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Posted: 10/5/2005 3:52:27 PM EDT
Hope it's not a dupe:

HH
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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?



Here is a little test that will help you decide:



Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?



The answer can be found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,

locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a .357 Magnum, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.


What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!



Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?



Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?



Could we run away?



What does my wife think?



What about the kids?



Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?



What does the law say about this situation?



Does the .357 have appropriate safety built into it?



Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?



Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?



Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?



If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?



Should I call 9-1-1?



Why is this street so deserted?



We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.



This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus




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Republican's Answer:

BANG!



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Southern Republican's Answer:





BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click



Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Remington Golden Saber High Performance Jackets or the Core-Lokt Hollow Points?"

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 3:55:18 PM EDT
The first time I heard that one I laughed so hard I almost fell off of my dinosaur...
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:06:37 PM EDT
BANG?

Don't those Yankees double tap?

G
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:09:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By glock23carry:
BANG?

Don't those Yankees double tap?

G



It would be more like BANG! BANG! BANG! (head just to be sure)
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:10:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By glock23carry:
BANG?

Don't those Yankees double tap?

G



actually I prefer the triple tap but I hear the east coast guys are one shot wonders
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:13:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2005 4:14:15 PM EDT by mrphelps]
tag! thats a good one.. i think Ive seen it before but its been a while.

EDIT: woops.. www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=396254
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 5:28:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2005 5:30:06 PM EDT by Lazer80]
im what some might call a Dixiecrat [><]
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 5:46:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lazer80:
im what some might call a Dixiecrat [><]



That would be a Klansman?
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 7:09:41 PM EDT
Texans...

G
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 7:15:36 PM EDT
a 9 shot .357? I always carry my full auto full silenced .357, just in case.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 7:29:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:
Hope it's not a dupe:




Holy shit that's lol
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