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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:00:45 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 9:01:05 AM EST by lvgunner777]
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.



"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

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He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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