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Posted: 8/16/2007 11:45:56 PM EDT
 www.theregister.com/2007/08/16/bourne_disses_bond/ Jason Bourne disses James Bond 'Imperialist misogynist', says Matt Damon By Lester Haines Published Thursday 16th August 2007 10:17 GMT Matt Damon yesterday used the London premiere of The Bourne Ultimatum to roundly dismiss James Bond as a Martini-sipping imperialist misogynist, the BBC reports. Damon declared Bond "anachronistic when you put it in the world we live in today" and added insult to injury with: "Bond is an imperialist and a misogynist who kills people and laughs about it, and drinks Martinis and cracks jokes. Bourne is a serial monogamist whose girlfriend is dead and he does nothing but think about her." Warming to the theme, Damon then concluded that Bourne "doesn't have the support of gadgets, and he feels guilty for what he's done". Bourne trilogy director Paul Greengrass chipped in with: "The Bourne franchise is not about wearing Prada suits and looking at women coming out of the sea with bikinis on. It's about essence and truth, not frippery and surface." Well, really. Readers are duly invited to discuss who they'd rather go on a long stag weekend with: James Bond or Jason Bourne - and who'd they'd rather have serving behind the bar: Julia Stiles or Eva Green. Over to you. |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 11:49:40 PM EDT
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And that is why I'm going to #$*&$(*% the movie to watch it.
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Posted: 8/16/2007 11:51:24 PM EDT
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all thought it was a pretend play dressup like little girls
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Posted: 8/16/2007 11:53:45 PM EDT
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Matt Damon!
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Posted: 8/16/2007 11:56:31 PM EDT
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Whoopie...a fake character dissing another fake character.
 Oh yeah - Eva is hot, but Julia is my kind of gal. 
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Posted: 8/16/2007 11:57:20 PM EDT
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bond is also incompetent...
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Posted: 8/17/2007 4:22:24 AM EDT
[#6]
 Yea, but the Europeans love him when he says disparaging things about the USA, about Pres. Bush and the WoT. |
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Posted: 8/17/2007 4:26:05 AM EDT
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Well I'm sure we can all agree his opinion is completely unbiased...
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Posted: 8/17/2007 4:27:02 AM EDT
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Okay, what IS a
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Posted: 8/17/2007 4:35:09 AM EDT
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Bourne feels guilty because, until now, he doesn't remember who he is or what he does.
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Posted: 8/17/2007 4:51:21 AM EDT
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Yea, Matt Damon is a tool, but the Bourne movies are alright.
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Posted: 8/17/2007 4:54:30 AM EDT
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Its a fucking movie Matt, you are not Jason Borne you idiot!
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Posted: 8/17/2007 5:00:24 AM EDT
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Yes, because people who jump off of stairways six stories high and use a dead body to break their fall will be able to not only walk away without any serious injuries but also accurately shoot and kill someone with a pistol as they fall past them.  Just when you thought Hollyweird couldn't get any more pretentious.... |
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Posted: 8/17/2007 5:06:42 AM EDT
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that means he was dissing Halley Barry too
 Hot Babe in a bikini w/a dive knife  |
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Posted: 8/17/2007 5:10:21 AM EDT
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james bond line got old fast. borne series has always been somewhat well done and at least not taking place on space stations or volcano super fortresses
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Posted: 8/17/2007 5:14:11 AM EDT
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Why..... why do they have to open their mouths and speak in public? Just dance and amuse me and be happy that you get paid to play dress-up.
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Posted: 8/17/2007 5:14:27 AM EDT
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AGNTSA
Star Wars vs. LOTR vs. Star Trek vs. Next Gen...... |
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Posted: 8/17/2007 5:42:04 AM EDT
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I would call Matt Damon a pole smoker, but that would be an insult against patriotic pole smokers everywhere.
And I woul not want to do that. Fuck that metrosexual anti-American piece of shit. Matt Damon will never get a dime of my money. |
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Posted: 8/17/2007 5:43:23 AM EDT
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Actors. piff
What do you expect from someone who makes a living from pretending to be someone he's not? Does it sound like the line between reality and fantasy is getting blurred for him? Matt, here's a wake up call: IT'S NOT REAL! BOURNE AND BOND ARE MADE-UP, FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!!! Besides, when Sean Connery was Damon's age, he could have whipped Damon's butt thoroughly!  (Connery was a boxer before getting into acting)
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Posted: 8/17/2007 5:57:09 AM EDT
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FTW. |
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:02:16 AM EDT
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God, you morons do realize this is from the register, its fake, made up, farce, parody, etc.
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:05:52 AM EDT
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Yeah, thought so, morons
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:10:48 AM EDT
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Dunno whether it's true or not, but can totally see just about any of the current crop of hollyweirdos saying it. They are as a group, a bunch of traitorous bastards. I'll probably see the movie (since I've seen the other two), but my disdain for matt damon, his buttsecks buddy ben affleck, and the rest of those marxist pretenders remains at an all-time high. Maybe I'll wait to see the latest Bourne movie until a friend burns me a copy, therefore not giving that wanker a dime of my money. |
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:12:45 AM EDT
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Bourne endangered lots of children and other pedestrians...he should feel guilty....and it's all about his girlfriend. Dude, get a life, this is so 'yesterday" to pine over a lost love. Go get laid, smoke some dope, watch a good dog fight.....chill.....
Bond didn't seem to get many complaints, maybe Bourne's girlfriend met Bond/James Craig.  Misogynist meaning hates women, hardly describes Bond. He loved them "long time" or at least until they tried to kill him. The last Bond was about Bond losing his first love...oops....
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:12:59 AM EDT
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^ MATH DAYMON apologist in da houth Means nothing. hes still an anti american POS. another moonbat libtard America hating POSER. |
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:18:29 AM EDT
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Plus a heterosexual, redblooded imperialist American 1. Never seen any of those movies and don't plan to. I would gladly go see the next Tom Cruise movie (assuming he ever gets another role) before I'd watch Damon mincing around like he's still got Ben Affleck's purple-headed love warrior up his poop chute. |
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:21:45 AM EDT
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matt, STFU yuo're sounding like a fag
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:21:50 AM EDT
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Uber Douche
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:23:22 AM EDT
[#29]
 The register is fake, knock damon all you want, I dont care! However, getting all upset about a fake parody article, then saying "screw it we still hate him" doesnt necessarily make you appear to be the brightest crayon in the box. |
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:28:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:29:59 AM EDT
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You know what makes someone look like a dull crayon? A lack of reading comprehension skills. I clearly stated that I wasn't sure it was true but that it didn't not in any way diminish my disdain for Matt and all of his hollyweird buttsecks buddies. Are you one of them? Hmmmm?
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:32:29 AM EDT
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Bond
JAMES BOND. That's who! |
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:32:57 AM EDT
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lol, my bad. Eh they are all stupid, I just turn my logic switch off when I sit down at the theatre and I refuse to listen to anything they have to say about anything other than the movies they are working on. FWIW, I think the latest bond movie kicked ass
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:35:03 AM EDT
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 Another Hollyweird fuckstick who takes himself way too seriously... |
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:38:38 AM EDT
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+1 I haven't seen the new Bourne, but you would think the guy at some point had to volunteer for that duty and was patriotic. The character should stop his bitching and come back to helping his country provide security for 300 million Americans and the rest of the free world. |
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Posted: 8/17/2007 6:54:18 AM EDT
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One day, I would love to tell one of these empty headed morons, "You know, you really sound much more intelligent when you stick to the script." |
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