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Posted: 2/17/2017 9:20:47 PM EDT
So I was watching Jeopardy tonight. It's college week. They had a guy from Navy, a girl from Georgetown and a guy from Kentucky. Don't remember what the category was, but they showed a pic of a crescent wrench. None of them knew what it was. I was like, "What!" I couldn't believe none of them knew what it was. Come on! What's America coming to. Sad :(
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 9:22:54 PM EDT
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"Adjustable wrench"

Link Posted: 2/17/2017 9:23:06 PM EDT
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Yeah, but the Sconnie chick is Hawt....
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 9:23:21 PM EDT
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People don't work on things anymore. If something breaks they hire someone else to fix it or go out and replace it. Driving through the neighborhood on the weekends when the weather is nice you barely see a large tool box in a garage anymore.
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 9:24:15 PM EDT
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Wrenches = poor people work.
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 9:25:13 PM EDT
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What I found more shocking was the girl going to Georgetown, was majoring in Classics.

A 45k per year school to major in dead languages....that's why our country is fucked.
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 9:27:59 PM EDT
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My shop teacher always yelled at us if we called it a crescent wrench. He said it's an adjustable wrench, crescent is just a brand that makes or made them.
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 9:30:36 PM EDT
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My shop teacher used to tell students to "go next door (to the other shop class) and ask for a metric crescent wrench".
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 9:34:12 PM EDT
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Did he yell if you asked for a Kleenex, too
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 9:36:50 PM EDT
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I can never find a phillips head when I need one, just 20 g-damn straightedge ones
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 9:37:20 PM EDT
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I don't think they would accept "Crescent wrench". OP would have answered wrong too.
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 9:52:57 PM EDT
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Man. All this heated debate has made me thirsty! Anybody know where I can find a Coke?
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 9:53:27 PM EDT
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I don't think they would accept "Crescent wrench". OP would have answered wrong too.
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Well, since "moon" was in the clue, "crescent" was indeed what the show was looking for. Thanks for playing though.
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 9:57:33 PM EDT
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Its kind of funny.
How many blue collar workers have you ever met that are leftists?

When the 21st century workers revolt happens, it will be against communism.

Maybe the future isnt so bleak.
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 9:58:15 PM EDT
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ACTUALLY, it is none of the above responses.  

It is an Oklahoma socket set.
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 11:47:41 PM EDT
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Well, since "moon" was in the clue, "crescent" was indeed what the show was looking for. Thanks for playing though.
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Ding ding ding!! We have a winner!
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 11:51:48 PM EDT
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The chick was hot. I have a thing for attractive female Jeopardy contestants.
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 11:55:46 PM EDT
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My Dad asked is friend to get the metric crescent wrench from his tool box once, the guy looked for it forever.
Link Posted: 2/17/2017 11:59:00 PM EDT
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The chick was hot. I have a thing for attractive female{s}.  Jeopardy contestants.
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Excessive adjectives.  FIFY.
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 12:00:38 AM EDT
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What I found more shocking was the girl going to Georgetown, was majoring in Classics.

A 45k per year school to major in dead languages....that's why our country is fucked.
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Dude - I think it's like $60k a year now.  I graduated in 88 and it was $13k a year back then.
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 12:04:10 AM EDT
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ACTUALLY, it is none of the above responses.  

It is an Oklahoma socket set.
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JUST ONCE, I want to see someone answer a Jeopardy question with a geographical slur!  I'd take the money hit just for the lulz.
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 12:11:39 AM EDT
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It is also called a "mexican speed wrench" around here. And yes many hispanics joke about

also.
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 12:16:41 AM EDT
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Knuckle Buster
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 12:20:15 AM EDT
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I had three kids on my range last week who couldn't figure out how to reload a regular ole staple gun. By kid I mean 18-20 years old.
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 12:28:51 AM EDT
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Jeopardy! Clip for 1 October 2013 - Fidelito Cortes and the Judges' Ruling
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 12:34:55 AM EDT
[#25]
Alabama micrometer
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 12:37:51 AM EDT
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and I bet he called magazines clips...
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 12:39:30 AM EDT
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So I was watching Jeopardy tonight. It's college week. They had a guy from Navy, a girl from Georgetown and a guy from Kentucky. Don't remember what the category was, but they showed a pic of a crescent wrench. None of them knew what it was. I was like, "What!" I couldn't believe none of them knew what it was. Come on! What's America coming to. Sad :(
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I'm going to guess the USNA guy is planning to be an aviator.  Or a Marine.

