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Posted: 10/28/2013 9:56:22 AM EST
http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire/DA9MS4N81


Well, I for one am now canceling my vacation plans-why bother to go there now?
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Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:04:28 AM EST
Go to DC. They have been having masked monkey shows for years!!!
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:06:40 AM EST
i read too quickly, i thought this thread was about mashed monkeys...

now that would be a disgusting show

though I have yet to see the ping pong/bird/painting/smoking shows on Soi Patpong in Bangkok...
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:13:10 AM EST
A monkey buyback program. lol
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:16:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By dcnyli:
though I have yet to see the ping pong/bird/painting/smoking shows on Soi Patpong in Bangkok...
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In Taiwan, we went to see "The Dart Lady."

I guess she had a real name, but everybody just called her the dart lady.

I thought it was just a nudie bar, so I wasn't that interested. But this one waitress handed a guy at the bar a balloon and told him to hold it up over his head. I was like, WTF is with the balloon?!

And then... *POP*

And I look over, and up on stage, here's this old hag with a blowgun coming out of her snatch.

I was seriously impressed.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:25:00 AM EST
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Originally Posted By dcnyli:
i read too quickly, i thought this thread was about mashed monkeys...

now that would be a disgusting show

though I have yet to see the ping pong/bird/painting/smoking shows on Soi Patpong in Bangkok...
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Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:40:45 AM EST
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Originally Posted By TrojanMan:


In Taiwan, we went to see "The Dart Lady."

I guess she had a real name, but everybody just called her the dart lady.

I thought it was just a nudie bar, so I wasn't that interested. But this one waitress handed a guy at the bar a balloon and told him to hold it up over his head. I was like, WTF is with the balloon?!

And then... *POP*

And I look over, and up on stage, here's this old hag with a blowgun coming out of her snatch.

I was seriously impressed.
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Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
Originally Posted By dcnyli:
though I have yet to see the ping pong/bird/painting/smoking shows on Soi Patpong in Bangkok...


In Taiwan, we went to see "The Dart Lady."

I guess she had a real name, but everybody just called her the dart lady.

I thought it was just a nudie bar, so I wasn't that interested. But this one waitress handed a guy at the bar a balloon and told him to hold it up over his head. I was like, WTF is with the balloon?!

And then... *POP*

And I look over, and up on stage, here's this old hag with a blowgun coming out of her snatch.

I was seriously impressed.

  • Pussy Ping Pong
  • Pussy Balloon Shoot
  • Pussy Smoking Cigarette
  • Pussy Open the Bottle
  • Pussy Chopstick
  • Pussy Shooting Bananas
  • Pussy Writing a Letter
  • Pussy Needle
  • Electric Pussy
  • Pussy Rainbow
  • Pussy Banana Cutting
  • Fishes in Pussy
  • Pussy Girl and Girl
  • Pussy Boy and boy
  • Exchange Water Between 2 Pussies
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:49:34 AM EST
Maaasked monkey!
That funky monkey
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:50:43 AM EST
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Originally Posted By reconBYfire:

  • Pussy Ping Pong
  • Pussy Balloon Shoot
  • Pussy Smoking Cigarette
  • Pussy Open the Bottle
  • Pussy Chopstick
  • Pussy Shooting Bananas
  • Pussy Writing a Letter
  • Pussy Needle
  • Electric Pussy
  • Pussy Rainbow
  • Pussy Banana Cutting
  • Fishes in Pussy
  • Pussy Girl and Girl
  • Pussy Boy and boy
  • Exchange Water Between 2 Pussies
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Originally Posted By reconBYfire:
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
Originally Posted By dcnyli:
though I have yet to see the ping pong/bird/painting/smoking shows on Soi Patpong in Bangkok...


In Taiwan, we went to see "The Dart Lady."

I guess she had a real name, but everybody just called her the dart lady.

I thought it was just a nudie bar, so I wasn't that interested. But this one waitress handed a guy at the bar a balloon and told him to hold it up over his head. I was like, WTF is with the balloon?!

And then... *POP*

And I look over, and up on stage, here's this old hag with a blowgun coming out of her snatch.

I was seriously impressed.

  • Pussy Ping Pong
  • Pussy Balloon Shoot
  • Pussy Smoking Cigarette
  • Pussy Open the Bottle
  • Pussy Chopstick
  • Pussy Shooting Bananas
  • Pussy Writing a Letter
  • Pussy Needle
  • Electric Pussy
  • Pussy Rainbow
  • Pussy Banana Cutting
  • Fishes in Pussy
  • Pussy Girl and Girl
  • Pussy Boy and boy
  • Exchange Water Between 2 Pussies


Go on...


Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:57:35 AM EST
What's next the donkey show in Mexico?
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:02:35 AM EST
I thought they were talking about valerie jarret and owe-bama.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:09:03 AM EST
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Originally Posted By MateFrio:
What's next the donkey show in Mexico?
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Donkeys get off so its all good
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:09:22 AM EST
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Originally Posted By supermo:
Go to DC. They have been having masked monkey shows for years!!!
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I don't get it.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:16:14 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Partisan:
I thought they were talking about valerie jarret and owe-bama.
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So you are saying that Valerie Jarrett and Obama are monkeys that wear masks?
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:20:24 AM EST
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Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:22:18 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Blackgun_Fun:
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That's more than a little creepy....
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:25:12 AM EST
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Originally Posted By FrankDrebin:


So you are saying that Valerie Jarrett and Obama are monkeys that wear masks?
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Originally Posted By FrankDrebin:
Originally Posted By Partisan:
I thought they were talking about valerie jarret and owe-bama.


So you are saying that Valerie Jarrett and Obama are monkeys that wear masks?


Trying to imply that owe-bama is a sock puppet and jarret is the puppet master. nothing racist was said or implied by me. I would never insult a monkey like that.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:25:15 AM EST
never knew this existed.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:27:32 AM EST
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Originally Posted By reconBYfire:

  • Pussy Ping Pong
  • Pussy Balloon Shoot
  • Pussy Smoking Cigarette
  • Pussy Open the Bottle
  • Pussy Chopstick
  • Pussy Shooting Bananas
  • Pussy Writing a Letter
  • Pussy Needle
  • Electric Pussy
  • Pussy Rainbow
  • Pussy Banana Cutting
  • Fishes in Pussy
  • Pussy Girl and Girl
  • Pussy Boy and boy
  • Exchange Water Between 2 Pussies
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You forgot the Pussy that picked up 50 pesos and gave you change.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:27:47 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Aimless:
Is this "Let's call black people monkeys and get our accounts locked Monday"?
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But it was OK for Bush, right........
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 2:45:59 PM EST
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Originally Posted By wildearp:



But it was OK for Bush, right........
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Originally Posted By wildearp:
Originally Posted By Aimless:
Is this "Let's call black people monkeys and get our accounts locked Monday"?



But it was OK for Bush, right........


Yes, because comparing a white guy to a monkey has the same connotation.
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Link Posted: 10/28/2013 3:01:49 PM EST
I kind of like the motorcycle riding monkeys



Link Posted: 10/28/2013 5:30:27 PM EST
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Originally Posted By FrankDrebin:


Yes, because comparing a white guy to a monkey has the same connotation.
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Originally Posted By FrankDrebin:
Originally Posted By wildearp:
Originally Posted By Aimless:
Is this "Let's call black people monkeys and get our accounts locked Monday"?



But it was OK for Bush, right........


Yes, because comparing a white guy to a monkey has the same connotation.

Yes. It does. Calling the crispy turd a monkey is a huge upgrade for my normally verbose colloquialization.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 5:48:59 PM EST
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