Photo on the nightstand
After a long night of making love, he notices a framed photo of another
man on the nightstand by her bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your
husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
That's just wrong.
got a real nice joke ---
How to start your day with a positive attitude.
1. Create a "new folder" on your computer.
2. Name it "John Kerry".
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of "John Kerry"?
6. Answer calmly, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly... ;-)
No fair! All I got was a "are you sure you want to delete "John Kerry"?" message.