and the bartender asks "why the long face?"

Three plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Massachussettes. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and the saddle, and look, now that John Kerry boy is running for president!"

Quoted: Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine rode a horse head-on into a train

Sounds like a Bush joke that was changed to sKerry.