you to know about. I ask you to join me in this support. I am sending the strongest Workers I have to each state to help the Spirits there speak to the living, raise the cry "Don't vote for The Democrats! Reelect President Bush! Save our children!" We are in hopes the people of America will listen. Check out your state on the link above! See who's there. If there is no one listed yet, do not feel slighted. That probably means the situation in your state is so good We don't have to work that hard there. You are already serving God very well.

Yours In Our Father In Heaven's Service,
Now, And Forever,

Jesus Of Nazareth, Called The Christ


Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:45:13 AM EST
John Lennon? THE John Lennon? The same one that's decomposing right now?
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:46:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By rn45:
John Lennon? THE John Lennon? The same one that's decomposing right now?



yes! seems he's decomposing and composing at the same time.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:47:24 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:47:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By superdav:

Originally Posted By rn45:
John Lennon? THE John Lennon? The same one that's decomposing right now?



yes! seems he's decomposing and composing at the same time.



Link Posted: 9/2/2004 11:04:10 AM EST
oh, i forgot to mention Davey Crocket is also a republican whos attending. Damn, I knew i should've went!
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 2:43:05 PM EST
'Wacko Ono', I love it.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 3:29:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By superdav:

Originally Posted By rn45:
John Lennon? THE John Lennon? The same one that's decomposing right now?



yes! seems he's decomposing and composing at the same time.



LOL
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 4:43:04 PM EST
SMOKE LESS CRACK
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 4:44:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By rn45:
John Lennon? THE John Lennon? The same one that's decomposing right now?



He finished decomposing a long tme ago.

As for his music, I would call THAT decomposing, too!
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