John Kerry Joke
John Kerry is out walking one morning and notices Little Hannah on the corner with a box. Curious, he alters his course, jogs over to Little Hannah and says, "What's in the box, kid?"
Little Hannah says, "Kittens. They're brand new kittens." John Kerry laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
" Democrats," says Little Hannah. "Oh that's cute," he says and goes on his way.
A few days later, John Kerry is walking with his buddy John Edwards and he spies Little Hannah with her box just ahead.
John Kerry says to John, "You gotta check this out," and they both walk over to Little Hannah.
John Kerry says, "Look in the box, John, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens.
Hey, kid, tell my friend John what kind of kittens they are."
Little Hannah replies, "They're Republicans."
"Whoa!" John Kerry says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats.
"Well, "Little Hannah explains, "Their eyes are open now
hah good one
This may have been posted before
How to start each day with a positive outlook:
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "John Kerry."
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of John Kerry?"
6. Answer calmly, "yes," and press the mouse button firmly.
7. Feel better....