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Posted: 10/7/2004 4:09:30 AM EST
and the bartender asks "why the long face?"
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:16:24 AM EST
Three plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Massachussettes. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and the saddle, and look, now that John Kerry boy is running for president!"
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:24:57 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 4:25:11 AM EST by mjohn3006]

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine rode a horse head-on into a train



Sounds like a Bush joke that was changed to sKerry.
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