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Posted: 2/7/2006 5:56:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 6:00:56 AM EST by BayEagle]




It's really no contest:

Thomas Sullivan Magnum shags so many hot chicks that no one is close, he lives on the beach in Hawaii, drives a Ferrari, is a Vietnam Vet (sorta SEAL), uses Old School ARs and a 1911, and is a cold blooded killa (Ivan and the blinking NVA guy) and has been beaten, stabbed, shot, cast adrift and comatosed. He falls a little short to Jack Bauer in the torture arena, but his pedigree is better as well;


Magnum's Great-Grandpappy Quigley


Jack's Grandad Oddball

And in real life? C'mon! Tom (Future NRA Chairman) Selleck or Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus (Spokesman for Americans for Gun Safety)Sutherland?

The rest of the pack, in order:


Cmdr. James Bond


James Tiberius Kirk, in a rare joint mission with Jack


The Chuck


Bruce


Hey, he's got Numchuck skilz

And way in back and I mean like "behind you all the way " back, like "don't drop the soap" back:


MacGayver



VanDarn

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Link Posted: 2/7/2006 6:03:03 AM EST


You got WAY too much time on your hands!
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 6:03:23 AM EST
tagged for the pirates
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 6:05:28 AM EST
Good write up. A++++
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 6:06:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By LWilde:


You got WAY too much time on your hands!




Couldja tell?
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 6:10:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 6:10:59 AM EST by Chaingun]

Originally Posted By BayEagle:
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It's really no contest:

Thomas Sullivan Magnum shags so many hot chicks that no one is close, he lives on the beach in Hawaii, drives a Ferrari, is a Vietnam Vet (sorta SEALNI), uses Old School ARs and a 1911, and is a cold blooded killa (Ivan and the blinking NVA guy) and has been beaten, stabbed, shot, cast adrift and comatosed. He falls a little short to Jack Bauer in the torture arena, but his pedigree is better as well;

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Magnum's Great-Grandpappy Quigley

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Jack's Grandad Oddball

And in real life? C'mon! Tom (Future NRA Chairman) Selleck or Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus (Spokesman for Americans for Gun Safety)Sutherland?

The rest of the pack, in order:

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Cmdr. James Bond

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James Tiberius Kirk, in a rare joint mission with Jack

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The Chuck

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Bruce

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Hey, he's got Numchuck skilz

And way in back and I mean like "behind you all the way " back, like "don't drop the soap" back:

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MacGayver


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VanDarn

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Fixed it for you

Everyone knows Magnum was in Naval Intel
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 6:32:08 AM EST
I believe I speak for everyone when I say:

"You know damn right!"
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 6:40:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By Chaingun:

Originally Posted By BayEagle:
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It's really no contest:

Thomas Sullivan Magnum shags so many hot chicks that no one is close, he lives on the beach in Hawaii, drives a Ferrari, is a Vietnam Vet (sorta SEALNI), uses Old School ARs and a 1911, and is a cold blooded killa (Ivan and the blinking NVA guy) and has been beaten, stabbed, shot, cast adrift and comatosed. He falls a little short to Jack Bauer in the torture arena, but his pedigree is better as well;

i1.tinypic.com/nd22l3.jpg
Magnum's Great-Grandpappy Quigley

i1.tinypic.com/nd22ps.jpg
Jack's Grandad Oddball

And in real life? C'mon! Tom (Future NRA Chairman) Selleck or Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus (Spokesman for Americans for Gun Safety)Sutherland?

The rest of the pack, in order:

i1.tinypic.com/nd357k.jpg
Cmdr. James Bond

i1.tinypic.com/nd259x.jpg
James Tiberius Kirk, in a rare joint mission with Jack

i1.tinypic.com/nd25on.gif
The Chuck

i1.tinypic.com/nd28td.jpg
Bruce

i1.tinypic.com/nd2bnb.gif
Hey, he's got Numchuck skilz

And way in back and I mean like "behind you all the way " back, like "don't drop the soap" back:

i1.tinypic.com/nd34uv.jpg
MacGayver


i1.tinypic.com/nd32q0.gif
VanDarn

Coming soon -

Vikings > Pirates > Ninjas



Fixed it for you

Everyone knows Magnum was in Naval Intel



Chaingun,

Magnum was a SEAL who went to NI after Vietnam. If you look at many of the hats he wears, they all have the Budweiser Trident. Additionally, if you look at any of the episodes where he is in dress whites, he is wearing the SEAL Eagle and Trident over his row of medals.

So technically, you are both right.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 6:44:51 AM EST
Wait a minute, Bruce should be way up higher on that list. I like "The Shat man", but there is no way he is superior to Bruce.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:38:46 AM EST
Bruce should definately be above Chuck on any list. Hell, he kicked Chucks ass (well in a movie at least, and that's what we're talking about here). I also doubt he'd be hawking some exercise machine on late night informercials like Chucky is.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 8:10:05 AM EST
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 8:13:24 AM EST
Magnum = SEAL
Jack Bauer = Delta

I like Magnum, but there's no real comparison against US Army Delta.
Sorry.

However, If there was a Delta back then, Thomas would have been a founding member.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 8:30:29 AM EST
Yeah but MacGyver can build a shopping mall out of a 2x4, rope, and yarn.

Chuck Norris on the other hand would round house kick the shopping mall down

Jack would be too busy trying to save his pathetic daughter and wife from terrorists.

MacGyver wins in the "ingenuity category"

Chuck wins in the "1 hit death category"

Jack wins in the "I've had the worst 24hrs in the whole wide world category"

P.S. Chuck Norris is still up for war crimes of Genocide for his part in Delta Force.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 8:34:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By BayEagle:

Originally Posted By askani79705:
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NO DUKE?!!




John Wayne was/is a deity. That's different. The rest of these guys are mortals.



Word up yo...Plus he ain't dead he's frozen. When the wrold is in shit they will though him out and let himloose to kick some ass.

He's frozen so when he up and going he'll be pissed so watch out.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 8:38:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By BayEagle:

Originally Posted By askani79705:
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NO DUKE?!!




John Wayne was/is a deity. That's different. The rest of these guys are mortals.





Fuggin' A right!
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 8:46:11 AM EST
So, BayEagle, how long have you been unemployed, and do you think you'll find work soon?

CO
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 8:47:48 AM EST
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 8:57:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By BayEagle:
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VanDarn



Is it me, or does that clip look gay?

Not just because of the dancing and the outfit, but also because it appears that some dude's hand is fondling VanDamme's junk....
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 9:10:40 AM EST
Fagnum? Nominee for "Best Kiss" with Kevin Kline at the MTV movie awards?



MTV Movie Awards: 1998
Best Kiss
Winner:


* Wedding Singer, The (1998) - Adam Sandler (I); Drew Barrymore

Other Nominees:
# Chasing Amy (1997) - Joey Lauren Adams; Carmen Lee
# Good Will Hunting (1997) - Matt Damon; Minnie Driver
# In & Out (1997) - Kevin Kline (I); Tom Selleck
# Titanic (1997) - Leonardo DiCaprio; Kate Winslet

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