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Posted: 8/21/2004 3:47:53 AM EST


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Jailed Muslims angry over pork on menu

Big News Network.com Friday 20th August, 2004

British prison officials have issued a written apology to suspected Muslim terrorist Abu Hamza and others for offering pork as a prison dinner, The Sun reports.

Prison governor Geoff Hughes sent a letter of apology to all inmates, saying the mistake should never have happened.

Spicy pork chops were described as suitable for Halal diets. Clearly that is nonsense, he wrote.

A prison worker told the newspaper Hamza was livid the Muslim dietary code was ignored.

The Muslims saw it as some sort of planned insult to their religion but that's crazy. It was just a mistake, he said.

Hughes ordered pork be removed entirely from the prison's meal offerings.

Hamza is in London's high-security Belmarsh jail, fighting extradition to the United States to face terror charges.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 3:49:54 AM EST
fuckem, heres some stale bread then
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 3:50:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By twonami:
fuckem, heres some stale bread then


LOL.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 3:56:04 AM EST

They need to get the pork off the menu for these people.
They should trade it for the oldest, grass fed, toughest beef they can find.
Then let 'em raise hell about that.
Fuckem and the camel they rode in on.

Link Posted: 8/21/2004 3:56:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By Airwolf:


feeds.bignewsnetwork.com/?sid=579435513f039eac

Jailed Muslims angry over pork on menu

Big News Network.com Friday 20th August, 2004

British prison officials have issued a written apology to suspected Muslim terrorist Abu Hamza and others for offering pork as a prison dinner, The Sun reports.

Prison governor Geoff Hughes sent a letter of apology to all inmates, saying the mistake should never have happened.

Spicy pork chops were described as suitable for Halal diets. Clearly that is nonsense, he wrote.

A prison worker told the newspaper Hamza was livid the Muslim dietary code was ignored.

The Muslims saw it as some sort of planned insult to their religion but that's crazy. It was just a mistake, he said.

Hughes ordered pork be removed entirely from the prison's meal offerings.

Hamza is in London's high-security Belmarsh jail, fighting extradition to the United States to face terror charges.




So, because there happens to be a muslim in the prison no one else gets to eat pork either?!
Fuck those bastards! You don't want it? Don't eat it. As for me, I like pork chops and I'll be damned if some muslim TERRORIST is going to tell me I can't have them.

He's a terrorist and a prisoner. Why the hell does his opinion matter?
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 3:58:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/21/2004 3:59:48 AM EST by cyanide]

Originally Posted By imcoltsguy:
They need to get the pork off the menu for these people.
They should trade it for the oldest, grass fed, toughest beef they can find.
Then let 'em raise hell about that.
Fuckem and the camel they rode in on.




No if they do not want to eat it, they can skip the meal that day to stay within their religion. Or eat the non pork items only that accompany the meal.


It is not like it is on the menu everyday for every meal.

PC again taken to the extreme .
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 3:58:38 AM EST
feed them fermented bean curd
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:00:07 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/21/2004 4:00:19 AM EST by twonami]
can I shank or shiv the bastard for fun?
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:00:10 AM EST
I wonder if that sherrif in AZ feeds bologna to his muslin inmates. Not even a Christian wants to know what goes into potted meat, vienna sausage and potted meat.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:00:41 AM EST
I say stuff an entire cooked ham into their mouth sideways. With their mouth crammed full, they will have difficulty in uttering any complaints. Problem solved. And dinner is served.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:02:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By cyanide:

Originally Posted By imcoltsguy:
They need to get the pork off the menu for these people.
They should trade it for the oldest, grass fed, toughest beef they can find.
Then let 'em raise hell about that.
Fuckem and the camel they rode in on.




No if they do not want to eat it, they can skip the meal that day to stay within their religion. Or eat the non pork items only that accompany the meal.


It is not like it is on the menu everyday for every meal.

PC again taken to the extreme .



Uh, joke, dude.

Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:05:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/21/2004 4:07:06 AM EST by cyanide]

Originally Posted By imcoltsguy:

Originally Posted By cyanide:

Originally Posted By imcoltsguy:
They need to get the pork off the menu for these people.
They should trade it for the oldest, grass fed, toughest beef they can find.
Then let 'em raise hell about that.
Fuckem and the camel they rode in on.




No if they do not want to eat it, they can skip the meal that day to stay within their religion. Or eat the non pork items only that accompany the meal.


It is not like it is on the menu everyday for every meal.

PC again taken to the extreme .



Uh, joke, dude.




I hear you , but I wasn't -- I really dislike this lets bend over backward for them stuff. It galls me.


To them that do not want to eat pork ---------- stay the fuck out of jail, problem solved.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:07:50 AM EST
For some reasone after reading the article I was thinking about the Spam scit from Montey Python.


Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:09:59 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:14:17 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/21/2004 4:15:49 AM EST by bblake00]
Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.

Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.

Man (to Waitress): Morning!

Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam...

Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in
it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
spam and spam!

Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!

Paint ther cells with the stuff.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:14:33 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:34:47 AM EST
Test thier faith. Feed'm nothing but pork and see if they give up their beliefs to eat and stay alive, or see if they hold firm to their belief right till the last breath.......
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:36:23 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:38:15 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:38:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By TomJefferson:
Feed the asshole steak and caviar and turn him loose in the general population. That should save us the cost of an extradition.

Tj



Datz Right.

Maybe a well meaning yet confused inmate will slam his (presumed innocent)skull into the wall a few hundred times...Oh the Humanity.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:47:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By TomJefferson:
Feed the asshole steak and caviar and turn him loose in the general population. That should save us the cost of an extradition.

Tj



Naw seen that in action

just creates -- more wannabe Muslims, for the perks.

BTDT - A department I worked for gave them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches -- in lieu of pork products. Don't know if they still do.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:48:09 AM EST
They should be eating month old road kill.....and even thats too good for them.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:48:47 AM EST
Well now I know what to have for dinner today, and I hope every muslim bitch out there gets pissed off, come near me and I wil smear you in bacon grease........
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:49:56 AM EST
How about a 147 gr hollow point for dinner fucker.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:52:12 AM EST
The guards didn't cram the pork chops down their throats so what is the big deal?

What are they doing feeding the prisoners pork chops anyway? If I was in charge chipped beef and gravy would be a special Sunday dinner.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:52:43 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:52:45 AM EST
You go to jail, you eat what we fucking give you. The End.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 4:54:42 AM EST
Fuck all Islamofasists.Hang them upsidedown over a vat of fresh pigshit and give them a spoon.

Waaaaaaaaaaa we are being mis-treaded.We are getting what everone else is getting and we want SPECIAL CONSIDERATION for ourselves because we are in jail.

And this lameassed prison official sucks their dicks.This is why the sun sets every day on the British Empire......Now.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 5:07:08 AM EST
put them on a strict pork diet
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 5:16:56 AM EST
Feed him pork & beans and sauerkraut until he shits himself to death.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 5:33:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/21/2004 5:33:39 AM EST by Bubbatheredneck]

Originally Posted By Airwolf:


......JAILED Muslims angry over pork on menu......




Gee, if you didn't try to KILL a bunch of women and children, you wouldn't be IN jail. They're called CONSEQUENCES. Sit at home and practice your false ROP and eat sheep, camel or whatever. Kill or attempt to kill...sorry, you get stuck in jail on a Spam diet. Don't blame me if you don't like the menu.


Link Posted: 8/21/2004 5:36:14 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/21/2004 5:37:38 AM EST by Paul]
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 5:45:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By Charging_Handle:
I say stuff an entire cooked ham into their mouth sideways. With their mouth crammed full, they will have difficulty in uttering any complaints. Problem solved. And dinner is served.



More fun to shove it up their ass
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