A guy is sitting in his living room watching TV when he hears a faint knocking .
So he turns down the TV and listens ........ He hears it again and it sounds like it's coming from the front door so he gets up to look.

When he opens the door there is no one there . so he steps out and looks around and just as he's about to go back in he notices a snail on the ground in front of the door , so he picks it up and throws it across the street .

A month or so later while watching TV he hears the same faint knocking and jumps up and runs to the door and flings it open !!  

Once again no one is there , but just as he's about to close the door he sees the snail again and bends down to pick it up

Just as he is about to grab it  , the snail lifts its head and says

YO .... Dude .......... That’s Fucked Up

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