Posted: 6/7/2002 9:31:22 AM EST
[i]Jackbooted Nazis populated my childhood nightmares and, to be honest, I still can't hear German spoken without feeling an inchoate sense of unease.[/i]
*whips out cellphone, dials Jeffrey Ballabon's (the author's) number, and orders a large Sauerbraten mit Knoedel und Goulash. "Mach schnell!"
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