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Posted: 10/4/2005 12:02:32 PM EDT


A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom
drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child
custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that
his aunt beat him more than his parents and he
adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the
boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate
family and learning that domestic violence was
apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose
who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.



Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:04:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:05:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheKill:



PWN3D
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:05:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheKill:



Whoops!

Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:07:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:08:26 PM EDT
lmfao that is funny
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:08:35 PM EDT
I thought it was kinda funny.....
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:09:01 PM EDT
I think the entire Green Bay Packers could beat a 7 year old boy.

(If the coaching staff would all meet in Coach Sherman's garage tomorrow, douse themselves with gasoline, and do the honorable thing)
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:10:10 PM EDT


Too funny.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:34:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheKill:





Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:38:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thompsondd:


A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom
drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child
custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that
his aunt beat him more than his parents and he
adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the
boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate
family and learning that domestic violence was
apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose
who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.





Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:39:42 PM EDT
Prediction: Favre goes 0-16 this season, and retires.

You saw it here first.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:40:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Carbine_Man:

Originally Posted By thompsondd:


A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom
drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child
custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that
his aunt beat him more than his parents and he
adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the
boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate
family and learning that domestic violence was
apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose
who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.








+1
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 9:28:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:

Originally Posted By TheKill:









Hey you aren't far behind:

VIKINGS----><------every other team in the NFL, except maybe the Pack
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:05:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheKill:

Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:

Originally Posted By TheKill:









Hey you aren't far behind:

VIKINGS----><------every other team in the NFL, except maybe the Pack



Who cares about the other teams anyway?

All this coming from someone who couldn't care one way or the other, either...

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:15:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:

Originally Posted By TheKill:








+1 from MN
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:25:24 AM EDT
I've heard it before with both Vanderbuilt and Spain.

R.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:40:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By freemanesq:
I've heard it before with both Vanderbuilt and Spain.

R.



Don't forget France.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:42:06 AM EDT
lol rofl


lay\ughing my ass off

did not see that coming
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:42:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Carbine_Man:

Originally Posted By thompsondd:


A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom
drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child
custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that
his aunt beat him more than his parents and he
adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the
boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate
family and learning that domestic violence was
apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose
who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.








And yet they were one incomplete pass from beating Carolina...
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:46:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:

And yet they were one incomplete pass from beating Carolina...



Which counts for nothing... except a loss.

That is a funny joke.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:48:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Max_Mike:

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:

And yet they were one incomplete pass from beating Carolina...



Which counts for nothing... except a loss.

That is a funny joke.



And extremely old, applied to pretty much every team that has had a crappy year.

It was funny the first 20 times I heard it.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:06:34 AM EDT
Damn. GBP's have been one of my "teams" since before Farve.... that's just MEAN!
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:17:01 AM EDT
I was born and raised in Green bay and I've been a Packer fan for a long time. Lived through the 4-12 Don Makowski times and all. I still found it funny but the Pack will turn it around......just maybe not this year. Did I just say that out loud??
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