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Posted: 9/15/2004 11:21:58 AM EST
It's like re-living my puberty all over again. <sniff>



Story here.

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) — Pop starlet Jessica Simpson has been cast as Daisy Duke in the big-screen version of The Dukes of Hazzard, and her husband is pretty excited about it.
Can Jessica Simpson (left) fill out Catherine Bach's Daisy Duke shorts?
By Frank Micelotta, Getty Images and Warner Bros.

"I was a big fan of Daisy Duke. As a kid I never missed an episode of The Dukes of Hazzard, Nick Lachey told AP Radio. "We watched it every Friday night. It's going to be cool to live it all over again as she goes to do this movie."

Lachey said Simpson really wanted the role and lobbied hard for the job. He's been doing some acting on the episodes of Charmed on the WB, and the couple is also filming another ABC Christmas variety show.

"It's an exiting time in our house to be a thespian," he said. "Between the two of us we're doing some acting stuff now, between 'Charmed' and 'Dukes of Hazzard.' I did something for 'Bewitched.'"

Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville were cast as Bo and Luke Duke. The show first aired from 1979 to 1985 on CBS, ranking No. 1 for its time slot during six seasons.

While critics weren't thrilled with the show, fans loved to watch Bo and Luke outrun Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane and his deputies by jumping their orange 1969 Dodge Charger the General Lee across creeks and off dirt ramps. They were the good guys, outwitting the corrupt Boss Hogg.

A start date for filming has not been set.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:24:05 AM EST
I can't stand her face though.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:24:37 AM EST
HUH?!?!?!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:25:58 AM EST
AWWW Ye-ah!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:27:36 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:29:15 AM EST
Butter face!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:31:33 AM EST
Why not Patty Duke?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:32:18 AM EST
MAn I would stuff it in her pooper,

than say

" I bet your sister is better than this"

and hold on,

that would be a fun ride.

She's a dumb bimbo to be sure,

but I'd nail it shut.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:32:55 AM EST
Stay on target gentlemen.

I didn't notice Catherine Bach's face the entire time the series was on TV.

That is all.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:34:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By Ghostchild:
MAn I would stuff it in her pooper,

than say

" I bet your sister is better than this"

and hold on,

that would be a fun ride.

She's a dumb bimbo to be sure,

but I'd nail SLAM it shut.



+1.3147
Fixed if for ya
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:36:26 AM EST
SUPER hot body.

Her face is FUBAR though.

And she's as dumb as a post.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:39:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By magnum_99:
SUPER hot body.

Her face is FUBAR though.

And she's as dumb as a post.



+1 to each point.. she's a retarded butterface
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:41:29 AM EST
delicious
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:43:25 AM EST
No one can take the place of Catherine Bach.

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:44:34 AM EST
No more Dukes of Hazzard!
I can't see the needless destruction of anymore 69 Dodge Chargers!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:44:35 AM EST
I think she's voting for GWB though.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:45:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By BayEagle:
Stay on target gentlemen.
I didn't notice Catherine Bach's face the entire time the series was on TV.

That is all.



Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:45:40 AM EST
Screen door, hurricane, you know the rest...
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:47:23 AM EST
jessica is insanely hot.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:47:26 AM EST
I’m sure she would say the same about your face

She hot, face, body, everything... she dumb I bet she makes more in a month than most make in a lifetime, ya she dumb, all the way to the bank
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:47:48 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:55:06 AM EST
She is cute-no question about it.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:59:51 AM EST
On a side note, will the General Lee still sport the flag?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:02:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By CanteTinza:
On a side note, will the General Lee still sport the flag?



I bet not.

Yes her face is ugly as hell, I guess on other hot chic was available.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:10:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By CanteTinza:
On a side note, will the General Lee still sport the flag?



A fine question...
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:14:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:
I'm sorry, but Catherine Bach was way way hotter.



+1 on the bod and the southern accent

Jessica ain't got nuttin' on Catherine Bach!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:14:52 PM EST
Here is a bigger version of that first pic. Enjoy!



Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:18:25 PM EST
Looks like it will be funny...

STEVE STIFFLER (SW SCOTT) and JOHNNY KNOXVILLE as Bo and Luke?

Sweet!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:22:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By VLODPG:
No more Dukes of Hazzard!
I can't see the needless destruction of anymore 69 Dodge Chargers!




+1
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:22:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By LotBoy:
Here is a bigger version of that first pic. Enjoy!


www.users.qwest.net/~hamnermichael/01.jpg





That will be one movie where I'll be sitting in the back with a trench coat on.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:26:34 PM EST
There's no way you can tell me that Jessica Simpson is hotter then this:


Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:27:19 PM EST

They can’t make a Dukes of Hazard movie. The car would be considered racist today because of the rebel flag.

Want to bet the flag is not on the car?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:38:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/15/2004 12:42:07 PM EST by KA3B]
I got this from "Remakes of TV shows you used to watch that have been turned into politicaly correct pieces of shit" .com:

The story hasn't been finalized yet, but the series on which the film is based revolved around the good old Southern Duke boys, who kept getting in trouble with local Hazzard County bigwig Boss Hogg and Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, riding all over town in their super-fast orange Dodge Charger, which had the doors welded shut and sported a Confederate Flag.

