I'm sure some have seen this. If so, good for you.
For those that haven't:
While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a stroke. Paramedics were
called and he was rushed to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared, wearing
his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he turned to the woman and said, "I'm afraid that your uncle is
brain dead, but his heart is still beating."
"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with
shock, "We've never had a liberal in the family before!"