Clearly he's never taken "Tools and Their Misuse" or he would have known the answer was "What is a 12 Inch Crescent Hammer?" 
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 12:43:56 AM EDT
[#28]
The famous donkey punch Jeopardy


Donkey Punching on Jeopardy
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 12:45:38 AM EDT
[#29]
Channel locks = all crescent wrenches are pointless.
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 1:01:03 AM EDT
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The correct answer is "Mexican socket set" or "Polish socket set".
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 1:06:16 AM EDT
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Millenials.... remember, a pound sign is now a hashtag. Bet most millenials don't know what dikes are....
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 1:17:55 AM EDT
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Your response is incongruent with anything involved with this thread. ANYTHING. Your response is totally not relevant, as in irrelevant, meaning not worthy of consideration.

Stay on topic or be quiet.

Really. Shhhhhh. Hush baby, go to sleep.
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 1:24:18 AM EDT
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There's often times on that show I'm yelling the answer at the TV and none of the contestants get it.
And yet I still can't get on.
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 1:24:26 AM EDT
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Did they show a SAE or a metric one ?
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 10:34:34 AM EDT
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My Dad asked is friend to get the metric crescent wrench from his tool box once, the guy looked for it forever.
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Hell, I'll confess. On my first day as a journeyman electrician, the foreman made me go get a wire stretcher. After looking for about minutes, the hair on the back of my neck stood up and I knew I had been duped. He laughed, I laughed as I chalked it up to the "yes sir!" mentality when you work for someone. He ended up throwing me lots of side work years later....
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 10:38:14 AM EDT
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Wonder if they would have fared any better with a Stilson wrench?
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 10:38:19 AM EDT
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Channel locks mar the nut on #5 or softer... and they are worthless on any corroded nut. Channel locks = Plumbers best friend.
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 10:45:02 AM EDT
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What is a lunar nutfucker?
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 10:57:04 AM EDT
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Did he yell if you asked for a Kleenex, too
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Or a Q-tip, or Channel lock pliers.

Old boss was from England. I guess the big manufacturer of dial calipers is Helio. He'd say, "give me those helios".
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 10:59:31 AM EDT
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Well, since "moon" was in the clue, "crescent" was indeed what the show was looking for. Thanks for playing though.
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Well, then. I'll bet that's what threw them.

The correct answer is "adjustable wrench". If the clue writers were using an incorrect vernacular for the tool and basing the clue off of that, they were in the wrong.

Unless, they were going for a colloquial name for "this tool".
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 11:08:10 AM EDT
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It'd be like asking "What primate shares a name with this tool".

Link Posted: 2/18/2017 11:09:46 AM EDT
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What is a piper?

Link Posted: 2/18/2017 11:16:34 AM EDT
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What I found more shocking was the girl going to Georgetown, was majoring in Classics.

A 45k per year school to major in dead languages....that's why our country is fucked.
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Yeah, we should due away with teaching cursive too... nobody needs to know how to read our founding documents.  Nobody needs to know how to read ancient history and philosophy.  Those things aren't important to us being good worker bees.  
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 11:22:34 AM EDT
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Toward the end of this school year I am taking a shit ton of tools to school to teach my engineering and technology students what they are and what they do.
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 11:22:37 AM EDT
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Behold, the AR10!



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Link Posted: 2/18/2017 11:24:15 AM EDT
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy (Official HD Video)
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 11:34:58 AM EDT
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Its kind of funny.
How many blue collar workers have you ever met that are leftists?

When the 21st century workers revolt happens, it will be against communism.

Maybe the future isnt so bleak.
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I've known a bunch of them.  All devoted members of unions.   And, the strength of the real Communist and Socialist parties is found in the blue collar workers.
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 12:03:49 PM EDT
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Orangutan?
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 12:08:22 PM EDT
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I watch the show a lot. My father, a machinist, always called them knuckle busters.  After working on cars at a gas station for awhile, that's what I started calling them too.  

I never use them if I don't nave to.
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