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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/14/2005 9:20:35 PM EDT
I can't imagine why CJ is asking about pregnancy with out having a pregnant wife, but here's a JOTD for you.

A Man's Prayer

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for
his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them
breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balance the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back?"

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the
way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got
pregnant last night."
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:33:46 PM EDT
Patty
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:42:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 4:24:49 AM EDT
DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


God has a sense of humor....I mean beyond the Platypus....COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 1:32:14 PM EDT


Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:27:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 7:52:11 PM EDT

Besides, I seek to really understand women and where they're coming from.


I don't think we are ever going to understand them. They are made differently than we are for a purpose.
My daughters go to mom for comfort and to me to fix things.

Here is another story for you.

To Be Six Again

A man asked his wife what she'd like for Mother's Day. "I'd love to be Six again, “she replied. On the morning of Mother's Day, he arose early, got up made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

The moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.
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