A popular Little Rock barbershop had a new robotic-barber installed. It
was the first such device in all of Arkansas and the old barber was very
excited to see it in action.
A fellow came in for a haircut. As the robot began to cut his hair it
asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130." So the robot
proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, the stock
market, and so on. The old barber listened intently and thought, "This is
Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it
began the haircut, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the
robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The old barber
thought to himself, "Wow, this is wonderful."
Later on, a third guy came in to the barbershop. As with the others, the
robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "75." The
robot then said, "So, I hear that you democrats are really excited about
John Kerry this year!"