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Posted: 10/12/2005 12:26:25 PM EDT
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,
Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St.
Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your
motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out
with anyone you want in Heaven.

"Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,"I want to hang out
with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God
recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but
aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
replied God, "Hold on." God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a
few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it "Well, it may
be true that my invention is flawed,"
God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are
riding my invention than yours."

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 12:28:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 12:28:17 PM EDT
Screw the joke. I'm gonna flame your ass for the seizure-inducing avatar!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 12:30:06 PM EDT
Havent heard that one so its good in my book
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 12:33:18 PM EDT
I dont catch many jokes, but that was not too bad.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 12:38:03 PM EDT
That was good.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 12:45:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 12:54:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thompsondd:

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:12:41 PM EDT
thats a good one.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:16:24 PM EDT

Love it!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 4:22:14 PM EDT
I'm just glad that it hasn't been "DUPED!!" yet.

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 5:42:11 PM EDT
I'm keeping this Smiley, I like it!

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 5:47:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 5:51:17 PM EDT
What about the guys that ride both?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:07:57 PM EDT

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

Are you kidding me? Thats the best part of the design! Most efficient!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:13:06 PM EDT
my wife thought it was funny.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 8:44:12 PM EDT

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 8:59:12 PM EDT
It got me laughing.Good joke.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 8:59:25 PM EDT
I'm going to show that one to my Harley riding Pastor Ron.

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 9:03:07 PM EDT
That is one that I will pass along to the SO.
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