For the remake the film once again revolves around good old Southern Duke boys, except this time around they are from Southern California.

The show will be set in Orange County, in Huntington Beach, with the Orange County Sheriffs and California Highway Patrol involved in high-speed hi-jinks with the Duke boys.

Bo Duke is a US Army vet who was kicked out of the for being gay, Luke Duke is the product of a broken marriage where is father was involved with the KKK and his mother was a person of color.

Classic hot rod fans, no need to worry about the producers destroying another Dodge Charger, this time around it's going to be a hot-rodded Honda Accord painted in hot neon colors with a loud exhaust pipe and a killer sound system. The car will be named the "Col. Khadafi" and instead of sporting a Confederate flag will instead be wearing a combination of a UN and gay pride flag.

In one sceene the Duke boys will mount motorcycles and go on to fight republican terrorists in a Matrix/The Fast and the Furious type of exciting chase sceene.

Daisy Duke will be played by Jessica Simpson, this time around Daisy will be an Orange County John Kerry election staffer who has a drug problem and has a child from an unknown father.



Originally Posted By CanteTinza:
On a side note, will the General Lee still sport the flag?

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:38:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I can't stand her face though.



Ditto dog fukin ugly
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:40:49 PM EST
Shes cute, but shes too stupid for me. Kind of ruins it.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:42:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I can't stand her face though.



Ditto dog fukin ugly



She has a face?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:42:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By LotBoy:
Here is a bigger version of that first pic. Enjoy!


www.users.qwest.net/~hamnermichael/01.jpg




Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:47:10 PM EST

"It's an exiting time in our house to be a thespian,"


Maybe she'll have a girl on girl scene in this movie
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:51:00 PM EST
What happened to Catherine's ass? It is MISSING!?!

Jessica is way hotter, you guys are fucking nuts if you think she is ugly!

Bob

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 12:51:27 PM EST

I can't believe no one has requested Jessica pic links yet
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 1:00:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
I can't believe no one has requested Jessica pic links yet



Well since you mentioned it, where are they?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 1:01:21 PM EST
Thanks for the picture enlargement!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 1:20:19 PM EST
OH, I do them both! AT the same time? WOOOHOOOO!!! MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm......... Cat and Jessie mmmmmmmmmm.............
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 1:28:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By TNFrank:
There's no way you can tell me that Jessica Simpson is hotter then this:

www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/b/catherinebach/photos/009.jpg
www.celebritypicturesarchive.com/pictures/c/catherine-bach/catherine-bach.jpg




Uhhh... yes I can.... quite easily.

Aren't you the one that posted all those pics of fat ugly women?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 1:33:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By M4arc:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
I can't believe no one has requested Jessica pic links yet



Well since you mentioned it, where are they?



www.absolutenow.com/new/simpso~1.html (SFW)
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 1:35:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/15/2004 1:39:17 PM EST by 2A373]

Originally Posted By Chimborazo:
Screen door, hurricane, you know the rest...



+1

More pic's;


Link Posted: 9/15/2004 1:57:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/15/2004 1:58:18 PM EST by USMC_LB]
I cannot believe you guys that ACTUALLY think Catherine Bach is more beautiful than Jessica Simpson !!!!

I thought Daisy Duke was the finest thing I had ever seen wearing nothing but a bikini and sunglasses standing beside her yellow Plymouth..... BUT I WAS 10 YEARS OLD !!!!!!

Have you seen Catherine lately ? She definitely has been rode hard and put up wet too many times.....

Jessica Simpson is way hotter !
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 2:01:26 PM EST
Catherine Bach is 50 years old you cement head.
I wonder what Jessica Simpson is going to look like when she is 50.
She is already fat, her tit's will probably be dragging on the ground when she is 50.




Originally Posted By USMC_LB:
I cannot believe you guys that ACTUALLY think Catherine Bach is more beautiful than Jessica Simpson !!!!

I thought Daisy Duke was the finest thing I had ever seen wearing nothing but a bikini and sunglasses standing beside her yellow Plymouth..... BUT I WAS 10 YEARS OLD !!!!!!

Have you seen Catherine lately ? She definitely has been rode hard and put up wet too many times.....

Jessica Simpson is way hotter !

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 2:04:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
jessica is insanely hot.


Word. Times one million....and then some.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 2:10:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By USMC_LB:
Have you seen Catherine lately ? She definitely has been rode hard and put up wet too many times.....




Sorry, but you have NO CLUE what you are talking about. I met her just a couple of years back at a private party and while she has gained a bit of weight, she is still a knockout. Very nice personality and extremely doable.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 2:12:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Catherine Bach is 50 years old you cement head.
I wonder what Jessica Simpson is going to look like when she is 50.
She is already fat, her tit's will probably be dragging on the ground when she is 50.



She is fat? You need to look at the "chubby BOTD" thread; you standard for over weight is ridiculous.

While I personally prefer a different look, to say she is ugly is a gross misunderstanding of the term. She might not be your perfect woman, but ugly? Is there no middle ground?

All you who declared her ugly, I would like to see what your girlfriend/wife looks like. Please post pics.
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