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Posted: 8/25/2004 10:08:33 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:10:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:12:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/25/2004 10:13:08 PM EST by GabbasaurusRex]
That's worse than the Jesus Christ action figure that you can buy in Chinatown. All he does is raise his arms.

ETA: The Moses action figure cost more than the Jesus one costs.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:14:16 PM EST
that is just wrong
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:16:04 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:17:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/25/2004 10:18:49 PM EST by Jeeper21]
Check this out:

Allah is an empty box

Ayatolla with Pistols!

Muslim Jihad'ist with his Rifle
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:18:42 PM EST
I like www.datejesus.com/ better.

Although, it was much more amusing when is was jesus.com. I'm sure they must have paid him a ridiculous amount to get that domain name from him, I don't think I would have been able to resist either.

Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:21:11 PM EST
Sorry if this is a dupe post. I caught a blurb on Unscrewed with Martin Sergeant on Tech TV. I don’t know what he was taking about but there were some Jesus action figures in a little skit. I was on the floor laughing; I had to spread the fun.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:24:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By SexualChocolate:
Check this out

Jesus got the kung foo grip





Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:20:06 PM EST
Do I hear a thunderstorm brewing?

Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:29:28 PM EST
hahahhahahahahhahahahha
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:05:21 AM EST
Jesus also loves porn.....com/net

haha banner adds sometimes get your attention.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:16:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:

Ditto. Truly, modern society is heading straight down the shitter...
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 3:29:53 AM EST
The irreverence of our time astounds me.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 3:32:55 AM EST
Better than God being a strap-on dildo wearing lesbian....

DeGeneres DeGenerate to Star in 'Oh, God!' Remake

Aug 23, 10:31 PM (ET)

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Comedian Ellen DeGenerate is getting a promotion - to supreme being. DeGeneres will star as God in a remake of the 1977 comedy "Oh, God!"

The original starred George Burns as the creator and John Denver as a supermarket manager tapped as a new prophet.

"Ellen is a strong comedian and she has always done material about God and questions about God," said Jerry Weintraub, who produced the original movie and also will oversee the remake.

Weintraub said he'll hire a screenwriter and director with the aim to shoot the movie during a break in DeGeneres' schedule from her talk show next summer.

Though successful on the small screen, DeGeneres misfired in an earlier transition to film with the romantic-comedy flop "Mr. Wrong." She helped score a hit with her voice work on last year's animated tale "Finding Nemo."
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 3:36:09 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 3:39:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By kpel308:
Where's sgtar15?


I am SO not going there......
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 3:40:33 AM EST
what is the difference between jesus and a pic]= of jesus???



only takes one nail to hang the pic
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:17:29 AM EST
My Jesus can whup your Jesus.


Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:24:04 AM EST
Lame.

I saw a shop selling some crazy ones the other day. Edgar Allan Poe, Rosy the Riveter, etc.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:39:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By tequilabob:
what is the difference between jesus and a pic]= of jesus???



only takes one nail to hang the pic



Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:43:50 AM EST
sweet
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:47:54 AM EST
Not funny.
For possibly the first time in my life I think i'm offended.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:50:40 AM EST

Wow, making fun of the Savior of the world.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:52:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 4:53:04 AM EST by innocent_bystander]
I wonder if this dude gets laid from this?





Relationship Short-term, Long-term
Body Type Athletic
Height 6' 3"
Age 29
Weight 195 lbs.
Hair Color Blonde
Ethnicity European-American
Employment Full-Time
Education College Degree
Marital Status Single
Has Children? No
Wants Children? Yes
Smokes? No
Drinks? Socially


Description Golden-haired, blue-eyed Jesus seeks loving young woman (22-30), preferably of recent Norse-Germanic heritage, who wishes to live in the spirit of the eternal. Innocence, or rebirth into innocence, and a desire to transcend the material mendacity of this world are essential! I offer a pure and spiritual existence of life's essence, free of fear, free of despair. I will reveal the bliss, power, and endless rewards of faith and belief. The right woman who is ready for my love, blessings, and unforgettable spiritual exploration will be given the world, but will also want to give me her world in the mutual quest to share the infinite. I offer you the ability to experience the fulfillment of your dreams and all you seek. Prospective respondents should read 1 John 4:18. True to artistic depictions, I have a lean swimmer's body and a six-pack, and if you have sought your best in life you will also be in good shape.
Please note: This is a legitimate ad. I am highly spiritual, though not religious, and have often been called Jesus because of my appearance and powerful spirituality that I attempt to share with others. If you live in the DC metro area and are seeking a loving, trusting relationship founded on the mutual search for meaning in life as well as the desire to share deep romance and limitless passion, please reply with a description of yourself and a photo. This journey spans not only spirituality but also uncovers our place in the context of the peak moments expressed in culture, art, philosophy, and historical events. Dynamic, eclectic, curious, confident, intelligent, attractive, faithful and brave women are desired. Musicians and artists especially favored.

Irish need not apply.


Characteristics Honest, intelligent, creative, responsible, humorous, financially & emotionally secure, energetic, positive.
Things I Enjoy Long walks in nature, lying on a grassy field at night gazing into the stars, the music of Beethoven, Bach, Brahms, and Burzum, Traditional values (especially Marcus Aurelius and Julius Evola), cooking dinner for a special woman, exercise and playing sports, composing and recording music, Northern European culture, deep and honest conversation that gets beyond ego, seeking the best that life offers, and sharing tender cuddling that transcends time.
Location Northern Virginia suburbs
Contact Info Send Email
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:54:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zardoz:

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:

Ditto. Truly, modern society is heading straight down the shitter...



+1
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:55:38 AM EST

Death Killer-Cross pump action over-under shotgun.


Link Posted: 8/26/2004 5:30:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By tequilabob:
what is the difference between jesus and a pic]= of jesus???



only takes one nail to hang the pic






Link Posted: 8/26/2004 5:49:34 AM EST

Gal.6

1. [7] Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap

Link Posted: 8/26/2004 5:53:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By SexualChocolate:
Check this out

Jesus got the kung foo grip



Oh my god, now that would make a great stocking stuffer! I want one!
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 5:58:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By STRATIOTES:

Gal.6

1. [7] Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap




He loves you, he watches over you, you were made in his image and he is your loving shepard.....but, make an action figure or type a few poorly selected words on the internet and LOOK OUT!

Link Posted: 8/26/2004 6:05:43 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 6:10:22 AM EST
Everybody knows Jesus would carry an Uzi or a Galil.

I don't think its in good taste, but it doesn't offend me as a Christian.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 6:29:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By M4:
He loves you, he watches over you, you were made in his image and he is your loving shepard.....but, make an action figure or type a few poorly selected words on the internet and LOOK OUT!
www.schredds.com/~schredds/images/8571cou.jpg



God judges both the intent and fruit of the act.


1 Tim 1-13 I, who formerly was a calumniator and a persecutor and an outrager: but I was shown mercy, seeing that I do it being ignorant, in unbelief.
14 Yet the grace of our Lord overwhelms, with faith and love in Christ Jesus.
15 Faithful is the saying, and worthy of all welcome, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners, foremost of whom am I.
16 But therefore was I shown mercy, that in me, the foremost, Jesus Christ should be displaying all His patience, for a pattern of those who are about to be believing on Him for life eonian.
17 Now to the King of the eons, the incorruptible, invisible, only, and wise God, be honor and glory for the eons of the eons! Amen!

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